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Parody account. MCU Portrayal of Frank Castle, The Punisher. (Writer is) Multiverse Friendly.
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Writer is 30+, MDNI! LEWD DNI!
Parody account. MCU Portrayal of Frank Castle, The Punisher. (Writer is) Multiverse Friendly.
Courtesy of Fitz
Writer is 30+, MDNI! LEWD DNI!
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𝘼 𝙈𝙚𝙖𝙣 𝙊𝙣𝙚
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· Apr 4
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“I know a guy who calls himself Stilt-Man.”
I'm glad it isn't Phantom Man.
Phantom Man sounds ridiculous.
Phantom Man sounds ridiculous.
November 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
“I know a guy who calls himself Stilt-Man.”
“Look, it’s just as weird for me to explain as it is for you to hear it.
I just shoot guns at bad guys.”
I just shoot guns at bad guys.”
"Uh huh..."
“You’ll recognize him when you see him.
Really likes wearing red and blue.”
Really likes wearing red and blue.”
November 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
“Look, it’s just as weird for me to explain as it is for you to hear it.
I just shoot guns at bad guys.”
I just shoot guns at bad guys.”
“You’ll recognize him when you see him.
Really likes wearing red and blue.”
Really likes wearing red and blue.”
Blank stare.
“Basically Cap if he could fly and came from another planet.
Boy Scout in underwear.”
Boy Scout in underwear.”
November 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
“You’ll recognize him when you see him.
Really likes wearing red and blue.”
Really likes wearing red and blue.”
||: Well… There goes my hope for a Tom Hiddleston Doctor
The Time Lord will be nowhere to be seen in the upcoming series.
#DoctorWho
www.radiotimes.com/tv/sci-fi/do...
#DoctorWho
www.radiotimes.com/tv/sci-fi/do...
Doctor Who boss reveals the huge impact of The Doctor's absence from new spin-off
The Time Lord will be nowhere to be seen in the upcoming series.
www.radiotimes.com
November 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
||: Well… There goes my hope for a Tom Hiddleston Doctor
“Basically Cap if he could fly and came from another planet.
Boy Scout in underwear.”
Boy Scout in underwear.”
Who is Superman?
November 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
“Basically Cap if he could fly and came from another planet.
Boy Scout in underwear.”
Boy Scout in underwear.”
Dangerous, but smart.
<— recently used a “civilian” as clown bait wrapped in a red bow
November 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Dangerous, but smart.
"I can't be the FUCKING PUNISHER, AND A WORM!"
November 30, 2025 at 11:09 AM
"I can't be the FUCKING PUNISHER, AND A WORM!"
"Worms can't talk or move except to eat dirt.
If I ended that way, I'm fucking useless to ya."
If I ended that way, I'm fucking useless to ya."
November 30, 2025 at 11:06 AM
"Worms can't talk or move except to eat dirt.
If I ended that way, I'm fucking useless to ya."
If I ended that way, I'm fucking useless to ya."
"Like I said.
Chicken shit."
Chicken shit."
"Exactly."
"The worm question isn't about solving a problem, fixing them, or understanding why they're a worm, it's about acceptance. You'd accept them no matter what happens."
"It's really someone asking if you'd still love them if they had an accident and were paralysed, or got ill, or lost a limb."
"It's really someone asking if you'd still love them if they had an accident and were paralysed, or got ill, or lost a limb."
November 30, 2025 at 11:01 AM
"Like I said.
Chicken shit."
Chicken shit."
"Sounds like a chicken shit answer, Hardy."
November 30, 2025 at 11:01 AM
"Sounds like a chicken shit answer, Hardy."
"Question should be 'WHY THE FUCK are you a worm'?
You kill the person who cursed or transformed 'em and get 'em put back right."
You kill the person who cursed or transformed 'em and get 'em put back right."
November 30, 2025 at 10:10 AM
"Question should be 'WHY THE FUCK are you a worm'?
You kill the person who cursed or transformed 'em and get 'em put back right."
You kill the person who cursed or transformed 'em and get 'em put back right."
"Symbiotes. Body snatchers on steroids. Didn't really wanna participate in that, but their boss was targeting the X-Men...
Had to step in."
Had to step in."
❛ Damn. That's rough buddy.
I suppose I'll go do a cartwheel and flip off the rooftop.
Wait -
Goo-aliens? ❜
I suppose I'll go do a cartwheel and flip off the rooftop.
Wait -
Goo-aliens? ❜
"Oh, fuck you, ya spry ninja lawyer.
I'm still finding lead in my x-rays. Not to mention the ass-thrashing from the goo-aliens."
I'm still finding lead in my x-rays. Not to mention the ass-thrashing from the goo-aliens."
November 30, 2025 at 9:57 AM
"Symbiotes. Body snatchers on steroids. Didn't really wanna participate in that, but their boss was targeting the X-Men...
Had to step in."
Had to step in."
"Oh, fuck you, ya spry ninja lawyer.
I'm still finding lead in my x-rays. Not to mention the ass-thrashing from the goo-aliens."
I'm still finding lead in my x-rays. Not to mention the ass-thrashing from the goo-aliens."
❛ I felt that, Frank. ❜
"I fucking hate gettin' old..."
November 30, 2025 at 9:46 AM
"Oh, fuck you, ya spry ninja lawyer.
I'm still finding lead in my x-rays. Not to mention the ass-thrashing from the goo-aliens."
