Alice Procter
@aaprocter.bsky.social
art nuisance, mean little dyke, phd student. I do stuff on memory, haunting, colonialism, whiteness, horror and visual culture. Uncomfortable Art Tours (2017-20), The Whole Picture (2020), Historical Friction (2020-)
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Alice Procter
@aaprocter.bsky.social
· Nov 15
✨museums will never love you back✨
I hate to be researchposting but I going insane or does this not actually happen in Robinson Crusoe?
“At that moment, I remembered the incident in the narrative of the celebrated Robinson Crusoe […] of his procuring fire, from the lightning's stroke upon a tree”
“At that moment, I remembered the incident in the narrative of the celebrated Robinson Crusoe […] of his procuring fire, from the lightning's stroke upon a tree”
October 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I hate to be researchposting but I going insane or does this not actually happen in Robinson Crusoe?
“At that moment, I remembered the incident in the narrative of the celebrated Robinson Crusoe […] of his procuring fire, from the lightning's stroke upon a tree”
“At that moment, I remembered the incident in the narrative of the celebrated Robinson Crusoe […] of his procuring fire, from the lightning's stroke upon a tree”
I’m reading and watching a lot of vile stuff at the moment, because my PhD project is about settler colonial violence and fear narratives in popular culture, and it seems like I need to read this book from 1997, called “Pauline Hanson-The Truth” (which is a batshit screed attributed to her) BUT
September 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I’m reading and watching a lot of vile stuff at the moment, because my PhD project is about settler colonial violence and fear narratives in popular culture, and it seems like I need to read this book from 1997, called “Pauline Hanson-The Truth” (which is a batshit screed attributed to her) BUT
fellas is it gay to unwittingly squeeze your co-labourers’ hands, mistaking them for the gentle globules
This beautiful art was sent to us anonymously and we want to remind you our DMs are always* open.
*Until our co-laborers melt into the sperm.
*Until our co-laborers melt into the sperm.
![Edited tweet that now reads:
[Pequod waiting room]
Me: [chanting]
squeeze, squeeze-
co-laborers: squeeze, SQUEEZE
whale [pounding her
clipboard] SQUEEZE, SQUEEZE, SQUEEZE!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5kdheyhhrpxvmm3pu464qltb/bafkreid2usa3z7mluwf2etqiqge3gxgaocb4stgg3xge3n3c6seonmgy4a@jpeg)
September 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
fellas is it gay to unwittingly squeeze your co-labourers’ hands, mistaking them for the gentle globules
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One thing I'll say about DC not only canceling Red Hood, but recalling the first issue and refunding stores for buying it, is that you can still get Neil Gaiman's work through them. They still work with Otto Schmidt. Eddie Berganza worked there for years AFTER the formation of a policy that no women
September 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
One thing I'll say about DC not only canceling Red Hood, but recalling the first issue and refunding stores for buying it, is that you can still get Neil Gaiman's work through them. They still work with Otto Schmidt. Eddie Berganza worked there for years AFTER the formation of a policy that no women
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every time there's political violence discourse i think about how jo cox was assassinated in broad daylight by a fascist who shouted "britain first" as he shot her, and now nine years later her party is dedicating every moment in power to placating the ideology of her murderer
September 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
every time there's political violence discourse i think about how jo cox was assassinated in broad daylight by a fascist who shouted "britain first" as he shot her, and now nine years later her party is dedicating every moment in power to placating the ideology of her murderer
How many other people at the Ethel Cain show are doing phds about cannibalism do we reckon
September 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
How many other people at the Ethel Cain show are doing phds about cannibalism do we reckon
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my friend @flyingghoti.bsky.social made this & if you’re in the middle of the very specific venn diagram necessary to appreciate it, it’s the funniest thing
July 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
my friend @flyingghoti.bsky.social made this & if you’re in the middle of the very specific venn diagram necessary to appreciate it, it’s the funniest thing
Flo is at work and I have had a weed gummy time to do a double feature of The Last Wave and The Cars That Ate Paris
July 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Flo is at work and I have had a weed gummy time to do a double feature of The Last Wave and The Cars That Ate Paris
accidentally watched the first ten minutes of L’Enfant Sauvage (1970), about the “wild boy of Aveyron”, before I realized the subtitles were turned off, I’m doing feral child immersion research
July 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
accidentally watched the first ten minutes of L’Enfant Sauvage (1970), about the “wild boy of Aveyron”, before I realized the subtitles were turned off, I’m doing feral child immersion research
My verdict is that while this is not cannibal in the purest sense but it is HIGHLY erotic, it demonstrates the absurdity of human masculine brutality in the face of the natural world, and most importantly it is about dudes experiencing consequences on a boat
July 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
My verdict is that while this is not cannibal in the purest sense but it is HIGHLY erotic, it demonstrates the absurdity of human masculine brutality in the face of the natural world, and most importantly it is about dudes experiencing consequences on a boat
Hello from Cape Cod where I am forcing Flo to watch Jaws, neither of us have seen this before, I love men in boats suffering from hubris
July 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Hello from Cape Cod where I am forcing Flo to watch Jaws, neither of us have seen this before, I love men in boats suffering from hubris
As of yesterday I am finally! at last! ABD and approved to get to work on my dissertation! it’s a study of fear, disgust, hunger, and desire in the settler symbolic that I’m calling “cannibal erotics”
July 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
As of yesterday I am finally! at last! ABD and approved to get to work on my dissertation! it’s a study of fear, disgust, hunger, and desire in the settler symbolic that I’m calling “cannibal erotics”
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✨Look ye✨ whosoever of ye recruits me that same white whale 🐋 into my downline ⛵️, he shall have this gold ounce💰🤑, be your own boss, my boys💕!
