Jimmy Zed
@zootius.bsky.social
Follow me. I don't know where we're going.
📍Yorkshire, UK
My crimes from birth: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dz6hbi4vdmnuzispnhpvd2sk/feed/aaaioxn3i4t4s
My recent skoots:
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📍Yorkshire, UK
My crimes from birth: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dz6hbi4vdmnuzispnhpvd2sk/feed/aaaioxn3i4t4s
My recent skoots:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dz6hbi4vdmnuzispnhpvd2sk/feed/aaaj46radpv64
The Cathedral of Learning at the University of Pittsburgh. 42 storeys of Gothic Revival from 1921. They don't build 'em like that any more!
November 24, 2025 at 7:20 AM
The Cathedral of Learning at the University of Pittsburgh. 42 storeys of Gothic Revival from 1921. They don't build 'em like that any more!
Great, what's the music?
November 22, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Great, what's the music?
If you say that to Herring you'll be thrown in jail.
November 19, 2025 at 11:07 AM
If you say that to Herring you'll be thrown in jail.
"Don't you talk to me like that, you bloated felon. You're only here because you were a useful idiot for the Heritage Foundation, but your time is about to run out."
November 19, 2025 at 8:08 AM
"Don't you talk to me like that, you bloated felon. You're only here because you were a useful idiot for the Heritage Foundation, but your time is about to run out."
At least I got tissues
November 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
At least I got tissues
Great thread, thank you.
November 16, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Great thread, thank you.
@scarredforlife.bsky.social is for you
November 16, 2025 at 10:15 AM
@scarredforlife.bsky.social is for you
He's got elbows.
She's got elbows.
We've ALL got elbows.
Not Billy, mind.
She's got elbows.
We've ALL got elbows.
Not Billy, mind.
November 16, 2025 at 9:34 AM
He's got elbows.
She's got elbows.
We've ALL got elbows.
Not Billy, mind.
She's got elbows.
We've ALL got elbows.
Not Billy, mind.
Despite my protestations, my wife has always held her knife like a pen, and now my daughter does it too, mainly to irritate me.
November 16, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Despite my protestations, my wife has always held her knife like a pen, and now my daughter does it too, mainly to irritate me.
I swear to the King I only did it out of a broad sense of civic duty
November 16, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I swear to the King I only did it out of a broad sense of civic duty
Tbh if I'm wishing, I'm also wishing that I'd never heard of her, or anyone else in the administration.
November 14, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Tbh if I'm wishing, I'm also wishing that I'd never heard of her, or anyone else in the administration.
14 years in the wilderness wasn't enough, apparently. All they came up with was "tax the poor sods who voted for us".
November 13, 2025 at 7:33 AM
14 years in the wilderness wasn't enough, apparently. All they came up with was "tax the poor sods who voted for us".