Aaron Greenspan
@aarongreenspan.com
"Fueled by a litany of largely unintelligible and random grievances"
—Elon Musk's Lawyers
"Écrasez l'infâme" —Voltaire
http://www.aarongreenspan.com
—Elon Musk's Lawyers
"Écrasez l'infâme" —Voltaire
http://www.aarongreenspan.com
There are none (that are published). All we know for sure is that they are lying.
I estimate real actual people using the Facebook platform worldwide at closer to 400-500 million tops.
I estimate real actual people using the Facebook platform worldwide at closer to 400-500 million tops.
November 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
There are none (that are published). All we know for sure is that they are lying.
I estimate real actual people using the Facebook platform worldwide at closer to 400-500 million tops.
I estimate real actual people using the Facebook platform worldwide at closer to 400-500 million tops.
Anti-SLAPP law in a nutshell.
Left: what the court provided on the docket (see www.plainsite.org/dockets/down...)
Right: my Photoshop-based redline
Left: what the court provided on the docket (see www.plainsite.org/dockets/down...)
Right: my Photoshop-based redline
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Anti-SLAPP law in a nutshell.
Left: what the court provided on the docket (see www.plainsite.org/dockets/down...)
Right: my Photoshop-based redline
Left: what the court provided on the docket (see www.plainsite.org/dockets/down...)
Right: my Photoshop-based redline
Ten points if you can figure out exactly what is going on here just from this image, which is crucial to Elon Musk's future.
November 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Ten points if you can figure out exactly what is going on here just from this image, which is crucial to Elon Musk's future.
One nice feature I built into PlainSite Pro is the "Days Since Case Inception" indicator for each filing.
"Days Since Case Inception: 1,213"
www.plainsite.org/dockets/535y...
"Days Since Case Inception: 1,213"
www.plainsite.org/dockets/535y...
November 22, 2025 at 4:09 AM
One nice feature I built into PlainSite Pro is the "Days Since Case Inception" indicator for each filing.
"Days Since Case Inception: 1,213"
www.plainsite.org/dockets/535y...
"Days Since Case Inception: 1,213"
www.plainsite.org/dockets/535y...
So there's a decision in the DMV v. Tesla case. It was issued yesterday. But no you can't see it because some idiot in the California government misinterpreted a stupid law.
Everything is like this. Sigh.
Everything is like this. Sigh.
November 22, 2025 at 4:04 AM
So there's a decision in the DMV v. Tesla case. It was issued yesterday. But no you can't see it because some idiot in the California government misinterpreted a stupid law.
Everything is like this. Sigh.
Everything is like this. Sigh.
Elon's numbers have always been very reliable.
November 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Elon's numbers have always been very reliable.
Every time I see an official Tesla Robotaxi photo my brain immediately goes "SHAMPOO BOTTLE?"
It's the font.
It's the font.
November 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Every time I see an official Tesla Robotaxi photo my brain immediately goes "SHAMPOO BOTTLE?"
It's the font.
It's the font.
In the Year of our Lord 2025, these specific portions of a document are what threw the case I *would* have won for the richest man on Earth.
One is a citation that doesn't exist.
One is a quotation that doesn't exist from a citation that does.
One is the judge ignoring half of the section he cites.
One is a citation that doesn't exist.
One is a quotation that doesn't exist from a citation that does.
One is the judge ignoring half of the section he cites.
November 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
In the Year of our Lord 2025, these specific portions of a document are what threw the case I *would* have won for the richest man on Earth.
One is a citation that doesn't exist.
One is a quotation that doesn't exist from a citation that does.
One is the judge ignoring half of the section he cites.
One is a citation that doesn't exist.
One is a quotation that doesn't exist from a citation that does.
One is the judge ignoring half of the section he cites.
AI is occasionally good for something. I gave it an assist with Photoshop in some places here, though.
![An AI-generated New Yorker-style cartoon about Trump's MRI. The caption is "It's the most incredible example of acute neuronal loss I've ever seen on MRI! [pause] Let's just tell him without those words in the middle."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:shyysmwj7mw3ky6xet7cq2oa/bafkreidfsefhiikx3dyla6t37lhoswnf4enief3fahaxftca5sv7n2bbaa@jpeg)
November 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
AI is occasionally good for something. I gave it an assist with Photoshop in some places here, though.
November 15, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Since intellectualism is verboten, no one can just take an interest in anything anymore, or calmly evaluate an opinion. It has to be an "obsession" with a topic or a person. And the more facts support the point, the greater the "obsession" involving whatever topic to discredit it.
November 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Since intellectualism is verboten, no one can just take an interest in anything anymore, or calmly evaluate an opinion. It has to be an "obsession" with a topic or a person. And the more facts support the point, the greater the "obsession" involving whatever topic to discredit it.
So let me translate.
As with virtually all of Omar Qazi's victory laps, this one is slightly premature.
And as with virtually all of Omar Qazi's victory laps, this one is omitting something important.
As with virtually all of Omar Qazi's victory laps, this one is slightly premature.
And as with virtually all of Omar Qazi's victory laps, this one is omitting something important.
November 11, 2025 at 5:38 AM
So let me translate.
As with virtually all of Omar Qazi's victory laps, this one is slightly premature.
And as with virtually all of Omar Qazi's victory laps, this one is omitting something important.
As with virtually all of Omar Qazi's victory laps, this one is slightly premature.
And as with virtually all of Omar Qazi's victory laps, this one is omitting something important.
Huh. Just a few days ago, the NYT went with this for me. If only I'd been born a Nazi.
November 4, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Huh. Just a few days ago, the NYT went with this for me. If only I'd been born a Nazi.
In this example from a particularly convoluted case (the subject of my BROKEN podcast, check it out), 3 docket entries is much easier to understand relative to 20 just on this screen alone!
November 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
In this example from a particularly convoluted case (the subject of my BROKEN podcast, check it out), 3 docket entries is much easier to understand relative to 20 just on this screen alone!
Plus, PlainSite Pro now supports automatic (where possible, or manual where not) threading of docket entries and implied attachments to can help users understand what's going on especially in state courts that just dump hundreds of entries in a timeline with no support for real attachments.
November 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Plus, PlainSite Pro now supports automatic (where possible, or manual where not) threading of docket entries and implied attachments to can help users understand what's going on especially in state courts that just dump hundreds of entries in a timeline with no support for real attachments.
Fun with litigation subway maps!
Before, the case was spread out across four dockets that seemed impossible to clearly link together since the procedure is so complex. But this does a decent job of conveying what's been going on.
www.plainsite.org/dockets/5hab...
Before, the case was spread out across four dockets that seemed impossible to clearly link together since the procedure is so complex. But this does a decent job of conveying what's been going on.
www.plainsite.org/dockets/5hab...
November 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Fun with litigation subway maps!
Before, the case was spread out across four dockets that seemed impossible to clearly link together since the procedure is so complex. But this does a decent job of conveying what's been going on.
www.plainsite.org/dockets/5hab...
Before, the case was spread out across four dockets that seemed impossible to clearly link together since the procedure is so complex. But this does a decent job of conveying what's been going on.
www.plainsite.org/dockets/5hab...
So, uh, Claude no longer supports version control, they didn't tell anyone, it just ate my working code and replaced it with garbage, and Claude can't explain why?
October 31, 2025 at 4:19 AM
So, uh, Claude no longer supports version control, they didn't tell anyone, it just ate my working code and replaced it with garbage, and Claude can't explain why?
In mid-2016, one of my roommates, who had a great sense of humor, made this amazing Trump Cake (yes, that's bacon on top of the crown) before it was clear Trump would actually win.
It was obvious then that he aspired to be a king.
No more Trump Cakes!
No kings!
It was obvious then that he aspired to be a king.
No more Trump Cakes!
No kings!
October 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
In mid-2016, one of my roommates, who had a great sense of humor, made this amazing Trump Cake (yes, that's bacon on top of the crown) before it was clear Trump would actually win.
It was obvious then that he aspired to be a king.
No more Trump Cakes!
No kings!
It was obvious then that he aspired to be a king.
No more Trump Cakes!
No kings!
Maybe that's why I got this e-mail tonight, to which I say, "no thanks."
October 17, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Maybe that's why I got this e-mail tonight, to which I say, "no thanks."
It was only a matter of time before Martin Shkreli, notorious truth-teller, weighed in.
Also, just imagine writing this while you're begging the judge to get out of default for yourself *and* your company. Incredible.
Also, just imagine writing this while you're begging the judge to get out of default for yourself *and* your company. Incredible.
October 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
It was only a matter of time before Martin Shkreli, notorious truth-teller, weighed in.
Also, just imagine writing this while you're begging the judge to get out of default for yourself *and* your company. Incredible.
Also, just imagine writing this while you're begging the judge to get out of default for yourself *and* your company. Incredible.
We pine for "rule of law" and yet, in reality, it's actually just "incoherent" nonsense most of the time.
October 10, 2025 at 5:29 AM
We pine for "rule of law" and yet, in reality, it's actually just "incoherent" nonsense most of the time.
I don't want to make any promises, and I'm sure he got something from someone about SPLC, but maybe he's having a bad day anyway? Or will be if and when they break the news to him that these are real?
October 3, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I don't want to make any promises, and I'm sure he got something from someone about SPLC, but maybe he's having a bad day anyway? Or will be if and when they break the news to him that these are real?