Daniel Tizon
1607westegg.bsky.social
Daniel Tizon
@1607westegg.bsky.social
Writer-Comedian-Broadcaster.
Never mastered dismounting from a moving bike.
Not a 'Dan'.
linktr.ee/1607WestEgg
Pinned
Out now.
Ep 1. Daniel Ruiz Tizon’s Advent Calendar.
Can one man find Christmas again?
Listen:
@holdfastnetwork bit.ly/3msdOCz
#ApplePodcasts bit.ly/49eighk
And this year, also via
#Spotify bit.ly/3VkpvPc
Retweets/reposts appreciated.
Thank you.
#podcasts #adventcalendar #Christmas #podcast #podcasts
NEW on my #substack
Lukewarm coffee, with HAIR. Niche.
Read and subscribe @ bit.ly/4rRRdRW
#writing #writingcommunity #substacknewsletter #funny #comedy #coffee #life
Lukewarm coffee, with HAIR. Niche.
Thursday 11th December 2025
bit.ly
December 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
My site is back up and running under the new domain danieltizon.com
Find all my work there.
Gig list will be updated in the coming days.
#writer #standupcomedy
December 11, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Today's #substack post.
Read and subscribe @ bit.ly/44hsuwm
December 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I couldn't have lived before the 1959 Housing Act which provided funds to add indoor plumbing and helped bring to an end the outside privy. Or in the time of mass-sandals wearing, OR before the wider uptake of trousers amongst western men from the early 19th century onwards.

THIS IS MY TIME NOW.
December 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
If there is an AFTERLIFE, I fear there won't be anything up there to match the post-gig oats.
December 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Zero rapport with the new Barista.
Another lukewarm coffee arrives.
Plus lots of long hair on the too short for the tall glass spoon.
December 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Massive bugbear of mine is when you buy a coffee and it's warm.
I want my coffee hot.
I want it so hot, my tongue is smarting.
I asked for a side jug of hot milk.
Even this was warm.
This was meant to be the highlight of my day.
This will all be mentioned when I order the second latte.
December 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
NEW
On my #substack
Unconvinced by the Cucumber
Read and subscribe @ bit.ly/44hsuwm
#writing #writer #substacknewsletter #life
Unconvinced by the Cucumber
Wednesday 10th December 2025
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December 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
08:58hrs
Mouth retainer ✓
Meditation ✓
Breakfast x
EXPLETIVES ✓
Indoor hat ✓
Deep Heat* ✓
Pouting x

*Spray
December 10, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Reposted by Daniel Tizon
NEW on #substack
My Life in #Subbteo Team Numbers - A Memoir.
Part 2
Read and subscribe via bit.ly/4iOtQ7R
#writing #tablesoccer #memoir #comedy #funny #writer #writingcommunity
My Life in Subbuteo Team Numbers
A Memoir
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December 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Reposted by Daniel Tizon
It's #buyastrangerabook day tomorrow.

You may call it Wednesday.

I'm going to give out loads of free books and also encourage you to give out free books too.

Can we make it a big old Christmas Special please?

www.biggreenbookshop.com/stuff-you-mi...
Buy A Stranger A Book. #buyastrangerabook - Stuff you might like... - Big Green Bookshop. @biggreenbooks on Twitter. Cheese fan. My Mum says hi.
The Big Green Bookshop an independent online bookshop in selling awesome titles by awesome authors to awesome people
www.biggreenbookshop.com
December 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Reposted by Daniel Tizon
Part 2 is out.
A potted, dark comic memoir of devastating and abrupt losses, peaks, colourful 00 scale nostalgia and of the links, some preternatural, between those #Subbuteo numbers and pivotal moments of my life as they intersect and collide with one another.
Read/subscribe via bit.ly/4iOtQ7R
My Life in Subbuteo Team Numbers
A Memoir
bit.ly
December 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Reposted by Daniel Tizon
Out now.
Ep 1. Daniel Ruiz Tizon’s Advent Calendar.
Can one man find Christmas again?
Listen:
@holdfastnetwork bit.ly/3msdOCz
#ApplePodcasts bit.ly/49eighk
And this year, also via
#Spotify bit.ly/3VkpvPc
Retweets/reposts appreciated.
Thank you.
#podcasts #adventcalendar #Christmas #podcast #podcasts
December 1, 2024 at 11:24 AM
Part 2 is out.
A potted, dark comic memoir of devastating and abrupt losses, peaks, colourful 00 scale nostalgia and of the links, some preternatural, between those #Subbuteo numbers and pivotal moments of my life as they intersect and collide with one another.
Read/subscribe via bit.ly/4iOtQ7R
My Life in Subbuteo Team Numbers
A Memoir
bit.ly
December 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
NEW on #substack
My Life in #Subbteo Team Numbers - A Memoir.
Part 2
Read and subscribe via bit.ly/4iOtQ7R
#writing #tablesoccer #memoir #comedy #funny #writer #writingcommunity
My Life in Subbuteo Team Numbers
A Memoir
bit.ly
December 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
December 9, 2025 at 11:43 AM
23:21hrs
The post-gig porridge.
I've had better.
December 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The Horror.
My local shop has today transitioned into a Londis store.
Anticipating price rises and limited windows on best by dates.
December 8, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Writing out the only Christmas card I feel obliged to send out, and doing so begrudgingly, it has to be said.
#Christmas
December 8, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Monday 8th December
Appearing at Monday Club Comedy @
Museum of Comedy, Bloomsbury.
Doors 6.30pm
#comedy #funny #standup #standupcomedy #comedian #haha #bloomsbury
December 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I'd put my money on a #writer living here.
December 7, 2025 at 12:14 PM
A potted, dark comic memoir of devastating and abrupt losses, peaks, colourful 00 scale nostalgia and of the links, some preternatural, others less so, between those Subbuteo numbers and pivotal moments of my life as they intersect and collide with one another.
#subbuteo #memoir #comedy #writing
December 7, 2025 at 11:00 AM
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Every Picture...
Saturday 6th December 2025
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December 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
22:23hrs
Nordic socks ✓
Mouth retainer ✓
Hat ✓
Radio x
Vagus Nerve Reset ✓
Muttering* ✓
Book ✓

* New York accent
December 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM