Aaron Morey
@aaronmorey.com
"We could never weep so comfortably as when our tears fell on our sandwich; we could never laugh so heartily as when we choked with sandwich"
See my writing and other things of interest at aaronmorey.com
See my writing and other things of interest at aaronmorey.com
You better believe I keep that thing locked and loaded
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
You better believe I keep that thing locked and loaded
Back to back in my RSS reader:
November 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Back to back in my RSS reader:
The law of conservation of mass does not apply to rice
November 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The law of conservation of mass does not apply to rice
I'm really struggling with these walls of text. Nothing to orient you on the page if you lose your spot. Seems like that might be what the book is about too, so it's surely intentional
November 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I'm really struggling with these walls of text. Nothing to orient you on the page if you lose your spot. Seems like that might be what the book is about too, so it's surely intentional
This is a play on "train station" and the woman's nervous suffering in English. I wonder if this is a literal translation of the Hungarian, or if he said something else religiously tinged and this was the best English equivalent the translator could come up with
November 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
This is a play on "train station" and the woman's nervous suffering in English. I wonder if this is a literal translation of the Hungarian, or if he said something else religiously tinged and this was the best English equivalent the translator could come up with
The Nobel Committee has never made a mistake before, so I assume this is going to be great
November 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The Nobel Committee has never made a mistake before, so I assume this is going to be great
When your time in college comes to an end, you won't think "I should have spent more time at the library", you'll think "I should have gone to that nasty local post-party slop food spot more"
November 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
When your time in college comes to an end, you won't think "I should have spent more time at the library", you'll think "I should have gone to that nasty local post-party slop food spot more"
I don't want to tell Cloudflare how to do their jobs, but that's a pretty important aspect of running an Internet company
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I don't want to tell Cloudflare how to do their jobs, but that's a pretty important aspect of running an Internet company
Came across this post doing some forum research. Hope TexasTransplant is still out there taking grounders
November 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Came across this post doing some forum research. Hope TexasTransplant is still out there taking grounders
Great article, but I feel like this magazine deserves a better name
November 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Great article, but I feel like this magazine deserves a better name
I'm pretty sure it's not exactly the same as the original but it's close
November 12, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I'm pretty sure it's not exactly the same as the original but it's close
I believe I got everything correctly re-strung last bight except the top of the web (the complicated part)
November 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I believe I got everything correctly re-strung last bight except the top of the web (the complicated part)
This is actually a headline about a marketing agency's ad campaign, but it sounds like a horror story prompt
November 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
This is actually a headline about a marketing agency's ad campaign, but it sounds like a horror story prompt
"Good sunset clouds make good moonlight clouds" — ancient cloud guy proverb
November 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
"Good sunset clouds make good moonlight clouds" — ancient cloud guy proverb
7 and I went down to the library on a whim and it was book sale day. Got three practically mint Modern Library Shakespeares for $.50 a piece
November 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
7 and I went down to the library on a whim and it was book sale day. Got three practically mint Modern Library Shakespeares for $.50 a piece
It's a frightening scenario, but let's not lose sight of the delightful phrase "Three Monkeys At Large"
October 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
It's a frightening scenario, but let's not lose sight of the delightful phrase "Three Monkeys At Large"
New offensive strategy: Two batters
October 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
New offensive strategy: Two batters
From the dang inning, here's the Blue Jays invading the Dodgers' mound visit
October 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
From the dang inning, here's the Blue Jays invading the Dodgers' mound visit
The MLB At Bat app's 3D game mode is hilariously shoddy. Here's the sensor mistaking the catcher for the batter
October 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
The MLB At Bat app's 3D game mode is hilariously shoddy. Here's the sensor mistaking the catcher for the batter
Untapped market for bookmarks: the illiterate
October 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Untapped market for bookmarks: the illiterate
And why is the "window close" button a check mark? That's universally understood to mean "confirm action"
October 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
And why is the "window close" button a check mark? That's universally understood to mean "confirm action"
Turns out putting in a hold the morning the Nobel Prize was announced only puts me in the top ten fastest Milwaukee County Library app users
October 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Turns out putting in a hold the morning the Nobel Prize was announced only puts me in the top ten fastest Milwaukee County Library app users