Jimmy Zed
@zootius.bsky.social
Follow me. I don't know where we're going.
📍Yorkshire, UK
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📍Yorkshire, UK
My crimes from birth: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dz6hbi4vdmnuzispnhpvd2sk/feed/aaaioxn3i4t4s
My recent skoots:
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Jimmy Zed
@zootius.bsky.social
· Sep 20
Yeah it's bad now, but the Plateau of Gorgoroth is absolutely ripe for gentrification. The smart money is buying a family home on the Plateau of Gorgoroth while it's relatively affordable. The orc horde isn't even that bad. See you there.
A movie that takes place where you are from.
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
A movie that takes place where you are from.
Just calculated I've spent 6000 entire days of my life in bed so far.
So why am I so tired?
So why am I so tired?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Just calculated I've spent 6000 entire days of my life in bed so far.
So why am I so tired?
So why am I so tired?
Watch Trump throw his hands up and say Ukraine don't even want peace, when they naturally turn down the opportunity to give up territory and cities that they've defended against Russian attack for years.
November 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Watch Trump throw his hands up and say Ukraine don't even want peace, when they naturally turn down the opportunity to give up territory and cities that they've defended against Russian attack for years.
People who say "you couldn't make it up" probably couldn't make it up.
November 19, 2025 at 11:15 AM
People who say "you couldn't make it up" probably couldn't make it up.
Having an interesting first day as an intern at Cloudflare. I hung my jacket on a funny looking coathook. Then everybody started shouting.
November 18, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Having an interesting first day as an intern at Cloudflare. I hung my jacket on a funny looking coathook. Then everybody started shouting.
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idc if he's a big dem donor, if reid hoffman had sex with children on epstein's island he should go to jail for rape and if he didn't then the truth needs to come out and he should only go to jail for creating linkedin
November 16, 2025 at 6:38 AM
idc if he's a big dem donor, if reid hoffman had sex with children on epstein's island he should go to jail for rape and if he didn't then the truth needs to come out and he should only go to jail for creating linkedin
Perfect parody
There have been many attempts at lampooning Elton John over the years, but the brilliance in Neil Innes' approach from RUTLAND WEEKEND TELEVISION is to emulate Elton's musicianship while gently ribbing the oft-times endearingly flowery/nonsensical nature of Bernie Taupin's lyrics...
November 16, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Perfect parody
Wishing that we were on the timeline where Karoline Leavitt saying "Your Mom" in answer to a journalist's question was the biggest scandal of the year. People shocked left and right. Headline news.
November 14, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Wishing that we were on the timeline where Karoline Leavitt saying "Your Mom" in answer to a journalist's question was the biggest scandal of the year. People shocked left and right. Headline news.
Has there ever been a bunch of politicians with such a paucity of political instinct? With such a flair for self-immolation?
November 13, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Has there ever been a bunch of politicians with such a paucity of political instinct? With such a flair for self-immolation?
Lol at school telling us day after day, year after year, that this is a meritocracy. Teachers, man.
November 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Lol at school telling us day after day, year after year, that this is a meritocracy. Teachers, man.
They're the Mario brothers, so their surname is Mario. So his brother is Luigi Mario. And his name is Mario Mario. Pretty super.
November 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
They're the Mario brothers, so their surname is Mario. So his brother is Luigi Mario. And his name is Mario Mario. Pretty super.
Who will rid me of this classless paedophile dipshit?
November 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Who will rid me of this classless paedophile dipshit?
Hold up. Why did Ros Atkins' parents name him Roslyn? This is what must be investigated.
November 11, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Hold up. Why did Ros Atkins' parents name him Roslyn? This is what must be investigated.
Bill Nighy, the science gighy?
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Bill Nighy, the science gighy?
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Babylon Zoo / Stiltskin level disappointment
October 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Babylon Zoo / Stiltskin level disappointment
Do what you love, and you never have to work a day in your life. Luckily I love circling back next week to touch base and discuss potential synergies.
November 9, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Do what you love, and you never have to work a day in your life. Luckily I love circling back next week to touch base and discuss potential synergies.
Mother, jugs, and speed please.
November 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Mother, jugs, and speed please.
And lo, they did make a movie called Rumble Fish. And yet I was sore afraid to watch it, because it had a stupid name.
November 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
And lo, they did make a movie called Rumble Fish. And yet I was sore afraid to watch it, because it had a stupid name.
The Substance went on about half an hour too long
November 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The Substance went on about half an hour too long
I'm doing family all wrong
November 3, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I'm doing family all wrong
Just checked the 6 signs that someone is secretly wealthy. I assume the cheque is in the post.
November 2, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Just checked the 6 signs that someone is secretly wealthy. I assume the cheque is in the post.