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Duder McGuy
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The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
Republicans: "What if Bill Clinton is in those files, huh, liberal?"

Democrats: "Bill who, motherfucker!?"
December 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Forced to compile fuel data.

Born to do MDMA on the slide at Club USA.
December 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Can't remember if I took my depression meds the last two days or not.

GONNA BE A WILD WEEKEND BABBYYYYY
December 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Dick Van Dyke can not be killed with conventional weapons
December 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
From the article:

"Wilsey, a 43-year-old white woman, hurled a racist epithet at her customers and declared, 'I am racist, and I’ll say it to the whole entire world.' She gestured to her crotch and added: 'Suck it!'"

Solidarity...but only while they're on the clock @arashtehran.bsky.social?
“Those of us on the left should be fighting to improve protections for workers of all races, and thereby for the betterment of people’s material conditions regardless of their views,” Arash Azizi argues:
Why the Cinnabon Story Doesn’t Make Me Happy
The left should be promoting working-class solidarity, not delighting in seeing workers summarily dismissed.
bit.ly
December 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
"But Bill, what about Saudi billionaires?"
BILL BURR: “If someone’s working 160 hours a month and can’t make their rent, you’re not paying them enough. Maybe you should just be worth $900,000,000… How does a CEO take a f*cking 8 figure bonus and none of your employees have dental insurance?”
December 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
It's wild to me that we don't have a "complete X amount of years service with an honorable discharge and you're a citizen" clause.

Or hell, even a clause that says if you are a combat vet, you're a citizen.

Why would this even be a debate? You serve the country, you're part of it.
December 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
The future of the Democratic party. AOC in particular has really impressed me with how she went from an outsider to someone who knows how to play the game.

I really think we are on the cusp of something big in America. And good, as well. Maybe not in a year, or five...but we are getting there.
Pete Buttigieg and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez always express themselves with such intelligence and persuasiveness. They never disappoint.
December 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I don't know how to explain this to the kids today...

but in the 90s, America was so prosperous we used to literally have ads come on the TV that used to just be like "HEY, BEEF EXISTS, GO BUY SOME. HERE'S A RECIPE, OR JUST EAT IT RAW WE DON'T CARE. JUST BUY THINGS."
December 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
They really don't make book covers like they fucking used to. Look at this thing and tell me it doesn't at least make you want to read the back cover blurb.
Post a book you love from the 80s. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readingcommunity #booktok #bookish #books
December 12, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Should have started a podcast, I guess.
Yesterday, Spc Sarah Becstrom was laid to rest in West Virginia at a VA National Cemetery.
Surprisingly none of the major major news media mention it. No flags were lower to half staff.
Well the Convicted FElon keeps the news focus on him.
www.wvva.com/2025/12/10/s...
Spc. Sarah Beckstrom laid to rest with full military honors at W.Va. National Cemetery
Spc. Sarah Beckstrom was laid to rest with full military honors Tuesday in Grafton.
www.wvva.com
December 12, 2025 at 1:53 PM
It's why I tell my wife I'm not travelling abroad until Trump is out of office. I legit worry about getting back in.
They would never let me into this country if I weren't already here
In addition to 5 years of social media history, CBP would also require tourists to provide all phone numbers used over that period, any email addresses used in the past decade, DNA and iris scans, and the names, addresses, birthdates and birthplaces of family members
Including children
December 12, 2025 at 1:47 PM
There should be a show where Piers Morgan and Bill Maher debate each other. It should be called "Who The Fuck Asked For This?" and at the end of every episode they team up to find anyone in the fucking world who can stand either of them and interview that person.
December 12, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I'll never understand the need for some people to see someone who agrees with them 99% and sees them as some kind of enemy because they have 1% of a disagreement.
December 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
So...these will be pretty much grounds for instant deportation under the next president, right?
We remain in the dumbest timeline.
December 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Why does every trailer start with "TRAILER. STARTS. NOW."

Like...I know I'm watching the trailer. I clicked the link. You've sold me the steak, I don't need to meet the cow.
December 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Pulling up to the drop off line at the private school and coughing on them kids
December 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
My wife grew up with her dad chopping down the tree in the woods.

I grew up buying a tree in a New Jersey parking lot off Route 17.

We have a lot of disagreements about where to get our tree.
Today’s daily cartoon for @newyorker.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Take a look at these bad boys and tell me they don't make you wanna smoke:
December 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
After my parents divorced my mother entered a relationship with Calibri font. What followed was three months of abuse and psychological torture.

Calibri font is a monster and I will not rest until it is brought to justice.
Can't say I ever expected to see a "That Font was No Angel" headline. But here we are.
December 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Trump is a fascist, of course...but I don't think he is intentionally so.

I think he's too stupid to actually have a political belief. I think he is just a fascist because it's what draws stupid men in positions of power.
December 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
How many Rebs do you think Wishbone put down?
December 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Best part of Die Hard is Bruce Willis wandering around the airport like "EY, OH, FUGGIN CALIFORNIA CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS WAFKY COAST"
December 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Searing gas pain in December, call it Crampus
December 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Just tell them there's a book deal in it for them and the whole press corps will be shouting him down.
The first reporter to speak up, interrupt, and call Trump out to his face while he is berating, insulting and personally attacking another female reporter for no reason will be a national hero. You may lose access, but you will be a legend forever. At some point, someone has to.
December 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM