Daniel Tizon
@1607westegg.bsky.social
Writer-Comedian-Broadcaster.
Never mastered dismounting from a moving bike.
Not a 'Dan'.
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Never mastered dismounting from a moving bike.
Not a 'Dan'.
linktr.ee/1607WestEgg
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Daniel Tizon
@1607westegg.bsky.social
· Dec 1
Out now.
Ep 1. Daniel Ruiz Tizon’s Advent Calendar.
Can one man find Christmas again?
Listen:
@holdfastnetwork bit.ly/3msdOCz
#ApplePodcasts bit.ly/49eighk
And this year, also via
#Spotify bit.ly/3VkpvPc
Retweets/reposts appreciated.
Thank you.
#podcasts #adventcalendar #Christmas #podcast #podcasts
Ep 1. Daniel Ruiz Tizon’s Advent Calendar.
Can one man find Christmas again?
Listen:
@holdfastnetwork bit.ly/3msdOCz
#ApplePodcasts bit.ly/49eighk
And this year, also via
#Spotify bit.ly/3VkpvPc
Retweets/reposts appreciated.
Thank you.
#podcasts #adventcalendar #Christmas #podcast #podcasts
NEW on my #substack
Lukewarm coffee, with HAIR. Niche.
Read and subscribe @ bit.ly/4rRRdRW
#writing #writingcommunity #substacknewsletter #funny #comedy #coffee #life
Lukewarm coffee, with HAIR. Niche.
Read and subscribe @ bit.ly/4rRRdRW
#writing #writingcommunity #substacknewsletter #funny #comedy #coffee #life
Lukewarm coffee, with HAIR. Niche.
Thursday 11th December 2025
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December 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
NEW on my #substack
Lukewarm coffee, with HAIR. Niche.
Read and subscribe @ bit.ly/4rRRdRW
#writing #writingcommunity #substacknewsletter #funny #comedy #coffee #life
Lukewarm coffee, with HAIR. Niche.
Read and subscribe @ bit.ly/4rRRdRW
#writing #writingcommunity #substacknewsletter #funny #comedy #coffee #life
My site is back up and running under the new domain danieltizon.com
Find all my work there.
Gig list will be updated in the coming days.
#writer #standupcomedy
Find all my work there.
Gig list will be updated in the coming days.
#writer #standupcomedy
December 11, 2025 at 9:58 AM
My site is back up and running under the new domain danieltizon.com
Find all my work there.
Gig list will be updated in the coming days.
#writer #standupcomedy
Find all my work there.
Gig list will be updated in the coming days.
#writer #standupcomedy
December 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I couldn't have lived before the 1959 Housing Act which provided funds to add indoor plumbing and helped bring to an end the outside privy. Or in the time of mass-sandals wearing, OR before the wider uptake of trousers amongst western men from the early 19th century onwards.
THIS IS MY TIME NOW.
THIS IS MY TIME NOW.
December 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I couldn't have lived before the 1959 Housing Act which provided funds to add indoor plumbing and helped bring to an end the outside privy. Or in the time of mass-sandals wearing, OR before the wider uptake of trousers amongst western men from the early 19th century onwards.
THIS IS MY TIME NOW.
THIS IS MY TIME NOW.
If there is an AFTERLIFE, I fear there won't be anything up there to match the post-gig oats.
December 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
If there is an AFTERLIFE, I fear there won't be anything up there to match the post-gig oats.
Zero rapport with the new Barista.
Another lukewarm coffee arrives.
Plus lots of long hair on the too short for the tall glass spoon.
Another lukewarm coffee arrives.
Plus lots of long hair on the too short for the tall glass spoon.
December 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Zero rapport with the new Barista.
Another lukewarm coffee arrives.
Plus lots of long hair on the too short for the tall glass spoon.
Another lukewarm coffee arrives.
Plus lots of long hair on the too short for the tall glass spoon.
Massive bugbear of mine is when you buy a coffee and it's warm.
I want my coffee hot.
I want it so hot, my tongue is smarting.
I asked for a side jug of hot milk.
Even this was warm.
This was meant to be the highlight of my day.
This will all be mentioned when I order the second latte.
I want my coffee hot.
I want it so hot, my tongue is smarting.
I asked for a side jug of hot milk.
Even this was warm.
This was meant to be the highlight of my day.
This will all be mentioned when I order the second latte.
December 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Massive bugbear of mine is when you buy a coffee and it's warm.
I want my coffee hot.
I want it so hot, my tongue is smarting.
I asked for a side jug of hot milk.
Even this was warm.
This was meant to be the highlight of my day.
This will all be mentioned when I order the second latte.
I want my coffee hot.
I want it so hot, my tongue is smarting.
I asked for a side jug of hot milk.
Even this was warm.
This was meant to be the highlight of my day.
This will all be mentioned when I order the second latte.
NEW
On my #substack
Unconvinced by the Cucumber
Read and subscribe @ bit.ly/44hsuwm
#writing #writer #substacknewsletter #life
On my #substack
Unconvinced by the Cucumber
Read and subscribe @ bit.ly/44hsuwm
#writing #writer #substacknewsletter #life
Unconvinced by the Cucumber
Wednesday 10th December 2025
bit.ly
December 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
NEW
On my #substack
Unconvinced by the Cucumber
Read and subscribe @ bit.ly/44hsuwm
#writing #writer #substacknewsletter #life
On my #substack
Unconvinced by the Cucumber
Read and subscribe @ bit.ly/44hsuwm
#writing #writer #substacknewsletter #life
08:58hrs
Mouth retainer ✓
Meditation ✓
Breakfast x
EXPLETIVES ✓
Indoor hat ✓
Deep Heat* ✓
Pouting x
*Spray
Mouth retainer ✓
Meditation ✓
Breakfast x
EXPLETIVES ✓
Indoor hat ✓
Deep Heat* ✓
Pouting x
*Spray
December 10, 2025 at 8:58 AM
08:58hrs
Mouth retainer ✓
Meditation ✓
Breakfast x
EXPLETIVES ✓
Indoor hat ✓
Deep Heat* ✓
Pouting x
*Spray
Mouth retainer ✓
Meditation ✓
Breakfast x
EXPLETIVES ✓
Indoor hat ✓
Deep Heat* ✓
Pouting x
*Spray
Reposted by Daniel Tizon
NEW on #substack
My Life in #Subbteo Team Numbers - A Memoir.
Part 2
Read and subscribe via bit.ly/4iOtQ7R
#writing #tablesoccer #memoir #comedy #funny #writer #writingcommunity
My Life in #Subbteo Team Numbers - A Memoir.
Part 2
Read and subscribe via bit.ly/4iOtQ7R
#writing #tablesoccer #memoir #comedy #funny #writer #writingcommunity
My Life in Subbuteo Team Numbers
A Memoir
bit.ly
December 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
NEW on #substack
My Life in #Subbteo Team Numbers - A Memoir.
Part 2
Read and subscribe via bit.ly/4iOtQ7R
#writing #tablesoccer #memoir #comedy #funny #writer #writingcommunity
My Life in #Subbteo Team Numbers - A Memoir.
Part 2
Read and subscribe via bit.ly/4iOtQ7R
#writing #tablesoccer #memoir #comedy #funny #writer #writingcommunity
Reposted by Daniel Tizon
It's #buyastrangerabook day tomorrow.
You may call it Wednesday.
I'm going to give out loads of free books and also encourage you to give out free books too.
Can we make it a big old Christmas Special please?
www.biggreenbookshop.com/stuff-you-mi...
You may call it Wednesday.
I'm going to give out loads of free books and also encourage you to give out free books too.
Can we make it a big old Christmas Special please?
www.biggreenbookshop.com/stuff-you-mi...
Buy A Stranger A Book. #buyastrangerabook - Stuff you might like... - Big Green Bookshop. @biggreenbooks on Twitter. Cheese fan. My Mum says hi.
The Big Green Bookshop an independent online bookshop in selling awesome titles by awesome authors to awesome people
www.biggreenbookshop.com
December 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
It's #buyastrangerabook day tomorrow.
You may call it Wednesday.
I'm going to give out loads of free books and also encourage you to give out free books too.
Can we make it a big old Christmas Special please?
www.biggreenbookshop.com/stuff-you-mi...
You may call it Wednesday.
I'm going to give out loads of free books and also encourage you to give out free books too.
Can we make it a big old Christmas Special please?
www.biggreenbookshop.com/stuff-you-mi...
Reposted by Daniel Tizon
Part 2 is out.
A potted, dark comic memoir of devastating and abrupt losses, peaks, colourful 00 scale nostalgia and of the links, some preternatural, between those #Subbuteo numbers and pivotal moments of my life as they intersect and collide with one another.
Read/subscribe via bit.ly/4iOtQ7R
A potted, dark comic memoir of devastating and abrupt losses, peaks, colourful 00 scale nostalgia and of the links, some preternatural, between those #Subbuteo numbers and pivotal moments of my life as they intersect and collide with one another.
Read/subscribe via bit.ly/4iOtQ7R
My Life in Subbuteo Team Numbers
A Memoir
bit.ly
December 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Part 2 is out.
A potted, dark comic memoir of devastating and abrupt losses, peaks, colourful 00 scale nostalgia and of the links, some preternatural, between those #Subbuteo numbers and pivotal moments of my life as they intersect and collide with one another.