I'm still finding lead in my x-rays. Not to mention the ass-thrashing from the goo-aliens."
"I fucking hate gettin' old..."
November 30, 2025 at 9:44 AM
"I fucking hate gettin' old..."
"...A giant-
Christ. And here I thought he was just one of those old animals they keep discovering, like that old fish they found a while back.
Ceela- Coela...
The armored fish thing."
Christ. And here I thought he was just one of those old animals they keep discovering, like that old fish they found a while back.
Ceela- Coela...
The armored fish thing."
“Well in the dimensions I saw he’s a giant space shark.”
"...What-
What /is/ he, exactly?"
What /is/ he, exactly?"
November 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
"...A giant-
Christ. And here I thought he was just one of those old animals they keep discovering, like that old fish they found a while back.
Ceela- Coela...
The armored fish thing."
Christ. And here I thought he was just one of those old animals they keep discovering, like that old fish they found a while back.
Ceela- Coela...
The armored fish thing."
"With my every breath, Wagner. She's my world."
"Alvays thankful for you Frank. Keep yourself vell and keep treating Mein Schwester vell."
"Hard to be thankful for this shitty trainwreck of a life...
But I can count a few things I am grateful for.
@touchlesschere.bsky.social
, obviously. Center star of my galaxy.
@hellskitchendevil.bsky.social
for keeping my head for not going too off the deep end.
And the X-Men. Appreciate ya."
But I can count a few things I am grateful for.
@touchlesschere.bsky.social
, obviously. Center star of my galaxy.
@hellskitchendevil.bsky.social
for keeping my head for not going too off the deep end.
And the X-Men. Appreciate ya."
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
"With my every breath, Wagner. She's my world."
"That's because you're naive, but it's nice to have someone to butt heads with again."
❛ Anytime, Frank. You've been through a lot. I don't want you to go into this alone.
You have my support even though we clash a lot. ❜
You have my support even though we clash a lot. ❜
"Hard to be thankful for this shitty trainwreck of a life...
But I can count a few things I am grateful for.
@touchlesschere.bsky.social
, obviously. Center star of my galaxy.
@hellskitchendevil.bsky.social
for keeping my head for not going too off the deep end.
And the X-Men. Appreciate ya."
But I can count a few things I am grateful for.
@touchlesschere.bsky.social
, obviously. Center star of my galaxy.
@hellskitchendevil.bsky.social
for keeping my head for not going too off the deep end.
And the X-Men. Appreciate ya."
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
"That's because you're naive, but it's nice to have someone to butt heads with again."
"...What-
What /is/ he, exactly?"
What /is/ he, exactly?"
“Da.”
"...That shark?"
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
"...What-
What /is/ he, exactly?"
What /is/ he, exactly?"
"...That shark?"
“I peered through a scrying ball into another dimension… I saw Jeff eating the cosmos, entire planets gone in one gulp.”
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
"...That shark?"
"You got it."
"Yeah, that sounds perfect... Thanks. Means a lot to me."
"I'll get some movies and snacks.
Happy Birthday, Storm."
Happy Birthday, Storm."
November 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
"You got it."
"And @espiritu-venganza.bsky.social ain't that bad either."
"Hard to be thankful for this shitty trainwreck of a life...
But I can count a few things I am grateful for.
@touchlesschere.bsky.social
, obviously. Center star of my galaxy.
@hellskitchendevil.bsky.social
for keeping my head for not going too off the deep end.
And the X-Men. Appreciate ya."
But I can count a few things I am grateful for.
@touchlesschere.bsky.social
, obviously. Center star of my galaxy.
@hellskitchendevil.bsky.social
for keeping my head for not going too off the deep end.
And the X-Men. Appreciate ya."
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
"And @espiritu-venganza.bsky.social ain't that bad either."
"Hard to be thankful for this shitty trainwreck of a life...
But I can count a few things I am grateful for.
@touchlesschere.bsky.social
, obviously. Center star of my galaxy.
@hellskitchendevil.bsky.social
for keeping my head for not going too off the deep end.
And the X-Men. Appreciate ya."
But I can count a few things I am grateful for.
@touchlesschere.bsky.social
, obviously. Center star of my galaxy.
@hellskitchendevil.bsky.social
for keeping my head for not going too off the deep end.
And the X-Men. Appreciate ya."
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
"Hard to be thankful for this shitty trainwreck of a life...
But I can count a few things I am grateful for.
@touchlesschere.bsky.social
, obviously. Center star of my galaxy.
@hellskitchendevil.bsky.social
for keeping my head for not going too off the deep end.
And the X-Men. Appreciate ya."
But I can count a few things I am grateful for.
@touchlesschere.bsky.social
, obviously. Center star of my galaxy.
@hellskitchendevil.bsky.social
for keeping my head for not going too off the deep end.
And the X-Men. Appreciate ya."
Reposted by 𝘼 𝙈𝙚𝙖𝙣 𝙊𝙣𝙚
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
"Hoping to host Anna at the mansion with some Castiglione classics.
I'll save some bruschetta if you want any leftovers."
I'll save some bruschetta if you want any leftovers."
❛ Happy Turkey Day, Frank!
. . .
Do you want to come over and join us for Thanksgiving? ❜
. . .
Do you want to come over and join us for Thanksgiving? ❜
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
"Hoping to host Anna at the mansion with some Castiglione classics.
I'll save some bruschetta if you want any leftovers."
I'll save some bruschetta if you want any leftovers."