I swear they treat those bottles with anti-UV material or something. I don't think I've ever had a Heineken or Rolling Rock that tasted fresh but High Life is old reliable

We could also stand to reck his rod a bit more too

He was also right that we wear shoes all the time now

Interesting that no one in the mid-century English folk revival did the canonical version. I would have imagined someone in the Fairport Convention circle would have had a go at it

All those splotches across an old raggedy sweatshirt: I feel represented

Here's a gimmick album I would buy: Shakespearean monologues set to English folk ballads.

Now that I think of it, that surely exists

Somehow managed to make even his affair-having alibi sound like a gross innuendo

Wait a minute! That's the "hiking the Appalachian trail" guy too?

I would have so many baseball gloves, and a glove guy to maintain them. Forget sneakers, I'm showing the Cribs camera crew my glove closet

Shoot, there is? Nation-wide?

Little Rock, RI

We finally get through to them and they say "Oh, we just put the bill in the mail today." So you're shaking me down for payment on a bill we couldn't have possibly received yet? "Yep, that's our system"

It came today, two weeks later. If you're in such a rush, maybe don't send it by mule cart.

I give up and finally just call a random desk at the hospital itself and ask them to look into it (they usually will, since they know the call center is useless too). They finally figure out it's from a semi-independent lab built into the hospital, but which bills separately.