Aaron Hoyland
@aaronhoyland.bsky.social
Twin dad and all-around nerd into politics, science and all that woke bleeding heart stuff.
When reached for comment, Justice Minister Amery stated “AI legislation could be sloppy, amateurish, and might even make shit up, so we are confident it will be indistinguishable from anything else we’ve put into law.”
November 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
When reached for comment, Justice Minister Amery stated “AI legislation could be sloppy, amateurish, and might even make shit up, so we are confident it will be indistinguishable from anything else we’ve put into law.”
Their gym shirts:
“Blood, Sweat, Respect”
“Harder Than Steel”
“Live the Grind”
My gym shirt:
“Blood, Sweat, Respect”
“Harder Than Steel”
“Live the Grind”
My gym shirt:
November 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Their gym shirts:
“Blood, Sweat, Respect”
“Harder Than Steel”
“Live the Grind”
My gym shirt:
“Blood, Sweat, Respect”
“Harder Than Steel”
“Live the Grind”
My gym shirt:
“It’s a spider carrying a hot dog!”
Honestly, I think she nailed it.
Honestly, I think she nailed it.
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
“It’s a spider carrying a hot dog!”
Honestly, I think she nailed it.
Honestly, I think she nailed it.
Do you hate how clean your house is and wish you could find random half-eaten perogies strewn about? If so, I highly recommend having children.
October 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Do you hate how clean your house is and wish you could find random half-eaten perogies strewn about? If so, I highly recommend having children.
Today was a really great day.
September 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Today was a really great day.
I wish I could tell you that my toddlers were the ones that drew these.
I really wish I could tell you that.
I really wish I could tell you that.
September 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I wish I could tell you that my toddlers were the ones that drew these.
I really wish I could tell you that.
I really wish I could tell you that.
Can't believe they missed the opportunity to call it a clucktch.
August 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Can't believe they missed the opportunity to call it a clucktch.
“I ate all my cucumber daddy!”
August 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
“I ate all my cucumber daddy!”
They knew exactly what they were doing.
August 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
They knew exactly what they were doing.
If there was an olympics for picking the right size Tupperware container to fit food, I think I could medal.
August 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
If there was an olympics for picking the right size Tupperware container to fit food, I think I could medal.
It’s honestly embarrassing to watch Carney pretend that this “border security” nonsense is legitimate. Trump’s not doing this because of fentanyl! He’s doing it because he’s delusional. Stop debasing yourself like this.
August 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
It’s honestly embarrassing to watch Carney pretend that this “border security” nonsense is legitimate. Trump’s not doing this because of fentanyl! He’s doing it because he’s delusional. Stop debasing yourself like this.
“Daddy, it’s for you!”
Aw…thanks, love.
Aw…thanks, love.
August 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
“Daddy, it’s for you!”
Aw…thanks, love.
Aw…thanks, love.
This house listing has two photos of the same room, one real and one AI, and the AI one straight-up erased one of the windows and made the room bigger.
July 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
This house listing has two photos of the same room, one real and one AI, and the AI one straight-up erased one of the windows and made the room bigger.
Hey buddy, they named a festival after you.
July 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Hey buddy, they named a festival after you.
Currently researching design inspiration.
July 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Currently researching design inspiration.
Our toddlers were getting too big for their cribs, so I spent the last couple months making them big girl beds. They were a lot of work, but it wasn’t that long ago I would have given anything for the chance to have kids to build things for. What a privilege this life is.
July 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Our toddlers were getting too big for their cribs, so I spent the last couple months making them big girl beds. They were a lot of work, but it wasn’t that long ago I would have given anything for the chance to have kids to build things for. What a privilege this life is.
Words to live by.
July 12, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Words to live by.
Just a heads-up that you need about 1/8” gap between the door and frame to surface mount it (first photo, our back door). If you don’t, you have to chisel out a shallow mortise for it to fit (second photo, our front door).
July 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Just a heads-up that you need about 1/8” gap between the door and frame to surface mount it (first photo, our back door). If you don’t, you have to chisel out a shallow mortise for it to fit (second photo, our front door).
They call it a reinforcement lock. It’s basically just a nicer-looking version of those door chains. Got it at Home Depot.
July 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
They call it a reinforcement lock. It’s basically just a nicer-looking version of those door chains. Got it at Home Depot.
Read one too many news stories about toddlers that had gotten out of their house and been found wandering the neighbourhood and NOPE, that’s one worry I am not prepared to deal with.
July 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Read one too many news stories about toddlers that had gotten out of their house and been found wandering the neighbourhood and NOPE, that’s one worry I am not prepared to deal with.
And just like that, somehow you’re three. Empathetic, hilarious, energetic. Watching your bond grow is truly the best thing I’ve ever experienced. Even on our hardest days, I’m so grateful for you.
July 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
And just like that, somehow you’re three. Empathetic, hilarious, energetic. Watching your bond grow is truly the best thing I’ve ever experienced. Even on our hardest days, I’m so grateful for you.
There are a lot of these.
July 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
There are a lot of these.
Because:
1) Big Tech has torched every bit of trust and goodwill they had
2) MS has spent gobs of money on AI and needs to create demand for those investments to pay off
3) Potential is meaningless without actual results that we haven't seen
4) AI is even further exacerbating climate change
1) Big Tech has torched every bit of trust and goodwill they had
2) MS has spent gobs of money on AI and needs to create demand for those investments to pay off
3) Potential is meaningless without actual results that we haven't seen
4) AI is even further exacerbating climate change
June 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Because:
1) Big Tech has torched every bit of trust and goodwill they had
2) MS has spent gobs of money on AI and needs to create demand for those investments to pay off
3) Potential is meaningless without actual results that we haven't seen
4) AI is even further exacerbating climate change
1) Big Tech has torched every bit of trust and goodwill they had
2) MS has spent gobs of money on AI and needs to create demand for those investments to pay off
3) Potential is meaningless without actual results that we haven't seen
4) AI is even further exacerbating climate change