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AARON SIMON
@aaronsimon.bsky.social
Yeah, I’m gonna say no. But during business hours.
February 3, 2026 at 4:36 AM
(cont’d) wildly unpopular elective overhaul that takes away cheer and dance as co-curricular activities, choreograph the theater department’s spring musical…all without a plan period*

Admin: “You know what could be really fun? If you came up with a silly staff dance for our next pep assembly!”

Me:
a hand is giving a thumbs up in the water
ALT: a hand is giving a thumbs up in the water
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February 3, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Kissin’ someone else’s lips.
January 28, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I forgot how attractive Alan Cumming was in this. 😳
January 25, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Spoke too soon. Now it’s Maroon 5 night. 😩
January 20, 2026 at 1:30 AM