1firefly.bsky.social
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November 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
November 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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I was going to patent a method for reusing tea bags, but Tetley have taken out a restraining order against me…
November 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Twitter implemented a new feature last night that displayed the country an account is in. So many of the ‘America First’ accounts were from foreign countries that they had to disable the feature within hours. 🙄
November 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Rubia Garcia compared Republicans/MAGA to playing chess with pigeons. Pigeons knock over the pieces, shit on the chessboard and strut around like they won.
Need some talent to put this into cartoon form!
November 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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"Kindness is a language animals never forget."
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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A Depression-era comic costing 10 cents is $2.34 in today's money.
Superman edition found in mum's attic is most valuable comic ever at $9.12m
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a new record after Man of Steel comic found in a California home is auctioned.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 22, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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Whole Foods literally never has what I need.... more like Half Foods smdh
November 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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No data center should be built without the solar to run it and the water recycling plant to make it energy and water neutral! In this day and age it is ridiculous to build it any other way! And look at the profits it will produce!
November 18, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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US Citizen Violently Detained, Window Smashed During Morning Stop in Charlotte, NC
November 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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America is in the hands of some really evil pieces of shit
November 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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I don't know what I might have done to have this rosebush gift me with this lovely rose in the middle of November, but here it is. On the South Shore of Long Island, New York.
November 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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ICE is not acting as a law enforcement agency. To do that, you must follow the law. It’s been clear for a long time…they’re not.
November 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Gee if only someone had mentioned it before the election… oh…🤦‍♀️
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.
November 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Who knows less -- Speaker Mike Johnson or Sergeant Schultz from Hogan's Heroes? Roll the clips...
November 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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BREAKING: Rep. Adelita Grijalva (D-AZ) just signed the discharge petition to force a vote on making the DOJ release all of its Jeffrey Epstein files.

She was the 218th signature, which means the petition is now frozen and no member can remove their name.
Discharge Petition No. 9, Bill Number: H.Res. 581, 119th Congress
SPONSOR: Thomas Massie DESCRIPTION: Pursuant to clause 2 of rule XV, I, Thomas Massie, move to discharge the Committee on Rules from the consideration of the resolution entitled, a resolution providi...
clerk.house.gov
November 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Typewriter for sale.

Perfe t working ondition.
November 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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EXPECT CRIME TO GO UP.

IF TRMP IS GOING TO PARDON HIS CRIMINAL PALS, AMERICANS WILL MISBEHAVE. POLICE WILL OVER-REACT

TRAVELING FOR THANKSGIVING?? DUMB IDEA.
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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When people are stupid shitballs, bake something. People will still be stupid shitballs, but you’ll have a tasty treat. Birthday apple dumplings for my favorite daughter 🩷🍎
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Considering we're talking about the political party that has to cheat in order to win anything, my hopes of them playing fair have hit rock bottom a long time ago.
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 PM