Daniel Tizon
@1607westegg.bsky.social
Writer-Comedian-Broadcaster.
Never mastered dismounting from a moving bike.
Not a 'Dan'.
linktr.ee/1607WestEgg
Never mastered dismounting from a moving bike.
Not a 'Dan'.
linktr.ee/1607WestEgg
My site is back up and running under the new domain danieltizon.com
Find all my work there.
Gig list will be updated in the coming days.
#writer #standupcomedy
Find all my work there.
Gig list will be updated in the coming days.
#writer #standupcomedy
December 11, 2025 at 9:58 AM
My site is back up and running under the new domain danieltizon.com
Find all my work there.
Gig list will be updated in the coming days.
#writer #standupcomedy
Find all my work there.
Gig list will be updated in the coming days.
#writer #standupcomedy
December 9, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Monday 8th December
Appearing at Monday Club Comedy @
Museum of Comedy, Bloomsbury.
Doors 6.30pm
#comedy #funny #standup #standupcomedy #comedian #haha #bloomsbury
Appearing at Monday Club Comedy @
Museum of Comedy, Bloomsbury.
Doors 6.30pm
#comedy #funny #standup #standupcomedy #comedian #haha #bloomsbury
December 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Monday 8th December
Appearing at Monday Club Comedy @
Museum of Comedy, Bloomsbury.
Doors 6.30pm
#comedy #funny #standup #standupcomedy #comedian #haha #bloomsbury
Appearing at Monday Club Comedy @
Museum of Comedy, Bloomsbury.
Doors 6.30pm
#comedy #funny #standup #standupcomedy #comedian #haha #bloomsbury
NEW on my #substack
My Life in #Subbuteo Team Numbers - A Memoir.
Part 1
Read and subscribe via bit.ly/48mNLHg
#substacknewsletter #football #tablesoccer #nostalgia #memoir #comedy #humour #writer #writing #writingcommunity
My Life in #Subbuteo Team Numbers - A Memoir.
Part 1
Read and subscribe via bit.ly/48mNLHg
#substacknewsletter #football #tablesoccer #nostalgia #memoir #comedy #humour #writer #writing #writingcommunity
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
NEW on my #substack
My Life in #Subbuteo Team Numbers - A Memoir.
Part 1
Read and subscribe via bit.ly/48mNLHg
#substacknewsletter #football #tablesoccer #nostalgia #memoir #comedy #humour #writer #writing #writingcommunity
My Life in #Subbuteo Team Numbers - A Memoir.
Part 1
Read and subscribe via bit.ly/48mNLHg
#substacknewsletter #football #tablesoccer #nostalgia #memoir #comedy #humour #writer #writing #writingcommunity
I want to make my original podcast partner's elite level running gurns my wallpaper. Love these manic Jokeresque jaw distortions.
December 3, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I want to make my original podcast partner's elite level running gurns my wallpaper. Love these manic Jokeresque jaw distortions.
HoHoHo.
From tomorrow, daily, my festive podcast.
Download wherever you get your podcasts.
#Christmas #podcast #adventcalendar #festive #podcasts #podcasting #Yuletide #memoir #funny #comedy
From tomorrow, daily, my festive podcast.
Download wherever you get your podcasts.
#Christmas #podcast #adventcalendar #festive #podcasts #podcasting #Yuletide #memoir #funny #comedy
November 30, 2025 at 4:49 PM
HoHoHo.
From tomorrow, daily, my festive podcast.
Download wherever you get your podcasts.
#Christmas #podcast #adventcalendar #festive #podcasts #podcasting #Yuletide #memoir #funny #comedy
From tomorrow, daily, my festive podcast.
Download wherever you get your podcasts.
#Christmas #podcast #adventcalendar #festive #podcasts #podcasting #Yuletide #memoir #funny #comedy
November 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
November 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Everyone has a favourite bus stop, right?
This is mine.
This is mine.
November 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Everyone has a favourite bus stop, right?
This is mine.
This is mine.
November 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Friday 21st November
Appearing at Freak of Nature
Tickets: bit.ly/483up8v
#comedy #standupcomedy #brighton #funny #comedian #standupcomedy
Appearing at Freak of Nature
Tickets: bit.ly/483up8v
#comedy #standupcomedy #brighton #funny #comedian #standupcomedy
November 20, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Friday 21st November
Appearing at Freak of Nature
Tickets: bit.ly/483up8v
#comedy #standupcomedy #brighton #funny #comedian #standupcomedy
Appearing at Freak of Nature
Tickets: bit.ly/483up8v
#comedy #standupcomedy #brighton #funny #comedian #standupcomedy
November 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Oats. My big love. Which
is why the family line
dies with me. The end.
#haiku #haikuchallenge #haikupoetry #writing #writingcommunity
is why the family line
dies with me. The end.
#haiku #haikuchallenge #haikupoetry #writing #writingcommunity
November 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Oats. My big love. Which
is why the family line
dies with me. The end.
#haiku #haikuchallenge #haikupoetry #writing #writingcommunity
is why the family line
dies with me. The end.
#haiku #haikuchallenge #haikupoetry #writing #writingcommunity
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
November 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
At my aunt's, explaining to relatives the reason I'm wearing her cleaning slippers is because their failure to remove their shoes indoors undermines my walking indoors in my socks.
Important to keep the streets outside of your home.
I'm either ahead of my time or my OCDs are scaling new heights.
Important to keep the streets outside of your home.
I'm either ahead of my time or my OCDs are scaling new heights.
November 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
At my aunt's, explaining to relatives the reason I'm wearing her cleaning slippers is because their failure to remove their shoes indoors undermines my walking indoors in my socks.
Important to keep the streets outside of your home.
I'm either ahead of my time or my OCDs are scaling new heights.
Important to keep the streets outside of your home.
I'm either ahead of my time or my OCDs are scaling new heights.
November 12, 2025 at 9:31 AM
I saw the rainbow and I thought, 'You know what, I always put the bins out. Someone else can do them this week.'
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I saw the rainbow and I thought, 'You know what, I always put the bins out. Someone else can do them this week.'
Bald men with the high surround and muddy pitches.
I miss old football.
#haikupoetry #haiku #haikuchallenge #haikupoem #football
I miss old football.
#haikupoetry #haiku #haikuchallenge #haikupoem #football
November 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Bald men with the high surround and muddy pitches.
I miss old football.
#haikupoetry #haiku #haikuchallenge #haikupoem #football
I miss old football.
#haikupoetry #haiku #haikuchallenge #haikupoem #football
Local post office
sells helium ballongas
and beard shapers. Niche.
#haiku #haikupoetry #funny #humour #haikupoem #writing
sells helium ballongas
and beard shapers. Niche.
#haiku #haikupoetry #funny #humour #haikupoem #writing
November 8, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Local post office
sells helium ballongas
and beard shapers. Niche.
#haiku #haikupoetry #funny #humour #haikupoem #writing
sells helium ballongas
and beard shapers. Niche.
#haiku #haikupoetry #funny #humour #haikupoem #writing