Read/subscribe via bit.ly/4iOtQ7R
A potted, dark comic memoir of devastating and abrupt losses, peaks, colourful 00 scale nostalgia and of the links, some preternatural, between those #Subbuteo numbers and pivotal moments of my life as they intersect and collide with one another.
Read/subscribe via bit.ly/4iOtQ7R
Reposted by Daniel Tizon
Out now.
Ep 1. Daniel Ruiz Tizon’s Advent Calendar.
Can one man find Christmas again?
Listen:
@holdfastnetwork bit.ly/3msdOCz
#ApplePodcasts bit.ly/49eighk
And this year, also via
#Spotify bit.ly/3VkpvPc
Retweets/reposts appreciated.
Thank you.
#podcasts #adventcalendar #Christmas #podcast #podcasts
Ep 1. Daniel Ruiz Tizon’s Advent Calendar.
Can one man find Christmas again?
Listen:
@holdfastnetwork bit.ly/3msdOCz
#ApplePodcasts bit.ly/49eighk
And this year, also via
#Spotify bit.ly/3VkpvPc
Retweets/reposts appreciated.
Thank you.
#podcasts #adventcalendar #Christmas #podcast #podcasts
December 1, 2024 at 11:24 AM
Out now.
Ep 1. Daniel Ruiz Tizon’s Advent Calendar.
Can one man find Christmas again?
Listen:
@holdfastnetwork bit.ly/3msdOCz
#ApplePodcasts bit.ly/49eighk
And this year, also via
#Spotify bit.ly/3VkpvPc
Retweets/reposts appreciated.
Thank you.
#podcasts #adventcalendar #Christmas #podcast #podcasts
Ep 1. Daniel Ruiz Tizon’s Advent Calendar.
Can one man find Christmas again?
Listen:
@holdfastnetwork bit.ly/3msdOCz
#ApplePodcasts bit.ly/49eighk
And this year, also via
#Spotify bit.ly/3VkpvPc
Retweets/reposts appreciated.
Thank you.
#podcasts #adventcalendar #Christmas #podcast #podcasts
Part 2 is out.
A potted, dark comic memoir of devastating and abrupt losses, peaks, colourful 00 scale nostalgia and of the links, some preternatural, between those #Subbuteo numbers and pivotal moments of my life as they intersect and collide with one another.
Read/subscribe via bit.ly/4iOtQ7R
A potted, dark comic memoir of devastating and abrupt losses, peaks, colourful 00 scale nostalgia and of the links, some preternatural, between those #Subbuteo numbers and pivotal moments of my life as they intersect and collide with one another.
Read/subscribe via bit.ly/4iOtQ7R
My Life in Subbuteo Team Numbers
A Memoir
bit.ly
December 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Part 2 is out.
A potted, dark comic memoir of devastating and abrupt losses, peaks, colourful 00 scale nostalgia and of the links, some preternatural, between those #Subbuteo numbers and pivotal moments of my life as they intersect and collide with one another.
Read/subscribe via bit.ly/4iOtQ7R
A potted, dark comic memoir of devastating and abrupt losses, peaks, colourful 00 scale nostalgia and of the links, some preternatural, between those #Subbuteo numbers and pivotal moments of my life as they intersect and collide with one another.
Read/subscribe via bit.ly/4iOtQ7R
NEW on #substack
My Life in #Subbteo Team Numbers - A Memoir.
Part 2
Read and subscribe via bit.ly/4iOtQ7R
#writing #tablesoccer #memoir #comedy #funny #writer #writingcommunity
My Life in #Subbteo Team Numbers - A Memoir.
Part 2
Read and subscribe via bit.ly/4iOtQ7R
#writing #tablesoccer #memoir #comedy #funny #writer #writingcommunity
My Life in Subbuteo Team Numbers
A Memoir
bit.ly
December 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
NEW on #substack
My Life in #Subbteo Team Numbers - A Memoir.
Part 2
Read and subscribe via bit.ly/4iOtQ7R
#writing #tablesoccer #memoir #comedy #funny #writer #writingcommunity
My Life in #Subbteo Team Numbers - A Memoir.
Part 2
Read and subscribe via bit.ly/4iOtQ7R
#writing #tablesoccer #memoir #comedy #funny #writer #writingcommunity
December 9, 2025 at 11:43 AM
23:21hrs
The post-gig porridge.
I've had better.
The post-gig porridge.
I've had better.
December 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
23:21hrs
The post-gig porridge.
I've had better.
The post-gig porridge.
I've had better.
The Horror.
My local shop has today transitioned into a Londis store.
Anticipating price rises and limited windows on best by dates.
My local shop has today transitioned into a Londis store.
Anticipating price rises and limited windows on best by dates.
December 8, 2025 at 12:38 PM
The Horror.
My local shop has today transitioned into a Londis store.
Anticipating price rises and limited windows on best by dates.
My local shop has today transitioned into a Londis store.
Anticipating price rises and limited windows on best by dates.
Writing out the only Christmas card I feel obliged to send out, and doing so begrudgingly, it has to be said.
#Christmas
#Christmas
December 8, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Writing out the only Christmas card I feel obliged to send out, and doing so begrudgingly, it has to be said.
#Christmas
#Christmas
Monday 8th December
Appearing at Monday Club Comedy @
Museum of Comedy, Bloomsbury.
Doors 6.30pm
#comedy #funny #standup #standupcomedy #comedian #haha #bloomsbury
Appearing at Monday Club Comedy @
Museum of Comedy, Bloomsbury.
Doors 6.30pm
#comedy #funny #standup #standupcomedy #comedian #haha #bloomsbury
December 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Monday 8th December
Appearing at Monday Club Comedy @
Museum of Comedy, Bloomsbury.
Doors 6.30pm
#comedy #funny #standup #standupcomedy #comedian #haha #bloomsbury
Appearing at Monday Club Comedy @
Museum of Comedy, Bloomsbury.
Doors 6.30pm
#comedy #funny #standup #standupcomedy #comedian #haha #bloomsbury
A potted, dark comic memoir of devastating and abrupt losses, peaks, colourful 00 scale nostalgia and of the links, some preternatural, others less so, between those Subbuteo numbers and pivotal moments of my life as they intersect and collide with one another.
#subbuteo #memoir #comedy #writing
#subbuteo #memoir #comedy #writing
NEW on my #substack
My Life in #Subbuteo Team Numbers - A Memoir.
Part 1
Read and subscribe via bit.ly/48mNLHg
#substacknewsletter #football #tablesoccer #nostalgia #memoir #comedy #humour #writer #writing #writingcommunity
My Life in #Subbuteo Team Numbers - A Memoir.
Part 1
Read and subscribe via bit.ly/48mNLHg
#substacknewsletter #football #tablesoccer #nostalgia #memoir #comedy #humour #writer #writing #writingcommunity
December 7, 2025 at 11:00 AM
NEW on my #substack
My Life in #Subbuteo Team Numbers - A Memoir.
Part 1
Read and subscribe via bit.ly/48mNLHg
#substacknewsletter #football #tablesoccer #nostalgia #memoir #comedy #humour #writer #writing #writingcommunity
My Life in #Subbuteo Team Numbers - A Memoir.
Part 1
Read and subscribe via bit.ly/48mNLHg
#substacknewsletter #football #tablesoccer #nostalgia #memoir #comedy #humour #writer #writing #writingcommunity
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
NEW on my #substack
My Life in #Subbuteo Team Numbers - A Memoir.
Part 1
Read and subscribe via bit.ly/48mNLHg
#substacknewsletter #football #tablesoccer #nostalgia #memoir #comedy #humour #writer #writing #writingcommunity
My Life in #Subbuteo Team Numbers - A Memoir.
Part 1
Read and subscribe via bit.ly/48mNLHg
#substacknewsletter #football #tablesoccer #nostalgia #memoir #comedy #humour #writer #writing #writingcommunity
NEW on my #substack
'Every Picture'.
Read and subscribe @ bit.ly/4rxYLci
#writing #writer #memoir #funny #humour #substacknewsletter #writerlife
'Every Picture'.
Read and subscribe @ bit.ly/4rxYLci
#writing #writer #memoir #funny #humour #substacknewsletter #writerlife
Every Picture...
Saturday 6th December 2025
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December 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
NEW on my #substack
'Every Picture'.
Read and subscribe @ bit.ly/4rxYLci
#writing #writer #memoir #funny #humour #substacknewsletter #writerlife
'Every Picture'.
Read and subscribe @ bit.ly/4rxYLci
#writing #writer #memoir #funny #humour #substacknewsletter #writerlife
22:23hrs
Nordic socks ✓
Mouth retainer ✓
Hat ✓
Radio x
Vagus Nerve Reset ✓
Muttering* ✓
Book ✓
* New York accent
Nordic socks ✓
Mouth retainer ✓
Hat ✓
Radio x
Vagus Nerve Reset ✓
Muttering* ✓
Book ✓
* New York accent
December 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
22:23hrs
Nordic socks ✓
Mouth retainer ✓
Hat ✓
Radio x
Vagus Nerve Reset ✓
Muttering* ✓
Book ✓
* New York accent
Nordic socks ✓
Mouth retainer ✓
Hat ✓
Radio x
Vagus Nerve Reset ✓
Muttering* ✓
Book ✓
* New York accent