Emmet Thotters Jugs-Banned XXXmas
@abbylark.bsky.social
40 years old, heavyweight class, crazy reach, good ground game. Translator on How Do We Relationship, Spider-Man: Kizuna, Like A Butterfly, and many more manga.
Actors then: "I was so good at fighting wars that they made me a film star for propaganda purposes"
Actors now: "My Grandpa directed Audie Murphy once!"
Actors now: "My Grandpa directed Audie Murphy once!"
Actors then: "After WWII I drunkenly wandered around the American west for three years until I stumbled onto a film set and punched the director. He said I had moxie so he gave me a role as a cowboy."
Actors now: "My dad knows the producer!"
Actors now: "My dad knows the producer!"
December 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Actors then: "I was so good at fighting wars that they made me a film star for propaganda purposes"
Actors now: "My Grandpa directed Audie Murphy once!"
Actors now: "My Grandpa directed Audie Murphy once!"
Me nose: Are the dishes dirty? Is there mildew? Don't ask me I'm here to decorate the middle of your face.
Also me nosey: Hmmm. The person who stocked this Fanta was wearing perfume, huh.
Also me nosey: Hmmm. The person who stocked this Fanta was wearing perfume, huh.
December 9, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Me nose: Are the dishes dirty? Is there mildew? Don't ask me I'm here to decorate the middle of your face.
Also me nosey: Hmmm. The person who stocked this Fanta was wearing perfume, huh.
Also me nosey: Hmmm. The person who stocked this Fanta was wearing perfume, huh.
I drew a kitty
December 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I drew a kitty
I photoshopped this because nothing else could get my vibes across.
December 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I photoshopped this because nothing else could get my vibes across.
Finally got to Kaiji in Cinderellife. He immediately broke an expensive vase and became in hock to my work. I offered to pay because I'm JUST THAT COOL. Also I know if he likes me I get a special item that makes it easier to earn big money on the champagne slots
December 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Finally got to Kaiji in Cinderellife. He immediately broke an expensive vase and became in hock to my work. I offered to pay because I'm JUST THAT COOL. Also I know if he likes me I get a special item that makes it easier to earn big money on the champagne slots
Hey @ironspike.bsky.social remember this place? We gotta go back next time you're in town
ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:
December 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Hey @ironspike.bsky.social remember this place? We gotta go back next time you're in town
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ME: Here’s something happening in America that sucks and everyone hates and no one supports
SOME NON-AMERICAN: This is normal in America and everyone thinks it’s good…but not us, the enlightened global citizens of Mother Earth…we think it’s actually bad, unlike *dry heave sound* Americans 🤣🤣
SOME NON-AMERICAN: This is normal in America and everyone thinks it’s good…but not us, the enlightened global citizens of Mother Earth…we think it’s actually bad, unlike *dry heave sound* Americans 🤣🤣
June 18, 2024 at 8:33 PM
ME: Here’s something happening in America that sucks and everyone hates and no one supports
SOME NON-AMERICAN: This is normal in America and everyone thinks it’s good…but not us, the enlightened global citizens of Mother Earth…we think it’s actually bad, unlike *dry heave sound* Americans 🤣🤣
SOME NON-AMERICAN: This is normal in America and everyone thinks it’s good…but not us, the enlightened global citizens of Mother Earth…we think it’s actually bad, unlike *dry heave sound* Americans 🤣🤣
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I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter wasn't actually that intense. A lot of the "queer community" pilloried a trans woman and ran her out of society entirely and buried her literary future because they felt like it and they could taste blood in the water, and that's how all this works.
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter wasn't actually that intense. A lot of the "queer community" pilloried a trans woman and ran her out of society entirely and buried her literary future because they felt like it and they could taste blood in the water, and that's how all this works.
One of my cats doesn't differentiate much between clothes and skin, she licks over my rings when she grooms my hands. The other one tries to chew off my rings every single time. Sir, I adorn myself purposefully! Be considerate of my fashion choices!!
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 AM
One of my cats doesn't differentiate much between clothes and skin, she licks over my rings when she grooms my hands. The other one tries to chew off my rings every single time. Sir, I adorn myself purposefully! Be considerate of my fashion choices!!
