Duder McGuy
@warofthebees.bsky.social
The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
Searing gas pain in December, call it Crampus
December 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Searing gas pain in December, call it Crampus
Just tell them there's a book deal in it for them and the whole press corps will be shouting him down.
The first reporter to speak up, interrupt, and call Trump out to his face while he is berating, insulting and personally attacking another female reporter for no reason will be a national hero. You may lose access, but you will be a legend forever. At some point, someone has to.
December 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Just tell them there's a book deal in it for them and the whole press corps will be shouting him down.
@outbacksteakhouse.bsky.social you CLAIM "No Rules, Just Right" but if someone (NOT ME) takes off their pants ONE TIME and all of a sudden it turns out there's all sorts of rules and not everything is considered "right" by the regime that runs the Richmond location.
Explain this.
Explain this.
December 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
@outbacksteakhouse.bsky.social you CLAIM "No Rules, Just Right" but if someone (NOT ME) takes off their pants ONE TIME and all of a sudden it turns out there's all sorts of rules and not everything is considered "right" by the regime that runs the Richmond location.
Explain this.
Explain this.
"I can totally do a backflip, I just don't want to right now" energy
December 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
"I can totally do a backflip, I just don't want to right now" energy
Video game idea: you're trapped in the White House and pursued by people with MAGA face
December 11, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Video game idea: you're trapped in the White House and pursued by people with MAGA face
Ten minutes into Blue Velvet for the first time.
Immediate thought: "I need the 4k of this."
Immediate thought: "I need the 4k of this."
December 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Ten minutes into Blue Velvet for the first time.
Immediate thought: "I need the 4k of this."
Immediate thought: "I need the 4k of this."
December 10, 2025 at 11:28 AM
When I turn 70 I'm just gonna take out a bunch of credit cards and max them all out. Also, not paying taxes anymore.
By the time anyone does anything about it I'll probably be dead anyway, so fuck it might as well take out like six figures of debt that'll never get paid 🤣
By the time anyone does anything about it I'll probably be dead anyway, so fuck it might as well take out like six figures of debt that'll never get paid 🤣
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
When I turn 70 I'm just gonna take out a bunch of credit cards and max them all out. Also, not paying taxes anymore.
By the time anyone does anything about it I'll probably be dead anyway, so fuck it might as well take out like six figures of debt that'll never get paid 🤣
By the time anyone does anything about it I'll probably be dead anyway, so fuck it might as well take out like six figures of debt that'll never get paid 🤣
I'm less annoyed with the shit the Supreme Court lets Trump get away with and more annoyed at the fact that the next Democratic president (and there WILL be one) will probably be so fucking spineless that they will cede the powers gifted to Trump in the interests of "decorum" instead of FIXING SHIT.
December 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I'm less annoyed with the shit the Supreme Court lets Trump get away with and more annoyed at the fact that the next Democratic president (and there WILL be one) will probably be so fucking spineless that they will cede the powers gifted to Trump in the interests of "decorum" instead of FIXING SHIT.
Me, angrily waving a gun in a boardroom: "I WILL LET ALL THE HOSTAGES GO IF HERSHEY'S STARTS TO PUT LITTLE HOOKS ON THEIR KISSES AT CHRISTMAS TIME SO YOU CAN HANG THEM FROM THE TREE LIKE CANDY CANES"
December 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Me, angrily waving a gun in a boardroom: "I WILL LET ALL THE HOSTAGES GO IF HERSHEY'S STARTS TO PUT LITTLE HOOKS ON THEIR KISSES AT CHRISTMAS TIME SO YOU CAN HANG THEM FROM THE TREE LIKE CANDY CANES"
Born too late to explore the world.
Born too early to explore the galaxy.
Born at just the right time to see innovations in q-tip technology.
Born too early to explore the galaxy.
Born at just the right time to see innovations in q-tip technology.
Q-Tip, but with a flared base
i welcome our q-tip overlords
December 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Born too late to explore the world.
Born too early to explore the galaxy.
Born at just the right time to see innovations in q-tip technology.
Born too early to explore the galaxy.
Born at just the right time to see innovations in q-tip technology.
I do not understand why my mother has a phone. I don't think this woman has picked up a phone call or responded to a text in less than three days for the last decade.
Is my mom trying to ghost me?
Is my mom trying to ghost me?
December 8, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I do not understand why my mother has a phone. I don't think this woman has picked up a phone call or responded to a text in less than three days for the last decade.
Is my mom trying to ghost me?
Is my mom trying to ghost me?
Goddamn it, now I can only listen to the Cake version of I Will Survive.
Exclusive: FEC Records Reveal Kennedy Center Honoree Gloria Gaynor Donated to Trump and the "Anti-Woke Fund"
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Exclusive: Gloria Gaynor Donated to Trump and "Anti-Woke Fund"
New FEC records reveal more of the "I will survive" singer's political donations
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December 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Goddamn it, now I can only listen to the Cake version of I Will Survive.
