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Dogg when I tell you fuckin watch this Dogg watch this my brov watch this YouTube video my sweet boy
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14. CYCLOPS (George Iida 1987)

Of all the messed up weird j-horror I’ve posted this month, CYCLOPS takes the cake: pure body horror in the vein of John Carpenter’s THE THING, with shades of TETSUO & AKIRA. Not for the squeamish, but pure absurd fun

www.youtube.com/watch?v=04ja...
Cyclops - 1987 (Sci Fi/Body Horror)
YouTube video by DEVILMAN666
www.youtube.com
zwlocklin.bsky.social
Granted it’s been 20 yrs since I read it but the one thing I liked about the Johnny sections was the codes—I remember being actually alarmed/scared/unnerved by one of his mother’s coded letters, and that being the result of the deciding process slowly unveiling g the horror
zwlocklin.bsky.social
Now I need to scroll down your feed to see what the takes were!!
zwlocklin.bsky.social
Now to be clear, I watched this on a bootleg blu-ray—I haven’t watched this YouTube presentation yet, except to make sure it had subtitles (the other version on YT doesn’t), so it may be different from my experience. I was gonna watch it today but then I had to deal with life. Stupid life!
zwlocklin.bsky.social
14. CYCLOPS (George Iida 1987)

Of all the messed up weird j-horror I’ve posted this month, CYCLOPS takes the cake: pure body horror in the vein of John Carpenter’s THE THING, with shades of TETSUO & AKIRA. Not for the squeamish, but pure absurd fun

www.youtube.com/watch?v=04ja...
Cyclops - 1987 (Sci Fi/Body Horror)
YouTube video by DEVILMAN666
www.youtube.com
zwlocklin.bsky.social
I think I miscounted & I have *one* more 80s Japanese video horror, actually, but it is the best & most WTF of the bunch
zwlocklin.bsky.social
Hey you all getting sick of the weird Japanese and found footage stuff? Should I pause for some British 70s TV folk horror, or can I wrap up the 80s Japanese stuff first?

I’m thinking I have 2 more Japanese 80s video horror & then I’ll pivot to Britain for a while & then come back to Japan later on
zwlocklin.bsky.social
Esp in horror fiction

There are so many brilliant horror writers who will never get the attention they deserve because they only or mostly work in short form
aprilwolfe.bsky.social
Short story collections should be way more popular and marketed better for the short-attention present.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
zwlocklin.bsky.social
2 more 1980s Japanese video horror, some 2010s/20s Japanese found footage, the weirdest Japanese mockumentary horror movie ever, possibly a couple shorts and even a reeeeaaaaalllly bad 2000s-era j-horror for laughs

But yrall probably getting ready for some more Brit horror first right?
zwlocklin.bsky.social
Hey you all getting sick of the weird Japanese and found footage stuff? Should I pause for some British 70s TV folk horror, or can I wrap up the 80s Japanese stuff first?

I’m thinking I have 2 more Japanese 80s video horror & then I’ll pivot to Britain for a while & then come back to Japan later on
zwlocklin.bsky.social
I want to look at that last one every day, just once a day, every day, look at it and shiver
zwlocklin.bsky.social
Have I mentioned lately how effing beautiful @katherinelam.bsky.social’s art is?! It never fails to elicit an emotional response from me
katherinelam.bsky.social
I'm an illustrator who has worked in editorial, publishing, advertising, animation, and games. Recently though I've been drawing mechanophilia in MS Paint 🤖💦 #PortfolioDay
zwlocklin.bsky.social
In case you missed it: GUZOO: THE THING FORSAKEN BY GOD

is just like
fuckin
it’s wild man
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13. GUZOO: THE THING FORSAKEN BY GOD (1986)

“I’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going.” This bit of nastiness has so much going on in it, from a moist pile of rubber to tentacles to four vapid teen girls tossing a beach ball to invisible weasels… 1/2

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh5n...
Guzoo: The Thing Firsaken by God 1986 (Kazuo 'Gaira' Komizu)
YouTube video by DEVILMAN666
www.youtube.com
zwlocklin.bsky.social
13.2: GUZOO p.2

Fair warning: Guzoo isn’t rapey, really, but there is a moment of sudden and intense gore about 2/3 of the way in. Prior to that, it’s been cute and silly, so if gore is a problem for you…

But if a director throwing EVERY POSSIBLE IDEA into 39 minutes of film is your thing ….
zwlocklin.bsky.social
13. GUZOO: THE THING FORSAKEN BY GOD (1986)

“I’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going.” This bit of nastiness has so much going on in it, from a moist pile of rubber to tentacles to four vapid teen girls tossing a beach ball to invisible weasels… 1/2

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh5n...
Guzoo: The Thing Firsaken by God 1986 (Kazuo 'Gaira' Komizu)
YouTube video by DEVILMAN666
www.youtube.com
Reposted by HP Dafuqcraft
zwlocklin.bsky.social
In her new collection, ISSUES WITH AUTHORITY, which IMO should get all the awards this year

ghoulish.rip/product/issu...
Issues With Authority – GHOULISH
ghoulish.rip
zwlocklin.bsky.social
@nadiabulkin.bsky.social ‘s “Your Next Best American Girl” is the story I wanted THE SUBSTANCE to be. Beautiful & paranoid & haunting, an exploration of beauty standards and a culture that pits women against each other—against themselves—that treats its women with empathy not ridicule
zwlocklin.bsky.social
I only learned it like a week ago, so your post’s timing was really funny to me!
zwlocklin.bsky.social
12. BIOTHERAPY (1986)

It’s only getting weirder from here. BIOTHERAPY is a baffling, nonsense gore fest slasher involving time travel and medical experiments and people getting stabbed with test tubes. The video quality on YT is terrible, too making it even weirder.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF2f...
Biotherapy 1986 (Akihiro Kashima)
YouTube video by DEVILMAN666
www.youtube.com
zwlocklin.bsky.social
Oh man what I would give for a US release of LICENSE TO LIVE

In college my Japanese literature prof did a Saturday marathon of Cure, Charisma, Pulse, and License to Live, in that order, and ever since that has been my dream Criterion Box Set
papapishu.bsky.social
My grand theory is that 6.5 is the ideal rating on IMDb for an interesting movie because it means it alienated idiots. If you’d like proof: Almost every Kiyoshi Kurosawa movie is rated between 6.3-6.9.
The IMDb for Pulse, rated 6.5 The IMDb for bright future, rated 6.7 The IMDb for license to live, rated 6.9 The IMDb for cloud, rated 6.4
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mbhare.bsky.social
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evandorkin.bsky.social
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A still from NOROI: THE CURSE
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11. PSYCHIC VISION JAGANREI (1988)

I promised you things were gonna get weird w/ Japanese video & TV horror. PSYCHIC VISION JAGANREI is the *least* weird of these. Still, a major influence on FAKE DOCUMENTARY Q, this one goes to some weird places…

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT4B...
zwlocklin.bsky.social
The reason I know this is I described my THE CROW RPG character as looking like Rayanne and everyone else in the team had to look up whatever happened to her
zwlocklin.bsky.social
Rayanne became the Countess of Devon, true story