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"Well, at least you have a better sense of style than your old man."
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Pays for a newspaper off a familiar vendor.

He laughs as he read the headline.

"Bout time someone said it."
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||: For some reason, there was a hospital outside my cell.
||: Had a dream I was Frank locked up in a padded cell.
||: Had a dream I was Frank locked up in a padded cell.
💭...Did I say that? That sounds like something I would say.
Frank said he would break my phone. 💔
. . .

Maybe one day I'll do it just for your video.

If you ask nicely.
||: Matt fucks hard, we all know this. He doesn't need the Daki, are you kidding me?
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(( I really do love Daredevil's Marvel Rivals look. I'm seriously excited to finally play as him in a game again. It's insane that out of the three in Team Red, he hardly gets anything. It's about damn time.

Also, he is thick in every world, so he's perfect.
||: Make out with a pillow thinking it's him. Make journal notes about how dreamy he is.
||: I can't wait to take him out. I mean date him, I mean sleep with him- FUCK.
(( I really do love Daredevil's Marvel Rivals look. I'm seriously excited to finally play as him in a game again. It's insane that out of the three in Team Red, he hardly gets anything. It's about damn time.

Also, he is thick in every world, so he's perfect.
"Uh huh. Good plan. What if I get the runs?"
He sighed.

"Well, thank God I'll be in makeup."
"To a point. Everyone always seems to 'understand' to a point.

That point always gets passed."
"Yeah, yeah. I'm goin'. Gonna need help with the monster makeup, but I'm goin'."
"Nah, but it doesn't hurt once and a while."

He smirked.

"Could always bonk ya on the head."
“And yet, here I am. It’s not like I have a choice. I can’t afford to slow down. The world doesn’t stop for a nap, Frank.”

She glanced at him for a moment.

“But thanks for the unsolicited medical advice. I’m sure it would be... comforting... if I had time for a doctor.”
"Look, I ain't a doctor, but I know that can't be good for the noggin."
"Look, I ain't a doctor, but I know that can't be good for the noggin."
Without looking up from her screen, she said in a low and matter-of-fact voice.

“Sleep is a luxury I haven’t been able to afford in a while.”