adam
@a.falk.wtf
honorary witch | he/him | one jigger of gin per pound of body weight
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"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."
December 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."
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Corktown, Detroit, before-and-after federal highway construction and “urban renewal” in the 1960s and 70s, which leveled much of the neighborhood and displaced thousands of residents. More photos and information: www.segregationbydesign.com/detroit/cork...
December 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Corktown, Detroit, before-and-after federal highway construction and “urban renewal” in the 1960s and 70s, which leveled much of the neighborhood and displaced thousands of residents. More photos and information: www.segregationbydesign.com/detroit/cork...
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reshare if you agree wall adapters with a single USB C port have a surface area differential ratio that looks weird
December 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
reshare if you agree wall adapters with a single USB C port have a surface area differential ratio that looks weird
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sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
![Screenshot of an email:
Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me
Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;
I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.
According to our records,
1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members
Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜
If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)
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Regards,
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Partner Infra Platform Experiences team
As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™
New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!
Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rhtazgvloflondzburvubdft/bafkreids254lgwtdyd62paodq5ynb5tatkemp5l77ynw6udhshedj6pab4@jpeg)
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
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Adventure Time creator on AI: "We're cooked." aftermath.site/ai-pendleton-w...
December 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Adventure Time creator on AI: "We're cooked." aftermath.site/ai-pendleton-w...
Data Centers In Spaaaaaaaaaaaaace
What happens if AI data centres slip the ‘surly bonds of earth’? ft.trib.al/Dn8jC1T | opinion
What happens if AI data centres slip the ‘surly bonds of earth’?
Outsourcing this infrastructure to space comes with a host of problems
ft.trib.al
December 17, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Data Centers In Spaaaaaaaaaaaaace
It's pretty funny he honestly believes stealth planes go invisible
Trump: "The only time anybody could see those planes was when those bomb chutes open up, because it becomes totally un-stealth. You're going in, you go like this. As soon as it goes like this, for some reason the plane is totally visible. Not good. I watched it happening. I watched it go bing bing"
December 17, 2025 at 12:16 PM
It's pretty funny he honestly believes stealth planes go invisible
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practically my entire life has been this country engaging in unjustified, often criminal war at the expense of people's well-being here and abroad and it is the fucking worst!
December 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
practically my entire life has been this country engaging in unjustified, often criminal war at the expense of people's well-being here and abroad and it is the fucking worst!
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somebody asked me to transcribe one of the voicemails we listened to in this episode
December 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
somebody asked me to transcribe one of the voicemails we listened to in this episode
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blammo! kablooey!
December 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
blammo! kablooey!
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THREAD OF QUARTERBACKS WHO LOOK LIKE THEY’RE HEARING BAD NEWS:
Eli Manning looks like he just got an outrageous landscaping estimate.
Eli Manning looks like he just got an outrageous landscaping estimate.
December 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM
THREAD OF QUARTERBACKS WHO LOOK LIKE THEY’RE HEARING BAD NEWS:
Eli Manning looks like he just got an outrageous landscaping estimate.
Eli Manning looks like he just got an outrageous landscaping estimate.
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NOOOOOOOO
RIP Mass market paperbacks. Always my preferred format.
www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/...
www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/...
Last Call for Mass Market Paperbacks
After years of steady sales declines, the format will largely disappear next year.
www.publishersweekly.com
December 15, 2025 at 11:38 AM
NOOOOOOOO
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Once again, marginal income, capital gains, & wealth tax rates are too low & this poses an existential threat to the Republic
December 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Once again, marginal income, capital gains, & wealth tax rates are too low & this poses an existential threat to the Republic
The Code
December 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The Code
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Cool as hell
December 13, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Cool as hell
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
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Those two little kids from The VVitch would have loved 6 7
December 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Those two little kids from The VVitch would have loved 6 7
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salad dressing was invented by victorians who were scandalized by the suggestive sight of nude lettuce.
December 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
salad dressing was invented by victorians who were scandalized by the suggestive sight of nude lettuce.
Gemini: Hm. Doesn't look like there are combatants at that wedding party. Are you sure?
Solider: Yes. Send the drone.
Gemini: Wow! You're so brave wanting to order a drone strike on the wedding party! Most people wouldn't want to do that, but your innovation and dedication is really something else!
Solider: Yes. Send the drone.
Gemini: Wow! You're so brave wanting to order a drone strike on the wedding party! Most people wouldn't want to do that, but your innovation and dedication is really something else!
Pete Hegseth: "The future of American warfare is here, and it's spelled AI."
He says the military has launched a new platform that "puts the world's most powerful frontier AI models, starting with Google Gemini, directly into the hands of every American warrior."
He says the military has launched a new platform that "puts the world's most powerful frontier AI models, starting with Google Gemini, directly into the hands of every American warrior."
December 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Gemini: Hm. Doesn't look like there are combatants at that wedding party. Are you sure?
Solider: Yes. Send the drone.
Gemini: Wow! You're so brave wanting to order a drone strike on the wedding party! Most people wouldn't want to do that, but your innovation and dedication is really something else!
Solider: Yes. Send the drone.
Gemini: Wow! You're so brave wanting to order a drone strike on the wedding party! Most people wouldn't want to do that, but your innovation and dedication is really something else!
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