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pretty normal, considering the unending exposure to cognitohazards
@bibbo.swag.observer🩷
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January 27, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Mutuals hmu if u want my alt💪
January 25, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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October 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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January 24, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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To delete your TikTok account without agreeing to the new TOS:

1) put your phone in airplane mode
2) open TikTok and go to your profile
3) go to settings and scroll down to delete account
4) turn airplane mode off
5) delete your account

Credit to @ kimsaira on instagram for this
January 24, 2026 at 5:59 AM
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Season 2 Episode 31 - Frame 2341 out of 2763
January 20, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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Season 2 Episode 31 - Frame 2178 out of 2763
January 20, 2026 at 5:44 AM
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everything bad in this world currently can be traced back to the dennys tumblr account
January 18, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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*inventing Bluetooth* Well, it works about 60% of the time. That’ll probably be good enough forever.
September 20, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Happy Great Molasses Flood day to all who celebrate!
January 15, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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found it, I fortunately had the forethought to save the image to my nas if I ever needed it in the future
January 14, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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this is genuinely incredible
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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January 14, 2026 at 3:10 AM
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Can’t believe he said this, seems somewhat disrespectful
January 13, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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>"If Biden is elected, there's a good chance you will be dead within the year."
> trump elected
> dead within the year
January 13, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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dead grisps it GOES!!!!!!!!!!
January 11, 2026 at 12:37 AM
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January 11, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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Ahh so if you’re new to Bluesky and you wanna grow here, I have a few tips:

1. take the pingas molly IMMEDIATELY and have the worst fucking night of your life
December 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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just door dashed bubble tea
January 6, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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NOOOO PUT ME BACK I WAS WATCHING HOODWINKED AND JUST GOT TO THE SCHNITZEL SONG
September 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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December 23, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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You don't need to think about what is "normal."
You are you.

One day, the world will come where there is no need to categorize people as LGBT🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Until that day arrives, I will continue to send out this message.
Your soul is beautiful.
December 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Ammy but if she were BALLING
#Okami
December 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Any other #ForeskinBeasts online tonight
December 10, 2025 at 7:17 AM