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· Aug 25
I have been called Cool exactly twice in my entire life. I am thirty-nine years old.
This is basically how they discovered phosphorus.
Reducing a big pan full of piss
December 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
This is basically how they discovered phosphorus.
There is a surprising amount of toxic yaoi in the Tom Clancy back catalogue.
If you have the eyes to see it that is.
If you have the eyes to see it that is.
December 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
There is a surprising amount of toxic yaoi in the Tom Clancy back catalogue.
If you have the eyes to see it that is.
If you have the eyes to see it that is.
I hope I survive the ritual this time.
December 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I hope I survive the ritual this time.
My actual most played game is probably solitaire+ on iphone.
December 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
My actual most played game is probably solitaire+ on iphone.
Why is it called final fantasy when they keep making them?
December 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Why is it called final fantasy when they keep making them?
A sauce is just a soup with a job.
December 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
A sauce is just a soup with a job.
How many of my principals am I allowed to compromise before I'm a class traitor?
December 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
How many of my principals am I allowed to compromise before I'm a class traitor?
The White Maoist Gamer Strikes Again
December 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The White Maoist Gamer Strikes Again
Starting to wean myself off spotify and goddamn every modern music app is fucking annoying.
December 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Starting to wean myself off spotify and goddamn every modern music app is fucking annoying.
The last wild human has chosen to die in captivity.
December 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The last wild human has chosen to die in captivity.
People get to make all the jokes they want about Skyrim getting a rerelease every few years and have a good time.
But when I tell you that Fromsoft has published Dark Souls seven times all I get is "But this one is different! There are horses now!"
This double standard is sickening. Grow up.
But when I tell you that Fromsoft has published Dark Souls seven times all I get is "But this one is different! There are horses now!"
This double standard is sickening. Grow up.
December 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
People get to make all the jokes they want about Skyrim getting a rerelease every few years and have a good time.
But when I tell you that Fromsoft has published Dark Souls seven times all I get is "But this one is different! There are horses now!"
This double standard is sickening. Grow up.
But when I tell you that Fromsoft has published Dark Souls seven times all I get is "But this one is different! There are horses now!"
This double standard is sickening. Grow up.
[Email from a faculty member with just my name as the title, sent to me and my boss]
"oh fuck what did i do now"
[It's about how helpful and nice and handsome and cool I am]
"you got that right baybee, i'm the best in the fucking business"
"oh fuck what did i do now"
[It's about how helpful and nice and handsome and cool I am]
"you got that right baybee, i'm the best in the fucking business"
December 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
[Email from a faculty member with just my name as the title, sent to me and my boss]
"oh fuck what did i do now"
[It's about how helpful and nice and handsome and cool I am]
"you got that right baybee, i'm the best in the fucking business"
"oh fuck what did i do now"
[It's about how helpful and nice and handsome and cool I am]
"you got that right baybee, i'm the best in the fucking business"
It's the last Bandcamp Friday of the year.
There's a Bandcamp Friday this week, where all the revenue from sales goes directly to artists. If you use spotify you can plug your playlists into Hype Machines Merch Table tool and support the artists you like directly.
hypem.com/merch-table/
hypem.com/merch-table/
Merch Table / Hype Machine
Buy music from your Spotify playlists on Bandcamp
hypem.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
It's the last Bandcamp Friday of the year.
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We as a society need to go back to factory pomo.
December 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
We as a society need to go back to factory pomo.
We as a society need to go back to factory pomo.
December 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
We as a society need to go back to factory pomo.
I just have to make peace with the fact that I'm totally fucked for retirement and have to die working.
November 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I just have to make peace with the fact that I'm totally fucked for retirement and have to die working.
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Joining roblox to try to catfish other 40 year old men and getting hooked on obbies instead.
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Joining roblox to try to catfish other 40 year old men and getting hooked on obbies instead.
Had chorizo so bland it was basically ground beef.
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Had chorizo so bland it was basically ground beef.
My dad keeps switching between cable news and a show that’s all dashcam footage of car accidents and road rage fights, and between the two I feel my sanity draining slower watching the crashes.
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
My dad keeps switching between cable news and a show that’s all dashcam footage of car accidents and road rage fights, and between the two I feel my sanity draining slower watching the crashes.
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i think all that shit you guys are reacting to is made up
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
i think all that shit you guys are reacting to is made up
(A shot of nyquil, a shot of dayquil, a shot of painquil, 24oz of day old cold brew, and two big tugs off the ol Penjamin)
Time to drive to work!
Time to drive to work!
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
(A shot of nyquil, a shot of dayquil, a shot of painquil, 24oz of day old cold brew, and two big tugs off the ol Penjamin)
Time to drive to work!
Time to drive to work!
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In the discord watching this dude rant and rave about computer problems I've never had like they're a universal experience and just enjoying the casual beauty of seeing how other people live their lives.
January 10, 2024 at 2:11 PM
In the discord watching this dude rant and rave about computer problems I've never had like they're a universal experience and just enjoying the casual beauty of seeing how other people live their lives.
I've hit a new low by becoming one of those wretched nerds who learned to use chopsticks because they don't like getting their fingers coated in flavor dust and crumbs.
November 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I've hit a new low by becoming one of those wretched nerds who learned to use chopsticks because they don't like getting their fingers coated in flavor dust and crumbs.