Zorp Glubenglobben
@zorpglubenglabben.bsky.social
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Greetings earthlings
This is my alien diary where I report on how disappointed I am with
your planet.
- Zorp
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Greetings earthlings
This is my alien diary where I report on how disappointed I am with
your planet.
- Zorp
*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:
Pinned
Found this on the “No More Kings” video 🤣
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do you like it better on or off?
December 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
do you like it better on or off?
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13 years ago today.
December 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
13 years ago today.
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Make Congress take action and unmask ICE!
Tell Congress: Require ICE to unmask and display clear identification
Contact Congress today!
actionnetwork.org
December 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Make Congress take action and unmask ICE!
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How to make sure that I cannot visit the USA until at least 2029 in one sentence-
Donald Trump is an authoritarian fascist cunt
Donald Trump is an authoritarian fascist cunt
December 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
How to make sure that I cannot visit the USA until at least 2029 in one sentence-
Donald Trump is an authoritarian fascist cunt
Donald Trump is an authoritarian fascist cunt
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December 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
God I just hate how intellectually lazy conspiracy theorists are. It is devoid of critical thinking, and requires no effort nor protest to base your position.
Reality is very often boring, plain. Accepting that is the first step away from conspiracy nonsense.
Reality is very often boring, plain. Accepting that is the first step away from conspiracy nonsense.
December 14, 2025 at 12:29 PM
God I just hate how intellectually lazy conspiracy theorists are. It is devoid of critical thinking, and requires no effort nor protest to base your position.
Reality is very often boring, plain. Accepting that is the first step away from conspiracy nonsense.
Reality is very often boring, plain. Accepting that is the first step away from conspiracy nonsense.
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As governor, I’ll never stop fighting for Texas public schools.
December 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
As governor, I’ll never stop fighting for Texas public schools.
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Disenchant (Friday Night Magic 2003, 2003)
Art by Kevin McCann
Instant
Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
#MagicTheGathering #mtg
Art by Kevin McCann
Instant
Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
#MagicTheGathering #mtg
December 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Disenchant (Friday Night Magic 2003, 2003)
Art by Kevin McCann
Instant
Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
#MagicTheGathering #mtg
Art by Kevin McCann
Instant
Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
#MagicTheGathering #mtg
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Blight adds counters but not blight counters, and blight counters are not -1/-1 counters. #MTGLorwyn
December 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Blight adds counters but not blight counters, and blight counters are not -1/-1 counters. #MTGLorwyn
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Refusing to help kids at Christmas? You’re a mean one, Mr. Greg the Grinch.
December 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Refusing to help kids at Christmas? You’re a mean one, Mr. Greg the Grinch.
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When you start pulling the threads at the various issues happening in Texas, you will almost always find Greg Abbott and his rich donors.
That’s why I’m running for governor — to give power back to working Texans.
That’s why I’m running for governor — to give power back to working Texans.
December 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
When you start pulling the threads at the various issues happening in Texas, you will almost always find Greg Abbott and his rich donors.
That’s why I’m running for governor — to give power back to working Texans.
That’s why I’m running for governor — to give power back to working Texans.
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I’m running for governor.
For over a decade, Greg Abbott has made it easier for billionaires to profit while hardworking Texans struggle to afford groceries, housing, and healthcare.
But together, we can make Texas work for Texans again.
Join us: ginafortexas.com
For over a decade, Greg Abbott has made it easier for billionaires to profit while hardworking Texans struggle to afford groceries, housing, and healthcare.
But together, we can make Texas work for Texans again.
Join us: ginafortexas.com
October 15, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I’m running for governor.
For over a decade, Greg Abbott has made it easier for billionaires to profit while hardworking Texans struggle to afford groceries, housing, and healthcare.
But together, we can make Texas work for Texans again.
Join us: ginafortexas.com
For over a decade, Greg Abbott has made it easier for billionaires to profit while hardworking Texans struggle to afford groceries, housing, and healthcare.
But together, we can make Texas work for Texans again.
Join us: ginafortexas.com
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Trump is slated to get a “FIFA Peace Prize” that was created just last month
December 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Trump is slated to get a “FIFA Peace Prize” that was created just last month
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Trump giving a hero’s welcome to one of the most brutal, human rights-denying authoritarians of the modern world this week, calling him his friend, military flyover, etc…kinda should be scaring more people, but the MAGAs seem cool with it
November 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Trump giving a hero’s welcome to one of the most brutal, human rights-denying authoritarians of the modern world this week, calling him his friend, military flyover, etc…kinda should be scaring more people, but the MAGAs seem cool with it
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25th amendment
November 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
25th amendment
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Starbucks’ CEO makes 6,666x what the average @sbworkersunited.org barista does. It would take less than one day of sales to finalize a fair contract.
Baristas at Starbucks corporate stores nationwide are on strike to fight this corporate greed and get the fair contract they deserve.
Baristas at Starbucks corporate stores nationwide are on strike to fight this corporate greed and get the fair contract they deserve.
November 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Starbucks’ CEO makes 6,666x what the average @sbworkersunited.org barista does. It would take less than one day of sales to finalize a fair contract.
Baristas at Starbucks corporate stores nationwide are on strike to fight this corporate greed and get the fair contract they deserve.
Baristas at Starbucks corporate stores nationwide are on strike to fight this corporate greed and get the fair contract they deserve.
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Jeff has a tiny throne next to Namor
November 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Jeff has a tiny throne next to Namor
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November 11, 2025 at 6:32 AM