I spent one week at an American Antiquarian Society summer school and I joined a pyramid scheme (reading Moby-Dick)
June 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
✨Look ye✨ whosoever of ye recruits me that same white whale 🐋 into my downline ⛵️, he shall have this gold ounce💰🤑, be your own boss, my boys💕!
we sat down in the sun in prospect park and these girlies came up to us to ask us to move so their friend can do a public proposal here 🙃
June 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
we sat down in the sun in prospect park and these girlies came up to us to ask us to move so their friend can do a public proposal here 🙃
I spent one week at an American Antiquarian Society summer school and I joined a pyramid scheme (reading Moby-Dick)
June 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I spent one week at an American Antiquarian Society summer school and I joined a pyramid scheme (reading Moby-Dick)
It’s genuinely so beautiful the dumb shit I get to watch in the name of research
May 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
It’s genuinely so beautiful the dumb shit I get to watch in the name of research
I hope Peter Dutton follows the example of his great-great-great-grandfather Charles Christian Dutton and simply vanishes without a trace forever ❤️
May 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I hope Peter Dutton follows the example of his great-great-great-grandfather Charles Christian Dutton and simply vanishes without a trace forever ❤️
intensely stressed, having a bad time, going completely insane and handling it completely normally: obsessing over whether I should use greek (anthropophagos) or latin (anthropophagus), and if/how to make it feminine or neuter
April 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
intensely stressed, having a bad time, going completely insane and handling it completely normally: obsessing over whether I should use greek (anthropophagos) or latin (anthropophagus), and if/how to make it feminine or neuter
It has been five years of The Whole Picture! It is incredible to me that I wrote this book, and even more so that people have read and enjoyed it. There’s a lot about it that feels naive, looking back, and there are many things I would change or do differently now, but on the whole I stand by it.
March 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
It has been five years of The Whole Picture! It is incredible to me that I wrote this book, and even more so that people have read and enjoyed it. There’s a lot about it that feels naive, looking back, and there are many things I would change or do differently now, but on the whole I stand by it.
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I've been really excited to share this. Two and a half years ago, I moved to New York with my girlfriend (now wife), and started obsessively documenting found typography from all over the city. Now I have designed and screen printed a typographic sampler, sort of a speculative typeface of sorts.
February 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I've been really excited to share this. Two and a half years ago, I moved to New York with my girlfriend (now wife), and started obsessively documenting found typography from all over the city. Now I have designed and screen printed a typographic sampler, sort of a speculative typeface of sorts.
Shockingly gutless move here from Creative Australia. Caving in the face of the usual Murdoch/LNP noise is pathetic, but also a grim omen of artistic censorship to come www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
‘Art should not be censored’: Khaled Sabsabi responds to cancellation of Venice Biennale project
The Lebanese Australian artist, and curator Michael Dagostino say they are ‘extremely hurt’ by Creative Australia’s decision
www.theguardian.com
February 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Shockingly gutless move here from Creative Australia. Caving in the face of the usual Murdoch/LNP noise is pathetic, but also a grim omen of artistic censorship to come www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
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i'll be blunt, if you are someone who is vocal about the ways that diversity efforts "divide the working class" but silent about the ways that *actual racism and discrimination* divide the working class, then i think you're just an opportunist
Trump’s Attacks on DEI Get Approval From Some in the Left Wing
Many Democrats and activists are rallying to defend diversity programs, but others say they distract from deeper efforts to address inequality.
www.nytimes.com
February 6, 2025 at 1:34 PM
i'll be blunt, if you are someone who is vocal about the ways that diversity efforts "divide the working class" but silent about the ways that *actual racism and discrimination* divide the working class, then i think you're just an opportunist
My are doing Prownian analysis in Intro to Visual Culture class tomorrow so it’s time to ransack our apartment
January 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
My are doing Prownian analysis in Intro to Visual Culture class tomorrow so it’s time to ransack our apartment
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I’m afraid that when I say “my butch,” people, especially straight people, are hearing “my daddy.” That’s fine for many. But when I say “my butch”, what I mean is:
January 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I’m afraid that when I say “my butch,” people, especially straight people, are hearing “my daddy.” That’s fine for many. But when I say “my butch”, what I mean is: