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CooOOooper
@aacooper.bsky.social
I'm here to make dick jokes and teach math. And class is out of session.
Technically correct.
November 10, 2025 at 12:14 PM
My sister is cleaning up down in Georgia.

So proud of her.
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The reddit algorithm has opinions.
November 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
"You may choose one person to tell you The Aristocrats joke."
October 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
@ graham platner donno if you need concrete cutting too, but
October 23, 2025 at 11:45 AM
October 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I mean, they're not wrong on that point.
October 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Today was Shower Soliloquy from The Hunt for Red October day in real analysis. I love Shower Soliloquy from The Hunt for Red October day.
October 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
smdh. a nation of weaklings. even the alarms need a safe space
October 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Made an impulse purchase.
September 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I'm late, but I brought a @moxiest.art
September 22, 2025 at 11:04 AM
My name is Cooper. His name is Cooper.

(He's in the band tho, I guess he wins this round.)
September 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Post a team you would send instead of Bongino and Patel
September 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I should call her
September 8, 2025 at 2:31 AM
September 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
TFW your kid is so bilingual she comes up with new informal contractions.
September 4, 2025 at 11:07 AM
August 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
There's something happening here
What it is ain't exactly clear
August 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
*stares in Mormon*
August 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Now I'm not a branding expert. . .
August 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Oh damn I could get real freaky with this.
August 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I am sad because this is the last piece of my blueberry-apricot cobbler.
August 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
August 2, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Why settle for boring stairs?
July 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
July 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM