99% Goblins
@99percentgoblins.bsky.social
RPG podcast with hijinks, merriment, and dramaaaaa
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99% Goblins
@99percentgoblins.bsky.social
· Jun 23
Chapter 1: The Adventure Begins
Podcast Episode · 99% Goblins · S1 E1 · 2h 16m
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oh helloooo! no goblins here, just a little podcast, minding its own business (definitely no goblins)
#dnd #goblins #ttrpg
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#dnd #goblins #ttrpg
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happy goblin week, nerds! 🥳
January 30, 2026 at 4:08 AM
happy goblin week, nerds! 🥳
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If someone says they are feeling trollish, it would be taken to mean that they want to be bad to people on the internet.
Instead please assume that it means I want to cover myself in moss and leaves and tumble through the forest whilst yelling songs in unknown languages.
Instead please assume that it means I want to cover myself in moss and leaves and tumble through the forest whilst yelling songs in unknown languages.
January 29, 2026 at 2:59 PM
If someone says they are feeling trollish, it would be taken to mean that they want to be bad to people on the internet.
Instead please assume that it means I want to cover myself in moss and leaves and tumble through the forest whilst yelling songs in unknown languages.
Instead please assume that it means I want to cover myself in moss and leaves and tumble through the forest whilst yelling songs in unknown languages.
important conversations in the chat🍦
January 29, 2026 at 1:24 AM
important conversations in the chat🍦
hello and happy Tuesday
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January 16, 2026 at 2:52 AM
hello and happy Tuesday
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happy new year from the gobbo squad 🥳
January 1, 2026 at 2:41 AM
happy new year from the gobbo squad 🥳
happy werewolf xmas eve to all who celebrate 🐺🎄
December 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
happy werewolf xmas eve to all who celebrate 🐺🎄
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please rinse your bottles before returning them, it helps us out a lot
September 20, 2025 at 11:50 AM
please rinse your bottles before returning them, it helps us out a lot
where is this angel and how can we hire them
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
September 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
where is this angel and how can we hire them
Welcome to Haus House ✨ - the inn and tavern known for its ghost bartender, market day specials, and excessive port selection. Join us for a drink and a song! Scales the Bard performs most nights.
#DNDTavern #RPGPodcast #DNDMaps
#DNDTavern #RPGPodcast #DNDMaps
September 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Welcome to Haus House ✨ - the inn and tavern known for its ghost bartender, market day specials, and excessive port selection. Join us for a drink and a song! Scales the Bard performs most nights.
#DNDTavern #RPGPodcast #DNDMaps
#DNDTavern #RPGPodcast #DNDMaps
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Goblands on Instagram requested contributions of goblin music so I had to do it
September 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Goblands on Instagram requested contributions of goblin music so I had to do it
oh no it’s us
August 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
oh no it’s us
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there's some sort of hex or black mark upon me but otherwise i'm just chillin
August 13, 2025 at 1:29 PM
there's some sort of hex or black mark upon me but otherwise i'm just chillin
they’re from a port city
August 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
they’re from a port city
You enter a magic shop. Roll a d20 to see if you leave with the item you came for, or if you are now the proud owner of 23 cursed candy bars and a kazoo. (They looked so good though, and you were so hungry. The candy bars, that is. You’re probably not hungry enough to eat the kazoo.)
#goblins #DND
#goblins #DND
August 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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If you want your life to be more adventurous like D&D just imagine that buildings are just above ground dungeons.
August 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
If you want your life to be more adventurous like D&D just imagine that buildings are just above ground dungeons.
we would adopt them on sight
August 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
we would adopt them on sight
big milk energy
July 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
big milk energy
Meet the characters! Quallo Karmine: A 6’4” hobgoblin with a heart of gold he may have traded for an old clock in the Fey Wild, Quallo’s interests include bribes, taking care of old people, and teaching his friends how to be better criminals.
#hobgoblins #DND #feyWild
#hobgoblins #DND #feyWild
July 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Meet the characters! Quallo Karmine: A 6’4” hobgoblin with a heart of gold he may have traded for an old clock in the Fey Wild, Quallo’s interests include bribes, taking care of old people, and teaching his friends how to be better criminals.
#hobgoblins #DND #feyWild
#hobgoblins #DND #feyWild
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July 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Meet the characters! Grammir Vov: A dwarf with a past riddled with failed internships and a name no one bothers to pronounce correctly, Grammir’s interests include plants, plants, and more plants (but never animals because what druid would be caught dead befriending animals?)
#druid #dnd #goblins
#druid #dnd #goblins
July 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
1 point of exhaustion
5 am
fish is cute
fish is cute
July 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
1 point of exhaustion
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ah yes, chapter 24. in which everyone is a dumpster fire except the dwarf who nearly starts an *actual* dumpster fire. episode available now! 🔥🔥🔥
#goblins #dwarf #fire
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#goblins #dwarf #fire
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Chapter 24 - Grammir's Grand Day Out
Podcast Episode · 99% Goblins · S1 E24 · 1h 24m
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July 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
ah yes, chapter 24. in which everyone is a dumpster fire except the dwarf who nearly starts an *actual* dumpster fire. episode available now! 🔥🔥🔥
#goblins #dwarf #fire
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#goblins #dwarf #fire
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what a king 👑
I found this older drawing of a goblin so I coloured him in and now he is my goblin maybe for a ttrpg player character.
His name is Zarbungulous Grem he speaks in a small grumbly voice and when surprised, often says "Oh crumbs and bones" or "by the crumb".
His name is Zarbungulous Grem he speaks in a small grumbly voice and when surprised, often says "Oh crumbs and bones" or "by the crumb".
July 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
what a king 👑