Daniel Tizon
@1607westegg.bsky.social
Writer-Comedian-Broadcaster.
Never mastered dismounting from a moving bike.
Not a 'Dan'.
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Never mastered dismounting from a moving bike.
Not a 'Dan'.
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Daniel Tizon
@1607westegg.bsky.social
· Dec 1
Out now.
Ep 1. Daniel Ruiz Tizon’s Advent Calendar.
Can one man find Christmas again?
Listen:
@holdfastnetwork bit.ly/3msdOCz
#ApplePodcasts bit.ly/49eighk
And this year, also via
#Spotify bit.ly/3VkpvPc
Retweets/reposts appreciated.
Thank you.
#podcasts #adventcalendar #Christmas #podcast #podcasts
Ep 1. Daniel Ruiz Tizon’s Advent Calendar.
Can one man find Christmas again?
Listen:
@holdfastnetwork bit.ly/3msdOCz
#ApplePodcasts bit.ly/49eighk
And this year, also via
#Spotify bit.ly/3VkpvPc
Retweets/reposts appreciated.
Thank you.
#podcasts #adventcalendar #Christmas #podcast #podcasts
December 16, 2025 at 9:43 AM
17th December, appearing at The Secret Comedy Club Brighton.
Tickets: bit.ly/4q9EVmb
#comedy #standup #Brighton #funny #comedian #standupcomedy
Tickets: bit.ly/4q9EVmb
#comedy #standup #Brighton #funny #comedian #standupcomedy
December 16, 2025 at 9:34 AM
17th December, appearing at The Secret Comedy Club Brighton.
Tickets: bit.ly/4q9EVmb
#comedy #standup #Brighton #funny #comedian #standupcomedy
Tickets: bit.ly/4q9EVmb
#comedy #standup #Brighton #funny #comedian #standupcomedy
Scaffolders have arrived.
Zero notice.
I have now heard the word 'BANTER' three times in 20 minutes outside my top floor windows.
These guys are killing me.
This is going to be a painful run-up to Christmas.
Zero notice.
I have now heard the word 'BANTER' three times in 20 minutes outside my top floor windows.
These guys are killing me.
This is going to be a painful run-up to Christmas.
December 15, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Scaffolders have arrived.
Zero notice.
I have now heard the word 'BANTER' three times in 20 minutes outside my top floor windows.
These guys are killing me.
This is going to be a painful run-up to Christmas.
Zero notice.
I have now heard the word 'BANTER' three times in 20 minutes outside my top floor windows.
These guys are killing me.
This is going to be a painful run-up to Christmas.
Repeat after me:
PRAM joggers are c**ts.
PRAM joggers are c**ts.
December 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Repeat after me:
PRAM joggers are c**ts.
PRAM joggers are c**ts.
Two hours of sleep, if that.
Not the best start to a week.
Knackered.
Or as my Spanish dad used to pronounce it, 'naked'.
Not the best start to a week.
Knackered.
Or as my Spanish dad used to pronounce it, 'naked'.
December 15, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Two hours of sleep, if that.
Not the best start to a week.
Knackered.
Or as my Spanish dad used to pronounce it, 'naked'.
Not the best start to a week.
Knackered.
Or as my Spanish dad used to pronounce it, 'naked'.
22:20hrs
Wiped glasses ✓
Mouth retainer in ✓
Met up with friends x
Swore at my pizza ✓
Liverpool won ✓
Porridge ✓
Writing x
Coffee x
Muttering x
Wiped glasses ✓
Mouth retainer in ✓
Met up with friends x
Swore at my pizza ✓
Liverpool won ✓
Porridge ✓
Writing x
Coffee x
Muttering x
December 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
22:20hrs
Wiped glasses ✓
Mouth retainer in ✓
Met up with friends x
Swore at my pizza ✓
Liverpool won ✓
Porridge ✓
Writing x
Coffee x
Muttering x
Wiped glasses ✓
Mouth retainer in ✓
Met up with friends x
Swore at my pizza ✓
Liverpool won ✓
Porridge ✓
Writing x
Coffee x
Muttering x
Another bus finishing way before its usual final destination.
