Frank Castle
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𝗜'𝗺 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘇𝘆! 𝗜 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗜 𝗱𝗶𝗱! 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗜 𝗗𝗢 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗡𝗘𝗘𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗣!
Parody account. MCU Portrayal of Frank Castle, The Punisher. Multiverse Friendly.
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Parody account. MCU Portrayal of Frank Castle, The Punisher. Multiverse Friendly.
Courtesy of Fitz
Writer is 30+, MDNI! LEWD DNI!
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"Did enough laps in boot camp, thanks."
If a friend suggested the idea of starting the day with a morning run, how would your muse respond?
January 24, 2026 at 11:15 AM
"Did enough laps in boot camp, thanks."
He rolled his eyes.
"Nice."
"Nice."
I’m worried for the calendar
Its days are numbered
Its days are numbered
January 24, 2026 at 11:14 AM
He rolled his eyes.
"Nice."
"Nice."
He gestured to a plate with a pile of French toast.
"Have at 'em."
"Have at 'em."
❝ Yes ❞
"Want some?"
January 24, 2026 at 10:40 AM
He gestured to a plate with a pile of French toast.
"Have at 'em."
"Have at 'em."
"I got eggs cooking and French Toast still cooked and heating in the oven."
"Oh. Ja. That sounds vonderful."
He plopped down at the table, yawning and messing with his hair.
He plopped down at the table, yawning and messing with his hair.
January 24, 2026 at 10:31 AM
"I got eggs cooking and French Toast still cooked and heating in the oven."
January 24, 2026 at 10:19 AM
"Want some?"
Stares
"Coffee and French toast."
January 24, 2026 at 10:15 AM
"Want some?"
"Coffee and French toast."
January 24, 2026 at 10:09 AM
"Coffee and French toast."
"Made coffee if anyone wants some."
January 24, 2026 at 10:08 AM
"Made coffee if anyone wants some."
Reposted by Frank Castle
“Oozy aliens and crazy robots.”
“Oh no. I must’ve misread.”
Feigning.
“Elaborate on the end of the world things for me?~”
Feigning.
“Elaborate on the end of the world things for me?~”
He stretched out his arms with an uncertain look.
"You mean my days of stateside extended deployment or my help with the end of world things?"
"You mean my days of stateside extended deployment or my help with the end of world things?"
January 23, 2026 at 3:07 AM
“Oozy aliens and crazy robots.”
“…Sue Storm or Kurt.”
Who would your muse call if they were in a ‘phone a friend’ moment?
January 22, 2026 at 11:14 PM
“…Sue Storm or Kurt.”
||: Can you tell who I main in Rivals?
He stretched out his arms with an uncertain look.
"You mean my days of stateside extended deployment or my help with the end of world things?"
"You mean my days of stateside extended deployment or my help with the end of world things?"
“Are you talking about the things I read in the news?”
January 22, 2026 at 2:20 PM
||: Can you tell who I main in Rivals?
He stretched out his arms with an uncertain look.
"You mean my days of stateside extended deployment or my help with the end of world things?"
"You mean my days of stateside extended deployment or my help with the end of world things?"
“Are you talking about the things I read in the news?”
"Can't say for sure. Wasn't really looking or aware of it until I got mixed up in all this."
January 22, 2026 at 2:18 PM
He stretched out his arms with an uncertain look.
"You mean my days of stateside extended deployment or my help with the end of world things?"
"You mean my days of stateside extended deployment or my help with the end of world things?"
"Can't say for sure. Wasn't really looking or aware of it until I got mixed up in all this."
“Hm.” A subtle grin. “Guess you not having psi protection means you don’t come across telepaths often.”
He nodded. He was just more impressed with it.
"Somethin' hurt."
"Somethin' hurt."
January 22, 2026 at 2:03 PM
"Can't say for sure. Wasn't really looking or aware of it until I got mixed up in all this."
Reposted by Frank Castle
He nodded. He was just more impressed with it.
"Somethin' hurt."
"Somethin' hurt."
A quick release of it.
“Sorry. I was seeing if I could.”
“Sorry. I was seeing if I could.”
"...Ow."
January 22, 2026 at 1:48 PM
He nodded. He was just more impressed with it.
"Somethin' hurt."
"Somethin' hurt."
"Oh, the shark's with you guys.
That adds up."
That adds up."
January 22, 2026 at 1:47 PM
"Oh, the shark's with you guys.
That adds up."
That adds up."
"...Ow."
January 22, 2026 at 1:44 PM
"...Ow."
Reposted by Frank Castle
"Wade only has my respect because he served.
That's why I don't shoot him... Anymore.
Pink Marshmallow is gonna have to earn it..."
That's why I don't shoot him... Anymore.
Pink Marshmallow is gonna have to earn it..."
January 22, 2026 at 1:42 PM
"Wade only has my respect because he served.
That's why I don't shoot him... Anymore.
Pink Marshmallow is gonna have to earn it..."
That's why I don't shoot him... Anymore.
Pink Marshmallow is gonna have to earn it..."
"Not to mention the hologram room..."
January 22, 2026 at 1:21 PM
"Not to mention the hologram room..."
"Don't judge me for thinking the mansion has over a thousand pools when your damn basement has a stealth jet."
January 22, 2026 at 1:20 PM
"Don't judge me for thinking the mansion has over a thousand pools when your damn basement has a stealth jet."
"Damn, the Professor was rich. Was he an Oil Baron or somethin'?
No, bumper pool.
Yeah, who do you think I mean?"
No, bumper pool.
Yeah, who do you think I mean?"
"Seventeen thousand, nine hundred and eighty-nine."
...
"Wait you mean DEADPOOLS."
...
"Wait you mean DEADPOOLS."
"How many Pools are there exactly?"
January 22, 2026 at 1:18 PM
"Damn, the Professor was rich. Was he an Oil Baron or somethin'?
No, bumper pool.
Yeah, who do you think I mean?"
No, bumper pool.
Yeah, who do you think I mean?"
"...Damn. I don't think I got enough patience in me..."
“I count three including the pink one.”
January 22, 2026 at 1:09 PM
"...Damn. I don't think I got enough patience in me..."
"How many Pools are there exactly?"
January 22, 2026 at 1:02 PM
"How many Pools are there exactly?"