I didn't know that! And I thought non-humans went through a different review process. Maybe it differs by institution.

At the beginning of the experiment, there weren't any human subjects. Not within IRB's remit. I think Victor had his bases covered.

my correct take on lolita is that it's about pretty words (that is, it's a formal experiment in producing beautiful prose about the ugliest things imaginable, pedophilia, rape, and murder)

if you sympathize with humbert humbert you're really dumb at best and evil at worst

youtu.be/OA4FTIz2Zrw?...

What if Matthew McConaughey, Benedict Cumberbatch, and Gavin Newsom had a threesome and someone got pregnant.

Bet you could get a ton of VC funding for this.

Those aren't touches. Those are gropes.

I'd be surprised if he knows what Toledo is.

I mean. Yeah.

If we had a magic box that answered all our questions, that would be swell.

Bet they're gluten-free as well.

I mean, she was an actress before she was a YouTuber right?

As @devononearth.bsky.social (I think?) said: Staten Island, the cop ethnostate

All the good passwords must’ve been stolen by the British Museum

I developed bone spurs in the same place on both feet -- top ridge of the foot -- in about three weeks when I was 36. Turns out I'd been lacing my shoes too tight my whole life.

So now I rock slip-ons and zippers.

My intro-to-proofs course (when last I taught it) was having the students categorify every last arithmetic identity I could possibly think of.

It was glorious.