I hope it stays so cold outside the entire time ICE is here that they all get frostbite and lose their damn fingers.
December 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I hope it stays so cold outside the entire time ICE is here that they all get frostbite and lose their damn fingers.
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I'm supposed to get vocational rehab paperwork by today, looking forward to figuring out what the fuck I'm doing wrong here.
....What if it's nothing?
....What if it's nothing?
December 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I'm supposed to get vocational rehab paperwork by today, looking forward to figuring out what the fuck I'm doing wrong here.
....What if it's nothing?
....What if it's nothing?
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Rep. Ilhan Omar: "I hope he gets the help he needs. It sounds like he's trying to deflect from the failures that he's had as president ... he's fought to be the head of the pedophile protection party."
December 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Rep. Ilhan Omar: "I hope he gets the help he needs. It sounds like he's trying to deflect from the failures that he's had as president ... he's fought to be the head of the pedophile protection party."
Aw man what am I gonna do
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Aw man what am I gonna do
I hate it when they tell you they'll get back to you in five days but just turn you down the next day. You can't even let me hope?
December 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I hate it when they tell you they'll get back to you in five days but just turn you down the next day. You can't even let me hope?
I feel a little weird about giving my Goodwill interviewer my number but he was so excited I spoke Japanese I was like damn I hope they don't hire me just cos of that here I'll talk to you for free dude
December 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I feel a little weird about giving my Goodwill interviewer my number but he was so excited I spoke Japanese I was like damn I hope they don't hire me just cos of that here I'll talk to you for free dude
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Pay wasn't enough - don't know why but my OT didn't amount to as much as expected, and I am $350 short on rent - I am only this close because of help and I am out of things to sell on short notice. please, if you can help, I am in a deep need
paypal.me/alchabest
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November 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Pay wasn't enough - don't know why but my OT didn't amount to as much as expected, and I am $350 short on rent - I am only this close because of help and I am out of things to sell on short notice. please, if you can help, I am in a deep need
paypal.me/alchabest
paypal.me/alchabest
You know what @toonrific4real.bsky.social was right. There did not need to be a Toy Story 4 but it was pretty freaking good actually. youtu.be/qgpu6RaZk2o?...
The TOY STORY That Nobody Wanted
YouTube video by ToonrificTariq
youtu.be
November 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
You know what @toonrific4real.bsky.social was right. There did not need to be a Toy Story 4 but it was pretty freaking good actually. youtu.be/qgpu6RaZk2o?...
I like knowing a lot of words because sometimes you're like wow when the princess runs that's gamboling and when Kousuke does it's like jetting or zooming
November 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I like knowing a lot of words because sometimes you're like wow when the princess runs that's gamboling and when Kousuke does it's like jetting or zooming
The actual thing that ends you up with light novel titles is licensing them all from a website with no genre tags or summaries on the pages people use to find new stuff, so the authors just make the title the summary instead.
This attitude is how you end up with light novel titles.
November 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The actual thing that ends you up with light novel titles is licensing them all from a website with no genre tags or summaries on the pages people use to find new stuff, so the authors just make the title the summary instead.
This is why I could never be a politician. They're gonna ask me to rank a set of movies and I only like, like, three of them.
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This is why I could never be a politician. They're gonna ask me to rank a set of movies and I only like, like, three of them.
Every fucking weekend some guy cold emails me pretending to be a job I applied to as a proofreader. And like I know I should be saying get a job about this but the thing that pisses me off the most is I always get the emails on the weekend, which indicates these scammers DO have a job.
November 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Every fucking weekend some guy cold emails me pretending to be a job I applied to as a proofreader. And like I know I should be saying get a job about this but the thing that pisses me off the most is I always get the emails on the weekend, which indicates these scammers DO have a job.
Lrt It's spelled divorse cos there's horse meat in it
November 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Lrt It's spelled divorse cos there's horse meat in it
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So much about this sign I saw today I am still thinking about
November 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
So much about this sign I saw today I am still thinking about
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