Bad enough passengers have to endure the usual regulating of the service, the very least #TFL could do is ensure the bus completes its route.
Bad enough passengers have to endure the usual regulating of the service, the very least #TFL could do is ensure the bus completes its route.
December 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Another bus finishing way before its usual final destination.
Bad enough passengers have to endure the usual regulating of the service, the very least #TFL could do is ensure the bus completes its route.
Bad enough passengers have to endure the usual regulating of the service, the very least #TFL could do is ensure the bus completes its route.
People who've eaten garlic should have to travel on special garlic-only buses.
December 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
People who've eaten garlic should have to travel on special garlic-only buses.
22:14hrs
Post-gig oats imminent.
Post-gig oats imminent.
December 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
22:14hrs
Post-gig oats imminent.
Post-gig oats imminent.
NEW
Today's post on my #substack
'The Yoga mat quandary'
Read and subscribe @ bit.ly/4iR8Z3w
#writing #substacknewsletter #yoga #comedy #writer
Today's post on my #substack
'The Yoga mat quandary'
Read and subscribe @ bit.ly/4iR8Z3w
#writing #substacknewsletter #yoga #comedy #writer
The Yoga mat quandary
And the cat/cow stretch nailed, finally
bit.ly
December 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
NEW
Today's post on my #substack
'The Yoga mat quandary'
Read and subscribe @ bit.ly/4iR8Z3w
#writing #substacknewsletter #yoga #comedy #writer
Today's post on my #substack
'The Yoga mat quandary'
Read and subscribe @ bit.ly/4iR8Z3w
#writing #substacknewsletter #yoga #comedy #writer
NEW on my #substack
Another chance to listen to 'The Café Chronicles Bumper Christmas Annual', the 2018 Christmas Eve show I did for @resonancefm.bsky.social.
Listen/subscribe via bit.ly/4503wl9
#comedy #coffee #writing #radio #podcast #podcasts
Another chance to listen to 'The Café Chronicles Bumper Christmas Annual', the 2018 Christmas Eve show I did for @resonancefm.bsky.social.
Listen/subscribe via bit.ly/4503wl9
#comedy #coffee #writing #radio #podcast #podcasts
The Café Chronicles Bumper Christmas Annual
Resonance FM
bit.ly
December 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
NEW on my #substack
Another chance to listen to 'The Café Chronicles Bumper Christmas Annual', the 2018 Christmas Eve show I did for @resonancefm.bsky.social.
Listen/subscribe via bit.ly/4503wl9
#comedy #coffee #writing #radio #podcast #podcasts
Another chance to listen to 'The Café Chronicles Bumper Christmas Annual', the 2018 Christmas Eve show I did for @resonancefm.bsky.social.
Listen/subscribe via bit.ly/4503wl9
#comedy #coffee #writing #radio #podcast #podcasts
The latest instalment of my #subbuteo serial.
Read and subscribe via bit.ly/4iTqiRx
#memoir #writing #toys
Read and subscribe via bit.ly/4iTqiRx
#memoir #writing #toys
My Life in Subbuteo Team Numbers - A Memoir
Chapter 3 - Team Ref: 231
bit.ly
December 12, 2025 at 9:03 AM
The latest instalment of my #subbuteo serial.
