𝘼 𝙈𝙚𝙖𝙣 𝙊𝙣𝙚
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𝗜'𝗺 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘇𝘆! 𝗜 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗜 𝗱𝗶𝗱! 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗜 𝗗𝗢 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗡𝗘𝗘𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗣!
Parody account. MCU Portrayal of Frank Castle, The Punisher. (Writer is) Multiverse Friendly.
Courtesy of Fitz
Writer is 30+, MDNI! LEWD DNI!
Parody account. MCU Portrayal of Frank Castle, The Punisher. (Writer is) Multiverse Friendly.
Courtesy of Fitz
Writer is 30+, MDNI! LEWD DNI!
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𝘼 𝙈𝙚𝙖𝙣 𝙊𝙣𝙚
@1batch2batch.bsky.social
· Apr 4
"𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘎𝘖𝘋𝘋𝘈𝘔𝘕 𝘚𝘠𝘚𝘛𝘌𝘔! 𝘊𝘏𝘙𝘐𝘚𝘛!"
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"...A giant-
Christ. And here I thought he was just one of those old animals they keep discovering, like that old fish they found a while back.
Ceela- Coela...
The armored fish thing."
Christ. And here I thought he was just one of those old animals they keep discovering, like that old fish they found a while back.
Ceela- Coela...
The armored fish thing."
“Well in the dimensions I saw he’s a giant space shark.”
"...What-
What /is/ he, exactly?"
What /is/ he, exactly?"
November 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
"...A giant-
Christ. And here I thought he was just one of those old animals they keep discovering, like that old fish they found a while back.
Ceela- Coela...
The armored fish thing."
Christ. And here I thought he was just one of those old animals they keep discovering, like that old fish they found a while back.
Ceela- Coela...
The armored fish thing."
"With my every breath, Wagner. She's my world."
"Alvays thankful for you Frank. Keep yourself vell and keep treating Mein Schwester vell."
"Hard to be thankful for this shitty trainwreck of a life...
But I can count a few things I am grateful for.
@touchlesschere.bsky.social
, obviously. Center star of my galaxy.
@hellskitchendevil.bsky.social
for keeping my head for not going too off the deep end.
And the X-Men. Appreciate ya."
But I can count a few things I am grateful for.
@touchlesschere.bsky.social
, obviously. Center star of my galaxy.
@hellskitchendevil.bsky.social
for keeping my head for not going too off the deep end.
And the X-Men. Appreciate ya."
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
"With my every breath, Wagner. She's my world."
"That's because you're naive, but it's nice to have someone to butt heads with again."
❛ Anytime, Frank. You've been through a lot. I don't want you to go into this alone.
You have my support even though we clash a lot. ❜
You have my support even though we clash a lot. ❜
"Hard to be thankful for this shitty trainwreck of a life...
But I can count a few things I am grateful for.
@touchlesschere.bsky.social
, obviously. Center star of my galaxy.
@hellskitchendevil.bsky.social
for keeping my head for not going too off the deep end.
And the X-Men. Appreciate ya."
But I can count a few things I am grateful for.
@touchlesschere.bsky.social
, obviously. Center star of my galaxy.
@hellskitchendevil.bsky.social
for keeping my head for not going too off the deep end.
And the X-Men. Appreciate ya."
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
"That's because you're naive, but it's nice to have someone to butt heads with again."
"...What-
What /is/ he, exactly?"
What /is/ he, exactly?"
“Da.”
"...That shark?"
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
"...What-
What /is/ he, exactly?"
What /is/ he, exactly?"
"...That shark?"
“I peered through a scrying ball into another dimension… I saw Jeff eating the cosmos, entire planets gone in one gulp.”
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
"...That shark?"
"You got it."
"Yeah, that sounds perfect... Thanks. Means a lot to me."
"I'll get some movies and snacks.
Happy Birthday, Storm."
Happy Birthday, Storm."
November 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
"You got it."
"And @espiritu-venganza.bsky.social ain't that bad either."
"Hard to be thankful for this shitty trainwreck of a life...
But I can count a few things I am grateful for.
@touchlesschere.bsky.social
, obviously. Center star of my galaxy.
@hellskitchendevil.bsky.social
for keeping my head for not going too off the deep end.
And the X-Men. Appreciate ya."
But I can count a few things I am grateful for.
@touchlesschere.bsky.social
, obviously. Center star of my galaxy.
@hellskitchendevil.bsky.social
for keeping my head for not going too off the deep end.
And the X-Men. Appreciate ya."
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
"And @espiritu-venganza.bsky.social ain't that bad either."
"Hard to be thankful for this shitty trainwreck of a life...
But I can count a few things I am grateful for.
@touchlesschere.bsky.social
, obviously. Center star of my galaxy.
@hellskitchendevil.bsky.social
for keeping my head for not going too off the deep end.
And the X-Men. Appreciate ya."
But I can count a few things I am grateful for.
@touchlesschere.bsky.social
, obviously. Center star of my galaxy.
@hellskitchendevil.bsky.social
for keeping my head for not going too off the deep end.
And the X-Men. Appreciate ya."
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
"Hard to be thankful for this shitty trainwreck of a life...
But I can count a few things I am grateful for.
@touchlesschere.bsky.social
, obviously. Center star of my galaxy.
@hellskitchendevil.bsky.social
for keeping my head for not going too off the deep end.
And the X-Men. Appreciate ya."
But I can count a few things I am grateful for.
@touchlesschere.bsky.social
, obviously. Center star of my galaxy.
@hellskitchendevil.bsky.social
for keeping my head for not going too off the deep end.
And the X-Men. Appreciate ya."
Reposted by 𝘼 𝙈𝙚𝙖𝙣 𝙊𝙣𝙚
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
"Hoping to host Anna at the mansion with some Castiglione classics.
