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dr. monster ⚕️ @zzzendica.bsky.social · Feb 8

the face of a girl who wants my white cheddar popcorn

beautiful orange cat with her front paws on my leg, staring at me pleadingly

she's sooooo cute

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dr. monster ⚕️ @zzzendica.bsky.social · 2h

(can you tell one of my favorite things is corrupting people with this song)

dr. monster ⚕️ @zzzendica.bsky.social · 2h

it's on Spotify too 🙂‍↕️

spotify.link/yf4g0G1ZvXb

Skeletor/beastman!

spotify.link

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dr. monster ⚕️ @zzzendica.bsky.social · 2h

prepare for some edgy vulgar early 00s weirdness

youtu.be/JsgGcPN0sZk

Gnarkill "Heman Beastman" by Bam Margera / Joe Frantz

YouTube video by JOEFRANTZfilms

youtu.be

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dr. monster ⚕️ @zzzendica.bsky.social · 3h

that song carved itself quite a hole in my brain decades ago and will never leave

gonna go listen again brb

dr. monster ⚕️ @zzzendica.bsky.social · 3h

😈

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dr. monster ⚕️ @zzzendica.bsky.social · 3h

in a perfect world he would be played by brandon dicamillo 😞

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ghoulevere @lizard-homunculus.bsky.social · 5h

controversial opinion but i dont think people should go to jail for objectively funny crimes, courtesy of tumblr user ultradracula

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dr. monster ⚕️ @zzzendica.bsky.social · 4h

solid idea, maybe there's a notoriously prolific rich engineer who can put up the cash & build it too, but he needs to personally verify the safety of it himself it's just the right thing to do

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Natalia Jagielska @nataliajagielska.bsky.social · 9h

Early stages of evolution of a flight patagia

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Jeremy Stanley @jeremydstanley.com · 6h

And are you married?
I was married, but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.

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dr. monster ⚕️ @zzzendica.bsky.social · 4h

you're right! how silly i was.... they should make more of these asap, billionaires deserve a nice trip to the titanic!!

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dr. monster ⚕️ @zzzendica.bsky.social · 14h

i think it reads as a poignant dark layered joke.
like either your dad has rejoined the universe and now he knows everything
or
that coming out is what killed him

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dr. monster ⚕️ @zzzendica.bsky.social · 14h

FREAK

dr. monster ⚕️ @zzzendica.bsky.social · 14h

FREAKY LITTLE SQUISH FREAK!!!!!!!

FREAK EYEBALL

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screaming queer cryptid 👁️🔥🎨 @nintala-scribble.bsky.social · Sep 4

Aiba 3D sculpt from last year but completely lost the file so here she is, forever T posing with the toe beans out LOL

I rough colored this then used clip studio to add more color pop~

#aitsf #3D #zbrush #doodle #art

three dimensional art of a hamster like translucent cyclopes creature. T Pose with all limbs stretch from body, opalescent body. the single eye is yellow and a diamond shape. a large red vein funs down their torso.

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screaming queer cryptid 👁️🔥🎨 @nintala-scribble.bsky.social · Aug 16

new print up!! ✨✨✨
www.inprnt.com/gallery/scri...

#fanart #kirby #art #weirdart #cartoon #digitalart #doodle

digital colorful doodle of Kirby, pink ball with wide mouth and black eyes, holding a winged gun in a realistic hand while the other hand is a nub, they also wear large red and white sneakers with a yellow star on the heal.

bright green text above and below that says "world is fuck, fight back"

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dr. monster ⚕️ @zzzendica.bsky.social · 14h

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dr. monster ⚕️ @zzzendica.bsky.social · 14h

i find peanut butter to be one of the most filling easy things to eat, if you like it. sometimes simple pb on toast is all i need to feel better (no crohns here, but hEDS with some IBS so i do get icky stomach now and then, and i struggle w/morning eating)