Daniel Tizon
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Daniel Tizon
@1607westegg.bsky.social
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Writer-Comedian-Broadcaster. Never mastered dismounting from a moving bike. Not a 'Dan'. linktr.ee/1607WestEgg
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Ep 1. Daniel Ruiz Tizon’s Advent Calendar.
Can one man find Christmas again?
Listen:
@holdfastnetwork bit.ly/3msdOCz
#ApplePodcasts bit.ly/49eighk
And this year, also via
#Spotify bit.ly/3VkpvPc
Retweets/reposts appreciated.
Thank you.
#podcasts #adventcalendar #Christmas #podcast #podcasts
Saturday 1st November, appearing at Hampstead Comedy Club

Tickets: bit.ly/48U84wv
Starts: 8pm

The Camden Head
100 Camden High Street
London NW1 0LU
#comedy #standup #standupcomedy #camden #funny
Identify the
cheese. Remove the cheese. No more
funk. Breathe easily.

#haiku #haikuchallenge #humour #haikupoem #poetry #haikupoetry
For my writing and details of my upcoming gigs, you can subscribe to my #substack at
danieltizon.substack.com
#writing #comedy #standup
Thurs 30th October, appearing at Downstairs at the King's Head.
Starts 8.30pm

#comedy #crouchend #standup #comedian #funny #standupcomedy
Conversations that
overstay their welcome, like
milk no longer fresh.
#haikuchallenge #Haiku #Haikupoem
Some au fresco, pre-writing class writing.
Six layers on.
Long Johns and double-socked.
#writing
Appearing at the Albany Deptford Tues 28th October.
Tickets: bit.ly/48KBe0X #comedy #standupcomedy #funny #standup
Reposted by Daniel Tizon
If intercoursing,
don't keep pictures of your dead
mum by your bedside.

#haiku #haikupoem #poem #comedian
If intercoursing,
don't keep pictures of your dead
mum by your bedside.

#haiku #haikupoem #poem #comedian
October 2025.
Forgot to put the clocks back.
Windows 10 support
has ended. No more updates.
Damn Microsoft’s greed.
#haiku #haikupoetry
17:22hrs
Pre-gig coffee.
Through a (glass) straw.
Today's #haiku
A tripp trapp high chair
delivery confirms my
neighbours do have sex.

#haiku #haikupoetry
A tripp trapp high chair
delivery confirms my
neighbours do have sex.

#haiku #haikupoetry
09:06hrs
Wearing 7 layers.
Indoors.
01:03hrs
Post-gig porridge.
The irony of doing a Yoga class to help you escape modern life for a couple of hours, but during the break, the centre make you scan a QR code and do a survey on your phone.
What have we done to this world?
How is this normal?
A unique slapstickesque experience yesterday.
My very tall and dodgy ladder came apart like a pair of scissors.
With me on it.
I didn't fall off it.
I fell with it.
The hinges failed, causing the two sides to fold outward unexpectedly.
A heavily bruised body this morning.
Saturday 25th October, appearing at The Funny Side

Tara Theatre
8pm
356 Garratt Lane
Earlsfield, London
SW18 4ES
Tickets bit.ly/42U8Q8V

#comedy #standupcomedy #comedian #standup