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Daniel Tizon

@1607westegg.bsky.social

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Writer-Comedian-Broadcaster. Never mastered dismounting from a moving bike. Not a 'Dan'. linktr.ee/1607WestEgg

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Daniel Tizon @1607westegg.bsky.social · Dec 1

Out now.
Ep 1. Daniel Ruiz Tizon’s Advent Calendar.
Can one man find Christmas again?
Listen:
@holdfastnetwork bit.ly/3msdOCz
#ApplePodcasts bit.ly/49eighk
And this year, also via
#Spotify bit.ly/3VkpvPc
Retweets/reposts appreciated.
Thank you.
#podcasts #adventcalendar #Christmas #podcast #podcasts

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Daniel Tizon @1607westegg.bsky.social · 5h

Saturday 1st November, appearing at Hampstead Comedy Club

Tickets: bit.ly/48U84wv
Starts: 8pm

The Camden Head
100 Camden High Street
London NW1 0LU
#comedy #standup #standupcomedy #camden #funny

Daniel Tizon @1607westegg.bsky.social · 12h

Identify the
cheese. Remove the cheese. No more
funk. Breathe easily.

#haiku #haikuchallenge #humour #haikupoem #poetry #haikupoetry

Daniel Tizon @1607westegg.bsky.social · 1d

For my writing and details of my upcoming gigs, you can subscribe to my #substack at
danieltizon.substack.com
#writing #comedy #standup

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Daniel Tizon @1607westegg.bsky.social · 1d

Thurs 30th October, appearing at Downstairs at the King's Head.
Starts 8.30pm

#comedy #crouchend #standup #comedian #funny #standupcomedy

Daniel Tizon @1607westegg.bsky.social · 1d

Tonight, appearing here.
The Malt Shovel, #Dartford
#comedy #StandUpComedy #funny #comedian

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Daniel Tizon @1607westegg.bsky.social · 1d

I've made 5 friends since 1995...
Today's #substack post.
#writing #writercommunity #substacknewsletter

Daniel Tizon @1607westegg.bsky.social · 2d

NEW on my #substack
How on earth do you make 134 friends?
Read and please subscribe @ bit.ly/4hBgtXU
#writing #funny #humour

How on earth do you make 134 friends?

Embarrassingly low funeral turnout a growing concern

bit.ly

Daniel Tizon @1607westegg.bsky.social · 2d

NEW on my #substack
How on earth do you make 134 friends?
Read and please subscribe @ bit.ly/4hBgtXU
#writing #funny #humour

How on earth do you make 134 friends?

Embarrassingly low funeral turnout a growing concern

bit.ly

Daniel Tizon @1607westegg.bsky.social · 2d

Conversations that
overstay their welcome, like
milk no longer fresh.
#haikuchallenge #Haiku #Haikupoem

Daniel Tizon @1607westegg.bsky.social · 3d

Some au fresco, pre-writing class writing.
Six layers on.
Long Johns and double-socked.
#writing

Daniel Tizon @1607westegg.bsky.social · 3d

Appearing at the Albany Deptford Tues 28th October.
Tickets: bit.ly/48KBe0X #comedy #standupcomedy #funny #standup

Reposted by Daniel Tizon

Daniel Tizon @1607westegg.bsky.social · 4d

If intercoursing,
don't keep pictures of your dead
mum by your bedside.

#haiku #haikupoem #poem #comedian

Daniel Tizon @1607westegg.bsky.social · 4d

#comedy #standupcomedy #comedian #funny #standup

Daniel Tizon @1607westegg.bsky.social · 4d

If intercoursing,
don't keep pictures of your dead
mum by your bedside.

#haiku #haikupoem #poem #comedian

Daniel Tizon @1607westegg.bsky.social · 4d

29th Oct, #dartford
Tickets: maltshovelda1.co.uk/whatson.php
#comedy #standupcomedy

Daniel Tizon @1607westegg.bsky.social · 4d

October 2025.
Forgot to put the clocks back.

Daniel Tizon @1607westegg.bsky.social · 5d

Windows 10 support
has ended. No more updates.
Damn Microsoft’s greed.
#haiku #haikupoetry

Daniel Tizon @1607westegg.bsky.social · 5d

17:22hrs
Pre-gig coffee.
Through a (glass) straw.

Daniel Tizon @1607westegg.bsky.social · 5d

Today's #haiku

Daniel Tizon @1607westegg.bsky.social · 6d

A tripp trapp high chair
delivery confirms my
neighbours do have sex.

#haiku #haikupoetry

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Daniel Tizon @1607westegg.bsky.social · 6d

A tripp trapp high chair
delivery confirms my
neighbours do have sex.

#haiku #haikupoetry

Daniel Tizon @1607westegg.bsky.social · 6d

09:06hrs
Wearing 7 layers.
Indoors.

Daniel Tizon @1607westegg.bsky.social · 7d

#Haiku

Daniel Tizon @1607westegg.bsky.social · 7d

01:03hrs
Post-gig porridge.

Daniel Tizon @1607westegg.bsky.social · 8d

The irony of doing a Yoga class to help you escape modern life for a couple of hours, but during the break, the centre make you scan a QR code and do a survey on your phone.
What have we done to this world?
How is this normal?

Daniel Tizon @1607westegg.bsky.social · 8d

A unique slapstickesque experience yesterday.
My very tall and dodgy ladder came apart like a pair of scissors.
With me on it.
I didn't fall off it.
I fell with it.
The hinges failed, causing the two sides to fold outward unexpectedly.
A heavily bruised body this morning.

Daniel Tizon @1607westegg.bsky.social · 8d

Saturday 25th October, appearing at The Funny Side

Tara Theatre
8pm
356 Garratt Lane
Earlsfield, London
SW18 4ES
Tickets bit.ly/42U8Q8V

#comedy #standupcomedy #comedian #standup