Daniel Tizon
1607westegg.bsky.social
Daniel Tizon
@1607westegg.bsky.social
Writer-Comedian-Broadcaster.
Never mastered dismounting from a moving bike.
Not a 'Dan'.
linktr.ee/1607WestEgg
My site is back up and running under the new domain danieltizon.com
Find all my work there.
Gig list will be updated in the coming days.
#writer #standupcomedy
December 11, 2025 at 9:58 AM
December 9, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Monday 8th December
Appearing at Monday Club Comedy @
Museum of Comedy, Bloomsbury.
Doors 6.30pm
#comedy #funny #standup #standupcomedy #comedian #haha #bloomsbury
December 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I'd put my money on a #writer living here.
December 7, 2025 at 12:14 PM
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I want to make my original podcast partner's elite level running gurns my wallpaper. Love these manic Jokeresque jaw distortions.
December 3, 2025 at 9:45 AM
HoHoHo.
From tomorrow, daily, my festive podcast.
Download wherever you get your podcasts.

#Christmas #podcast #adventcalendar #festive #podcasts #podcasting #Yuletide #memoir #funny #comedy
November 30, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Thursday 27th November
Appearing at LAFS
The Raven
Tower Bridge
Starts 8pm
#comedy #standup
November 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Friday 28th November
Closing the first half at Laughlines
Starts 7.30pm
Bard Books
341-343 Roman Road, London E3 5QR

#comedy #standup #funny #comedian
November 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Working on my first solo show.
Two nights pencilled in before Christmas.
The (glass) straw will be travelling with me.

More details soon.
#comedy #standup #comedy #comedian #funny #standupcomedy
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Two shows penciled in before Christmas.
The (glass) straw will be travelling with me.

More details soon.
#comedy #standup #comedy #comedian #funny #standupcomedy
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I may be the only UK comic that gigs in Long Johns from October all the way through to June, EVERY YEAR.

#comedy #standup #comedian #funny
November 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Freak of Nature, Brighton.
#comedy #standup #Brighton
November 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Everyone has a favourite bus stop, right?
This is mine.
November 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Purple Haze in Brighton.
Lovely night at a rammed Freak of Nature.
#comedy
November 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Friday 21st November
Appearing at Freak of Nature
Tickets: bit.ly/483up8v
#comedy #standupcomedy #brighton #funny #comedian #standupcomedy
November 20, 2025 at 9:11 AM
November 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Oats. My big love. Which
is why the family line
dies with me. The end.
#haiku #haikuchallenge #haikupoetry #writing #writingcommunity
November 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Daniel Tizon
Appearing here tonight.
#standup #comedy
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
November 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
At my aunt's, explaining to relatives the reason I'm wearing her cleaning slippers is because their failure to remove their shoes indoors undermines my walking indoors in my socks.

Important to keep the streets outside of your home.

I'm either ahead of my time or my OCDs are scaling new heights.
November 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Thursday 13th November
Appearing here.

#comedy #standup #funny #comedian #standupcomedy
November 12, 2025 at 9:31 AM
I saw the rainbow and I thought, 'You know what, I always put the bins out. Someone else can do them this week.'
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Bald men with the high surround and muddy pitches.
I miss old football.
#haikupoetry #haiku #haikuchallenge #haikupoem #football
November 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Local post office
sells helium ballongas
and beard shapers. Niche.

#haiku #haikupoetry #funny #humour #haikupoem #writing
November 8, 2025 at 10:50 AM