Stephen K
@5tephenk.bsky.social
Girl dad. Attorney. Generally achy. Likes cheese. Dislikes fascists. #atlantabraves #dukembb #batman #nba #thehumptydance
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Shout out to all the adult children sighing, "Puerto Rico is part of America, Dad" today.
February 8, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Shout out to all the adult children sighing, "Puerto Rico is part of America, Dad" today.
Calling bullshit over Chik-Fil-A claiming this update to its terms of service is "important."
February 5, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Calling bullshit over Chik-Fil-A claiming this update to its terms of service is "important."
Can’t wait to vacation in Florida so I can be on the news after I get scurvy.
February 1, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Can’t wait to vacation in Florida so I can be on the news after I get scurvy.
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I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
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January 28, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
lol the Bucks are "starting to listen" to offers for Giannis. They're not listening yet, but they're beginning the process of listening.
a man in a wig and sunglasses stands in front of a sign that says 0 days without nonsense
Alt: a man in a wig and sunglasses stands in front of a sign that says 0 days without nonsense
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January 28, 2026 at 4:40 PM
lol the Bucks are "starting to listen" to offers for Giannis. They're not listening yet, but they're beginning the process of listening.
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Here is the child’s drawing.
January 27, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Here is the child’s drawing.
The last three minutes of the 2nd quarter lasts 5 hours I don’t make the rules.
January 26, 2026 at 1:24 AM
The last three minutes of the 2nd quarter lasts 5 hours I don’t make the rules.
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A reminder that every person who voted for Trump voted for this.
January 24, 2026 at 7:43 PM
A reminder that every person who voted for Trump voted for this.
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You’re arresting terrified children and using them as bait. Arresting kids getting treatment at doctors’ offices. Blinding protesters. Illegally raiding homes. Making people terrified to leave their homes.
You want to pee in peace?
Quit your fucking job.
You want to pee in peace?
Quit your fucking job.
Border Patrol agents are very sad that everyone in Minnesota hates them.
“At each gas station where the agents stopped to use the restroom, groups of agitators appeared, yelled at them, stalked them, and even tried to prevent law enforcement vehicles from leaving…”
“At each gas station where the agents stopped to use the restroom, groups of agitators appeared, yelled at them, stalked them, and even tried to prevent law enforcement vehicles from leaving…”
January 22, 2026 at 5:27 AM
You’re arresting terrified children and using them as bait. Arresting kids getting treatment at doctors’ offices. Blinding protesters. Illegally raiding homes. Making people terrified to leave their homes.
You want to pee in peace?
Quit your fucking job.
You want to pee in peace?
Quit your fucking job.
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it’s so funny when the media is like “why are libs cutting Trump voters out of their lives? clearly it’s the intolerant left!” when in reality we are just fed up by the dumbest most evil people we know speedrunning the destruction of our country in slavish devotion to the cult of a mad king
January 19, 2026 at 4:24 PM
it’s so funny when the media is like “why are libs cutting Trump voters out of their lives? clearly it’s the intolerant left!” when in reality we are just fed up by the dumbest most evil people we know speedrunning the destruction of our country in slavish devotion to the cult of a mad king
Ok now do a turnover except it has to involve a camel.
January 18, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Ok now do a turnover except it has to involve a camel.
I don’t know what bizarre challenge Stroud and Maye are doing - does it end with one of them having to poop their pants on tv?
January 18, 2026 at 10:14 PM
I don’t know what bizarre challenge Stroud and Maye are doing - does it end with one of them having to poop their pants on tv?
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Worth every second
January 15, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Worth every second
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I know people on Bsky know this but I hope it filters out: The feds are OCCUPYING the Twin Cities. This is a blockade, a siege. They are shutting down economic and civic activity. They are conducting "papers please" stops. They are criminalizing being a bystander/witness.
You could be next.
You could be next.
January 14, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I know people on Bsky know this but I hope it filters out: The feds are OCCUPYING the Twin Cities. This is a blockade, a siege. They are shutting down economic and civic activity. They are conducting "papers please" stops. They are criminalizing being a bystander/witness.
You could be next.
You could be next.
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there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school
January 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school
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If fewer Americans had voted for Trump, Renee Good would be alive and caring for her child today.
No matter what lies Trump and his propagandists spread, no matter what nonsense the media prints, no matter what conspiracies MAGA invents, that remains manifestly true.
No matter what lies Trump and his propagandists spread, no matter what nonsense the media prints, no matter what conspiracies MAGA invents, that remains manifestly true.
January 9, 2026 at 2:58 PM
If fewer Americans had voted for Trump, Renee Good would be alive and caring for her child today.
No matter what lies Trump and his propagandists spread, no matter what nonsense the media prints, no matter what conspiracies MAGA invents, that remains manifestly true.
No matter what lies Trump and his propagandists spread, no matter what nonsense the media prints, no matter what conspiracies MAGA invents, that remains manifestly true.
Then the state does its own investigation w/o FBI resources. There’s literally a video.
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) - Minnesota investigators say they can't access evidence after fatal ICE shooting and FBI won't work jointly on probe.
@reuters.com
@reuters.com
January 8, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Then the state does its own investigation w/o FBI resources. There’s literally a video.
Stop calling them “law enforcement.” They’re unqualified, untrained mall cops in masks. And they’re not enforcing any actual laws.
January 7, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Stop calling them “law enforcement.” They’re unqualified, untrained mall cops in masks. And they’re not enforcing any actual laws.
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My kitchen table issue is “don’t shoot people at their kitchen tables”
January 7, 2026 at 8:42 PM
My kitchen table issue is “don’t shoot people at their kitchen tables”
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my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them
January 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM
my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them