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CooOOooper

CooOOooper

@aacooper.bsky.social

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I'm here to make dick jokes and teach math. And class is out of session.

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CooOOooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 15h

SPEEDRUNNING THE ENGLISH REVOLUTION, part 1278

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23h

Trump: "I said, 'put it all into one bill and if we get it done, we're done for four years.' We don't need anything more from Congress."

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mitch said @mitchsaid.bsky.social · 17h

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Microplastics Spookmelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 1d

Dominos meme
White Sox fan forced to accept Cubs jersey

Assyrian bishops refuse to condemn Nestorius's 431 challenge to the use of the title Theotokos ('Bearer of God'") for Mary.

CooOOooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 1d

👉🥺👈linkies?

CooOOooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 3d

"You may choose one person to tell you The Aristocrats joke."

Zoey from K-Pop Demon Hunters

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 5d

Thank God US isn’t made up exclusively of the fucking pussies Luce interviewed. “Private sector executives”? “current/former Trump officials”? Yes, something bad might happen 2 u! Or? It might not! Find out, you cowards. Profound gratitude to last weekend’s 7 MILLION in the streets. More next time✊🏼

James Meek @jamesmeek.bsky.social · 5d

Ed Luce watching democracy die in the United States of America

CooOOooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 6d

@ graham platner donno if you need concrete cutting too, but

Pump truck stenciled "CONCRETE CUTTING / SLURRY REMOVAL"

CooOOooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 6d

Read this as "While thinking about this, I found myself."

CooOOooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 7d

The good thing is, he's replacing it with a hideous monument to himself which we can all feel unambiguously joyous to tear down when we manage to get his ass out.

CooOOooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 8d

bert and ernie from sesame street reading a book together

ALT: bert and ernie from sesame street reading a book together

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CooOOooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 9d

Wait which way is this oriented?

CooOOooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 10d

Finally, their main hit has become (like the entire rest of their catalog) a protest song.

youtu.be/OA4FTIz2Zrw?...

CooOOooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 10d

Amphibians united
Will never be defeated

CooOOooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 10d

Selfie from inside an inflatable pink axolotl. I'm sweaty AF.

CooOOooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 10d

There was one other pink axolotl at the Center City Philly rally. So if you see footage of a pink axolotl doing dope shit, that was me. And if you see a pink axolotl doing stuff you disagree with, that was the other guy.

CooOOooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 10d

* Jamie fucking Raskin bringing the fire.

* EVEN MORE BENJAMINS FRANKLIN

* A little kid (5?) asking to join me & a duck in a dance party and then break dancing like a goddamn champ.

* "I'm the banana behind the axolotl. Can't miss me."

* Protest doggo just wandering through the crowd.

CooOOooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 10d

* Another Ben Franklin, in a wheelchair, complete with brass Ben-Franklin cane head, spontaneously taking up the role of marshall.

* Conversing with a Congresswoman while dressed as an axolotl (where she coined, spontaneously, the word "inflatriot").

* People taking care of one another all over.

CooOOooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 10d

#NoKings experiences

* Rode the train with a Ben Franklin and a George Washington. They were not in the same party.

* Awesome protest captain lady on the train, barking orders to tighten up so we could fit more folks on.

* Organizers getting all the inflatriots to the front.

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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.bsky.social · Jun 14

One thing about white people doing protest chants........they gon lose the beat lmao

CooOOooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 13d

"racecraft" is an incredible word.

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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 13d

I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooooooong list of medications

CooOOooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 13d

Information has always been free.

Vlad K. @porcupunk.bsky.social · 13d

Wow. Just wow.

"Students pay premium prices for information that AI now delivers instantly and for free. A business student can ask ChatGPT to explain supply chain optimization or generate market analysis in seconds. The traditional lecture-and-test model faces its Blockbuster moment."

When Knowledge is Free, What are Professors For?

Higher Education Must Stop Competing with AI on Information and Start Teaching What Machines Can’t Do

CooOOooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 13d

Yeah but if post-Trump *America* looks like post-Tito Yugoslavia, that's big bad.

CooOOooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 13d

Tell me more about your illegal thirty-six inch penis.

CooOOooper @aacooper.bsky.social · 13d

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