Aaron Lerner
@aaronclerner.bsky.social
Managing Editor @ theshortfuse.sbnation.com (Arsenal). Also Caps, sports, gaming, and random musings.
MD native. Speak up for and protect those who cannot do so themselves.
My rescue dog Gunner is much cuter than me.
You may know me as Nefarius. He/him
MD native. Speak up for and protect those who cannot do so themselves.
My rescue dog Gunner is much cuter than me.
You may know me as Nefarius. He/him
Woke up to a visitor outside the front window! Gunner had ALOT to say.
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Woke up to a visitor outside the front window! Gunner had ALOT to say.
An important part of every Arsenal matchday is Gunner the rescue dog’s pre-game walk so that I can watch in relative peace.
November 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
An important part of every Arsenal matchday is Gunner the rescue dog’s pre-game walk so that I can watch in relative peace.
My proudest moment as an Arsenal supporter was when Alexandre Lacazette (and his teammates) knelt in front of the Slavia Prague players, who refused to do the same, after one of their players had racially abused Rangers player Glen Kamara in the previous match.
November 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
My proudest moment as an Arsenal supporter was when Alexandre Lacazette (and his teammates) knelt in front of the Slavia Prague players, who refused to do the same, after one of their players had racially abused Rangers player Glen Kamara in the previous match.
Last minute Halloween costume, go go!
Can you tell what I am?
Can you tell what I am?
October 31, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Last minute Halloween costume, go go!
Can you tell what I am?
Can you tell what I am?
Did a thing. No Kings.
I have friends everywhere, right?
I have friends everywhere, right?
October 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Did a thing. No Kings.
I have friends everywhere, right?
I have friends everywhere, right?
I mean. How can you not vibe to this?!
October 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I mean. How can you not vibe to this?!
Drink beer. Watch women’s sports. Fuck fascism. USA.
October 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Drink beer. Watch women’s sports. Fuck fascism. USA.
It’s decorative gourd season, motherfuckers.
October 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
It’s decorative gourd season, motherfuckers.
Our government is currently shutdown. Last night, I watched video of military families lined up at a food pantry because they’re missing a paycheck.
But we’re sending $20B to Argentina because some rich fucks made bad investing bets.
But we’re sending $20B to Argentina because some rich fucks made bad investing bets.
October 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Our government is currently shutdown. Last night, I watched video of military families lined up at a food pantry because they’re missing a paycheck.
But we’re sending $20B to Argentina because some rich fucks made bad investing bets.
But we’re sending $20B to Argentina because some rich fucks made bad investing bets.
If you’ve bet on that, just know the truck is already on the way for your disgusting trashy ass.
October 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
If you’ve bet on that, just know the truck is already on the way for your disgusting trashy ass.
Received quite the scam spam text just now.
October 3, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Received quite the scam spam text just now.
Look at William Saliba’s celebration. Runs past that extra ball, U-turn to go get it, then yeets it into the stratosphere.
10/10
10/10
September 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Look at William Saliba’s celebration. Runs past that extra ball, U-turn to go get it, then yeets it into the stratosphere.
10/10
10/10
Aston Villa finish 1-1 up a man, got pegged back from 1-0, and created less xG than 10-man Sunderland?
September 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Aston Villa finish 1-1 up a man, got pegged back from 1-0, and created less xG than 10-man Sunderland?
apparently Gunner has thoughts to share about the match
September 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
apparently Gunner has thoughts to share about the match
How many people die from gun violence each day in this country without anybody so much as batting an eye?
Fuck you, New York Yankees. As if I needed more reasons to despise your franchise.
Fuck you, New York Yankees. As if I needed more reasons to despise your franchise.
September 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
How many people die from gun violence each day in this country without anybody so much as batting an eye?
Fuck you, New York Yankees. As if I needed more reasons to despise your franchise.
Fuck you, New York Yankees. As if I needed more reasons to despise your franchise.
My workout buddy is more moral support than anything else.
September 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
My workout buddy is more moral support than anything else.
Saw some really cool rocks yesterday
September 3, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Saw some really cool rocks yesterday
And a fourth baby waterfall
September 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
And a fourth baby waterfall
Saw a third waterfall
September 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Saw a third waterfall
Saw another waterfall
September 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Saw another waterfall
Saw another groundhog
September 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Saw another groundhog
And there was some fog coming off the lake early this morning that looked cool.
September 1, 2025 at 6:37 PM
And there was some fog coming off the lake early this morning that looked cool.