Read and subscribe via bit.ly/4iTqiRx
#memoir #writing #toys
Read and subscribe via bit.ly/4iTqiRx
#memoir #writing #toys
08:10hrs
Indoor hat ✓
Meditation ✓
Mouth retainer ✓
Deep Heat* ✓
EXPLETIVES x
Muttering x
Decaf ✓
* Spray
Indoor hat ✓
Meditation ✓
Mouth retainer ✓
Deep Heat* ✓
EXPLETIVES x
Muttering x
Decaf ✓
* Spray
December 12, 2025 at 8:10 AM
08:10hrs
Indoor hat ✓
Meditation ✓
Mouth retainer ✓
Deep Heat* ✓
EXPLETIVES x
Muttering x
Decaf ✓
* Spray
Indoor hat ✓
Meditation ✓
Mouth retainer ✓
Deep Heat* ✓
EXPLETIVES x
Muttering x
Decaf ✓
* Spray
NEW
My Life in #Subbuteo Team Numbers - A Memoir
Chapter 3
Read and subscribe via bit.ly/4iTqiRx
#substack #writing #writingcommunity #toys #tablesoccer #life #memoir #comedy
My Life in #Subbuteo Team Numbers - A Memoir
Chapter 3
Read and subscribe via bit.ly/4iTqiRx
#substack #writing #writingcommunity #toys #tablesoccer #life #memoir #comedy
My Life in Subbuteo Team Numbers - A Memoir
Chapter 3 - Team Ref: 231
bit.ly
December 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
NEW
My Life in #Subbuteo Team Numbers - A Memoir
Chapter 3
Read and subscribe via bit.ly/4iTqiRx
#substack #writing #writingcommunity #toys #tablesoccer #life #memoir #comedy
My Life in #Subbuteo Team Numbers - A Memoir
Chapter 3
Read and subscribe via bit.ly/4iTqiRx
#substack #writing #writingcommunity #toys #tablesoccer #life #memoir #comedy
NEW on my #substack
Lukewarm coffee, with HAIR. Niche.
Read and subscribe @ bit.ly/4rRRdRW
#writing #writingcommunity #substacknewsletter #funny #comedy #coffee #life
Lukewarm coffee, with HAIR. Niche.
Read and subscribe @ bit.ly/4rRRdRW
#writing #writingcommunity #substacknewsletter #funny #comedy #coffee #life
Lukewarm coffee, with HAIR. Niche.
Thursday 11th December 2025
bit.ly
December 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
NEW on my #substack
Lukewarm coffee, with HAIR. Niche.
Read and subscribe @ bit.ly/4rRRdRW
#writing #writingcommunity #substacknewsletter #funny #comedy #coffee #life
Lukewarm coffee, with HAIR. Niche.
Read and subscribe @ bit.ly/4rRRdRW
#writing #writingcommunity #substacknewsletter #funny #comedy #coffee #life
My site is back up and running under the new domain danieltizon.com
Find all my work there.
Gig list will be updated in the coming days.
#writer #standupcomedy
Find all my work there.
Gig list will be updated in the coming days.
#writer #standupcomedy
December 11, 2025 at 9:58 AM
My site is back up and running under the new domain danieltizon.com
Find all my work there.
Gig list will be updated in the coming days.
#writer #standupcomedy
Find all my work there.
Gig list will be updated in the coming days.
#writer #standupcomedy
December 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I couldn't have lived before the 1959 Housing Act which provided funds to add indoor plumbing and helped bring to an end the outside privy. Or in the time of mass-sandals wearing, OR before the wider uptake of trousers amongst western men from the early 19th century onwards.
THIS IS MY TIME NOW.
THIS IS MY TIME NOW.
December 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I couldn't have lived before the 1959 Housing Act which provided funds to add indoor plumbing and helped bring to an end the outside privy. Or in the time of mass-sandals wearing, OR before the wider uptake of trousers amongst western men from the early 19th century onwards.
THIS IS MY TIME NOW.
THIS IS MY TIME NOW.
If there is an AFTERLIFE, I fear there won't be anything up there to match the post-gig oats.
December 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
If there is an AFTERLIFE, I fear there won't be anything up there to match the post-gig oats.
Zero rapport with the new Barista.
Another lukewarm coffee arrives.
Plus lots of long hair on the too short for the tall glass spoon.
Another lukewarm coffee arrives.
Plus lots of long hair on the too short for the tall glass spoon.
December 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Zero rapport with the new Barista.
Another lukewarm coffee arrives.
Plus lots of long hair on the too short for the tall glass spoon.
Another lukewarm coffee arrives.
Plus lots of long hair on the too short for the tall glass spoon.
Massive bugbear of mine is when you buy a coffee and it's warm.
I want my coffee hot.
I want it so hot, my tongue is smarting.
I asked for a side jug of hot milk.
Even this was warm.
This was meant to be the highlight of my day.
This will all be mentioned when I order the second latte.
I want my coffee hot.
I want it so hot, my tongue is smarting.
I asked for a side jug of hot milk.
Even this was warm.
This was meant to be the highlight of my day.
This will all be mentioned when I order the second latte.