I'll give Elon Musk credit for one thing, even if it wasn't intentional: He is such a fucking loser that it finally showed everyone that Silicon Valley isn't filled with innovators, it's filled with morons with money who back projects they hope will be the next big thing (and it usually isn't).
December 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I'll give Elon Musk credit for one thing, even if it wasn't intentional: He is such a fucking loser that it finally showed everyone that Silicon Valley isn't filled with innovators, it's filled with morons with money who back projects they hope will be the next big thing (and it usually isn't).
Actors then: "After WWII I drunkenly wandered around the American west for three years until I stumbled onto a film set and punched the director. He said I had moxie so he gave me a role as a cowboy."
Actors now: "My dad knows the producer!"
Actors now: "My dad knows the producer!"
December 8, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Actors then: "After WWII I drunkenly wandered around the American west for three years until I stumbled onto a film set and punched the director. He said I had moxie so he gave me a role as a cowboy."
Actors now: "My dad knows the producer!"
Actors now: "My dad knows the producer!"
I consider myself a modern day Jesus in that I say I'll come back and fix everything but never actually do so.
December 8, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I consider myself a modern day Jesus in that I say I'll come back and fix everything but never actually do so.
A Republican could be standing outside the smoldering remains of my home, gas can in hand and a book of matches, with my family's heads mounted on pikes in the front yard, and leftists will still find a way to bitch about Democrats instead.
December 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
A Republican could be standing outside the smoldering remains of my home, gas can in hand and a book of matches, with my family's heads mounted on pikes in the front yard, and leftists will still find a way to bitch about Democrats instead.
Batman 1966 had Eartha Kitt (black) playing Catwoman and Cesar Romero (gay and Cuban) playing Joker but you all wanna lose your minds about "woke casting"
December 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Batman 1966 had Eartha Kitt (black) playing Catwoman and Cesar Romero (gay and Cuban) playing Joker but you all wanna lose your minds about "woke casting"
I tan well. My family origin is Italian, and after about an hour in the sun and I'm easily mistaken for hispanic or Latino. When I lived in Arizona, people would start speaking Spanish to me.
If I get a tan this summer...am I putting myself at risk of being arrested?
If I get a tan this summer...am I putting myself at risk of being arrested?
December 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I tan well. My family origin is Italian, and after about an hour in the sun and I'm easily mistaken for hispanic or Latino. When I lived in Arizona, people would start speaking Spanish to me.
If I get a tan this summer...am I putting myself at risk of being arrested?
If I get a tan this summer...am I putting myself at risk of being arrested?
One time when I dated a chick that worked at Benihana I put a popcorn shrimp on the end of my boner and flipped it into her mouth.
Later that night we tried the onion volcano and that's how I met my reconstructive urologist.
Later that night we tried the onion volcano and that's how I met my reconstructive urologist.
December 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
One time when I dated a chick that worked at Benihana I put a popcorn shrimp on the end of my boner and flipped it into her mouth.
Later that night we tried the onion volcano and that's how I met my reconstructive urologist.
Later that night we tried the onion volcano and that's how I met my reconstructive urologist.
You think some Manhattan socialite wants to live in fucking Orlando?
They're stuck here with us and they know it. You can pay slightly higher taxes here, move somewhere with HIGHER taxes, or move somewhere with lower taxes but it's a shithole.
They're stuck here with us and they know it. You can pay slightly higher taxes here, move somewhere with HIGHER taxes, or move somewhere with lower taxes but it's a shithole.
I was told everyone was leaving.
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@fortune.com #NYC
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December 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
You think some Manhattan socialite wants to live in fucking Orlando?
They're stuck here with us and they know it. You can pay slightly higher taxes here, move somewhere with HIGHER taxes, or move somewhere with lower taxes but it's a shithole.
They're stuck here with us and they know it. You can pay slightly higher taxes here, move somewhere with HIGHER taxes, or move somewhere with lower taxes but it's a shithole.
Imagine going back in time and showing the Joe Rogan of NewsRadio what he would look like today.
December 5, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Imagine going back in time and showing the Joe Rogan of NewsRadio what he would look like today.
I find Nathan Fielder creepy and manipulative. That video with the dog telling the kid how he died, and the whole thing with having a kid pretend to be his son and mentally fucking with the kid just didn't sit right with me.
Maybe discomfort is the point, but I just can't find the appeal in it.
Maybe discomfort is the point, but I just can't find the appeal in it.
December 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I find Nathan Fielder creepy and manipulative. That video with the dog telling the kid how he died, and the whole thing with having a kid pretend to be his son and mentally fucking with the kid just didn't sit right with me.
Maybe discomfort is the point, but I just can't find the appeal in it.
Maybe discomfort is the point, but I just can't find the appeal in it.
Remember when we, as a society, bullied vapebros so much they disappeared?
December 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Remember when we, as a society, bullied vapebros so much they disappeared?
Amazing how the people who don't have children seem to be such grand experts in parenting. Why, if only they had kids, they could put their fantastic theories into practice!
December 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Amazing how the people who don't have children seem to be such grand experts in parenting. Why, if only they had kids, they could put their fantastic theories into practice!