I'll save some bruschetta if you want any leftovers."
I'll save some bruschetta if you want any leftovers."
❛ Happy Turkey Day, Frank!
. . .
Do you want to come over and join us for Thanksgiving? ❜
. . .
Do you want to come over and join us for Thanksgiving? ❜
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
"Hoping to host Anna at the mansion with some Castiglione classics.
I'll save some bruschetta if you want any leftovers."
I'll save some bruschetta if you want any leftovers."
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Reposted by 𝘼 𝙈𝙚𝙖𝙣 𝙊𝙣𝙚
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THE WASP.
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THE WASP.
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November 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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THE WASP.
⠀⠀
THE WASP.
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Franked mumbled a tune as he prepped a holiday spread in the Kitchen of the X-Mansion, bringing some Italian zest to the meal.
He kissed @touchlesschere.bsky.social on the forehead as she passed by.
"Appreciate ya helpin' out. You're gonna love these."
He kissed @touchlesschere.bsky.social on the forehead as she passed by.
"Appreciate ya helpin' out. You're gonna love these."
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Franked mumbled a tune as he prepped a holiday spread in the Kitchen of the X-Mansion, bringing some Italian zest to the meal.
He kissed @touchlesschere.bsky.social on the forehead as she passed by.
"Appreciate ya helpin' out. You're gonna love these."
He kissed @touchlesschere.bsky.social on the forehead as she passed by.
"Appreciate ya helpin' out. You're gonna love these."
"And run your philanthropic company into the ground.
How you claim to have a big heart and yet deeper pockets, I don't get. Feels like your super-buddies should be a money toilet, conceptually."
How you claim to have a big heart and yet deeper pockets, I don't get. Feels like your super-buddies should be a money toilet, conceptually."
" Ouch, my ego.
However, that's valid. Do justice as you want to."
However, that's valid. Do justice as you want to."
"I don't work for rich pricks, Stark.
I'm me, not a mercenary."
I'm me, not a mercenary."
November 27, 2025 at 11:13 AM
"And run your philanthropic company into the ground.
How you claim to have a big heart and yet deeper pockets, I don't get. Feels like your super-buddies should be a money toilet, conceptually."
How you claim to have a big heart and yet deeper pockets, I don't get. Feels like your super-buddies should be a money toilet, conceptually."
"I don't work for rich pricks, Stark.
I'm me, not a mercenary."
I'm me, not a mercenary."
" Logistically? No.
Technically? Yes. "
Technically? Yes. "
"...Are you asking me to work for you?"
November 27, 2025 at 11:06 AM
"I don't work for rich pricks, Stark.
I'm me, not a mercenary."
I'm me, not a mercenary."
"...Are you asking me to work for you?"
"Sometimes longing for things past can be a coping mechanism.
The Brazilian call is Saudade.
Perhaps you have some bloodlust left on you.
And I may have a list if you're okay with that."
The Brazilian call is Saudade.
Perhaps you have some bloodlust left on you.
And I may have a list if you're okay with that."
"...The Kitcher Irish. The Irish Mob that killed my damn dog and killed my family?
Not that I wouldn't carve 'em up like a turkey, again, but all this weird shit is making me miss the simple shit."
Not that I wouldn't carve 'em up like a turkey, again, but all this weird shit is making me miss the simple shit."
November 27, 2025 at 10:05 AM
"...Are you asking me to work for you?"
"...The Kitcher Irish. The Irish Mob that killed my damn dog and killed my family?
Not that I wouldn't carve 'em up like a turkey, again, but all this weird shit is making me miss the simple shit."
Not that I wouldn't carve 'em up like a turkey, again, but all this weird shit is making me miss the simple shit."
" I have a full six minutes until my next meeting.
Elaborate."
Elaborate."
“…Never thought I would say this, but I miss the Irish.”
November 27, 2025 at 10:00 AM
"...The Kitcher Irish. The Irish Mob that killed my damn dog and killed my family?
Not that I wouldn't carve 'em up like a turkey, again, but all this weird shit is making me miss the simple shit."
Not that I wouldn't carve 'em up like a turkey, again, but all this weird shit is making me miss the simple shit."
"I'll get some movies and snacks.
Happy Birthday, Storm."
Happy Birthday, Storm."
"I'd appreciate it a lot.. my other option was gonna be staying in the basement for the day, but no doubt they'd check there first for me."
“I can set up some shit in the cooler.”
November 27, 2025 at 9:58 AM
"I'll get some movies and snacks.
Happy Birthday, Storm."
Happy Birthday, Storm."
“…Never thought I would say this, but I miss the Irish.”
Apparently his name is Jax, Jaxon.
Some form of vampire it seems, quite caustic and incredibly insufferable.
Reminds me of myself a bit.
[ @defleper.bsky.social ]
Some form of vampire it seems, quite caustic and incredibly insufferable.
Reminds me of myself a bit.
[ @defleper.bsky.social ]
"Which helmet guy?"
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM
“…Never thought I would say this, but I miss the Irish.”
“I can set up some shit in the cooler.”
"Mostly a quiet day, I think.."
"Want anything special?"
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
“I can set up some shit in the cooler.”
"Which helmet guy?"
I think I will be hiring the helmet guy to my software division.
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 AM
"Which helmet guy?"
"Want anything special?"
birthday tomorrow, huh ...
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 AM
"Want anything special?"
||: Explains how she wields a Buster Sword all the time.
November 25, 2025 at 8:36 AM
||: Explains how she wields a Buster Sword all the time.
||: I'm tired of these writers fucking up perfectly good characters, Grampa!
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 AM
||: I'm tired of these writers fucking up perfectly good characters, Grampa!