December 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Massive bugbear of mine is when you buy a coffee and it's warm.
I want my coffee hot.
I want it so hot, my tongue is smarting.
I asked for a side jug of hot milk.
Even this was warm.
This was meant to be the highlight of my day.
This will all be mentioned when I order the second latte.
I want my coffee hot.
I want it so hot, my tongue is smarting.
I asked for a side jug of hot milk.
Even this was warm.
This was meant to be the highlight of my day.
This will all be mentioned when I order the second latte.
NEW
On my #substack
Unconvinced by the Cucumber
Read and subscribe @ bit.ly/44hsuwm
#writing #writer #substacknewsletter #life
On my #substack
Unconvinced by the Cucumber
Read and subscribe @ bit.ly/44hsuwm
#writing #writer #substacknewsletter #life
Unconvinced by the Cucumber
Wednesday 10th December 2025
bit.ly
December 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
NEW
On my #substack
Unconvinced by the Cucumber
Read and subscribe @ bit.ly/44hsuwm
#writing #writer #substacknewsletter #life
On my #substack
Unconvinced by the Cucumber
Read and subscribe @ bit.ly/44hsuwm
#writing #writer #substacknewsletter #life
08:58hrs
Mouth retainer ✓
Meditation ✓
Breakfast x
EXPLETIVES ✓
Indoor hat ✓
Deep Heat* ✓
Pouting x
*Spray
Mouth retainer ✓
Meditation ✓
Breakfast x
EXPLETIVES ✓
Indoor hat ✓
Deep Heat* ✓
Pouting x
*Spray
December 10, 2025 at 8:58 AM
08:58hrs
Mouth retainer ✓
Meditation ✓
Breakfast x
EXPLETIVES ✓
Indoor hat ✓
Deep Heat* ✓
Pouting x
*Spray
Mouth retainer ✓
Meditation ✓
Breakfast x
EXPLETIVES ✓
Indoor hat ✓
Deep Heat* ✓
Pouting x
*Spray
Reposted by Daniel Tizon
NEW on #substack
My Life in #Subbteo Team Numbers - A Memoir.
Part 2
Read and subscribe via bit.ly/4iOtQ7R
#writing #tablesoccer #memoir #comedy #funny #writer #writingcommunity
My Life in #Subbteo Team Numbers - A Memoir.
Part 2
Read and subscribe via bit.ly/4iOtQ7R
#writing #tablesoccer #memoir #comedy #funny #writer #writingcommunity
My Life in Subbuteo Team Numbers
A Memoir
bit.ly
December 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
NEW on #substack
My Life in #Subbteo Team Numbers - A Memoir.
Part 2
Read and subscribe via bit.ly/4iOtQ7R
#writing #tablesoccer #memoir #comedy #funny #writer #writingcommunity
My Life in #Subbteo Team Numbers - A Memoir.
Part 2
Read and subscribe via bit.ly/4iOtQ7R
#writing #tablesoccer #memoir #comedy #funny #writer #writingcommunity
Reposted by Daniel Tizon
It's #buyastrangerabook day tomorrow.
You may call it Wednesday.
I'm going to give out loads of free books and also encourage you to give out free books too.
Can we make it a big old Christmas Special please?
www.biggreenbookshop.com/stuff-you-mi...
You may call it Wednesday.
I'm going to give out loads of free books and also encourage you to give out free books too.
Can we make it a big old Christmas Special please?
www.biggreenbookshop.com/stuff-you-mi...
Buy A Stranger A Book. #buyastrangerabook - Stuff you might like... - Big Green Bookshop. @biggreenbooks on Twitter. Cheese fan. My Mum says hi.
The Big Green Bookshop an independent online bookshop in selling awesome titles by awesome authors to awesome people
www.biggreenbookshop.com
December 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
It's #buyastrangerabook day tomorrow.
You may call it Wednesday.
I'm going to give out loads of free books and also encourage you to give out free books too.
Can we make it a big old Christmas Special please?
www.biggreenbookshop.com/stuff-you-mi...
You may call it Wednesday.
I'm going to give out loads of free books and also encourage you to give out free books too.
Can we make it a big old Christmas Special please?
www.biggreenbookshop.com/stuff-you-mi...