I, on the other hand, will simply politely disagree. I wish my daddy could have seen 3 as well. Though I think he would have been really upset about the incinerator scene and then gotten performatively angry about it making him show emotion.

There's a lot of love in this movie and it resonates with all the love inside of me. Today would have been my dad's 67th (meme number!!) birthday, if he'd made it past 49. I feel like he would fight someone for saying this movie was pointless.

No we eat the turkey but with pomp and circumstance

They'd call it some shit like I Can't Even Deal With How Cute My Underage Stepdaughter Is: Her Nickname is Lolita

I guess damned food

Me, lying "Oh, uh, I love to watch Star Wars and frequently watch them for myself, it's not like I've only ever seen them when my mom forces me to watch them heh heh"

They arent gonna survive the crash into my mouth

fluffy blanket, Naruto

Don't look at me like that you're the horse that comes from the horse sashimi country

エエエ、高速道路で遊ぶならどうりでトラックで異世界に行かせるじゃん。

Plasma for money

I think it was used to illustrate something about snakes eating? There was otherwise no text on the slide. I took a pic, here it is. It was actually deleted cos I was like well when is this ever gonna come up again.....

One time I went to a presentation at the herpetological society where they used vore fetish art of Kaa from The Jungle Book on one of the slides. I'd rather see that then this.

I mean he was the poorly educated, despite going to Yale

My one cat came with her own bed and she still avoids it for a while after I move it. Cats take a minute to get used to something

The man who gave himself the longest vacation in history is miserable now that he's back at work, the story of some jerk whose salary is paid by taxes.