Zoë
@zoepolando.bsky.social
Animator, illustrator, doodler extraordinaire
Wizard of the Coast; Art Director on Universes Beyond | Prev. Art Director at DFTBA Records
All posts are my own opinions & may contain strong language or suggestive content
https://linktr.ee/zoepolandoryder
Wizard of the Coast; Art Director on Universes Beyond | Prev. Art Director at DFTBA Records
All posts are my own opinions & may contain strong language or suggestive content
https://linktr.ee/zoepolandoryder
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Sketching at the Seattle Aquarium today ✨
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Sketching at the Seattle Aquarium today ✨
Every year our neighbors decorate their backyard with inflatable Christmas figures, so behold what stares into our house ever night from Halloween through new years.
November 23, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Every year our neighbors decorate their backyard with inflatable Christmas figures, so behold what stares into our house ever night from Halloween through new years.
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I am a tired crab with a soft shell. I resent having to be a cockroach.
October 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I am a tired crab with a soft shell. I resent having to be a cockroach.
What level of tired is it when the only words you can think of to describe noted artist Joseph Mallord William Turner‘s style is “brush slut?”
October 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
What level of tired is it when the only words you can think of to describe noted artist Joseph Mallord William Turner‘s style is “brush slut?”
Blanket jail is for tiny criminals who take one too many swipes at our guests.
October 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Blanket jail is for tiny criminals who take one too many swipes at our guests.
When you get a “thanks for the great direction!” from an absolute legend of an artist who should probably be directing you tbh
a woman in a pink coat is sitting on a couch making a funny face and saying `` just keep cool '' .
ALT: a woman in a pink coat is sitting on a couch making a funny face and saying `` just keep cool '' .
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October 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
When you get a “thanks for the great direction!” from an absolute legend of an artist who should probably be directing you tbh
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I wrote creative text for Reality Fracture! Card names and flavor text as part of a *very* exciting team of writers.
No more to say now, but I did have a ton of fun working on the set ✨🤐
#WotCStaff #MTGFracture
No more to say now, but I did have a ton of fun working on the set ✨🤐
#WotCStaff #MTGFracture
We might not be able to tell you TOO much, but we can give you the name of this climactic set: Reality Fracture
Releasing October 2026. #MTGFracture
Releasing October 2026. #MTGFracture
September 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I wrote creative text for Reality Fracture! Card names and flavor text as part of a *very* exciting team of writers.
No more to say now, but I did have a ton of fun working on the set ✨🤐
#WotCStaff #MTGFracture
No more to say now, but I did have a ton of fun working on the set ✨🤐
#WotCStaff #MTGFracture
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THIS ANIMATION IS SO INSANE
September 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
THIS ANIMATION IS SO INSANE
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This career is wild. I’m supposed to be a merch designer, project manger, social media manager, convention logistics manager, book keeper, R&D, and probably more AND THEN somehow find time to go to the gym, cook healthy food, and have meaningful relationships.
I’m tired lol
I’m tired lol
August 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
This career is wild. I’m supposed to be a merch designer, project manger, social media manager, convention logistics manager, book keeper, R&D, and probably more AND THEN somehow find time to go to the gym, cook healthy food, and have meaningful relationships.
I’m tired lol
I’m tired lol
Still a WIP, but guess who decided to paint a mosaic last night. Ow my hand
August 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Still a WIP, but guess who decided to paint a mosaic last night. Ow my hand
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Do you remember making potions as a kid, and yearn for that experience as an adult? Do you like making delicious treats but hate the oven in the summer? Do you have someone who's neck you want to wring? Do you need to work out your grip strength? Try my favorite fancy lemonade recipe!
July 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Do you remember making potions as a kid, and yearn for that experience as an adult? Do you like making delicious treats but hate the oven in the summer? Do you have someone who's neck you want to wring? Do you need to work out your grip strength? Try my favorite fancy lemonade recipe!
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Still working on my strawberry piece 🍓
Here’s a tiny peek at the flower — they’re so soft and delicate, I love drawing them! ✏️🌸
#botanicalart #strawberryart #naturedrawing #floralsketch #artpeek
Here’s a tiny peek at the flower — they’re so soft and delicate, I love drawing them! ✏️🌸
#botanicalart #strawberryart #naturedrawing #floralsketch #artpeek
July 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Still working on my strawberry piece 🍓
Here’s a tiny peek at the flower — they’re so soft and delicate, I love drawing them! ✏️🌸
#botanicalart #strawberryart #naturedrawing #floralsketch #artpeek
Here’s a tiny peek at the flower — they’re so soft and delicate, I love drawing them! ✏️🌸
#botanicalart #strawberryart #naturedrawing #floralsketch #artpeek
A friend of mine just got their wisdom teeth removed which reminded me that when I got mine out I woke up from the anesthesia in a completely empty room with a red rose on my chest.
Did anyone else have this experience or did I like, briefly die or something. The people (me) need answers.
Did anyone else have this experience or did I like, briefly die or something. The people (me) need answers.
July 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
A friend of mine just got their wisdom teeth removed which reminded me that when I got mine out I woke up from the anesthesia in a completely empty room with a red rose on my chest.
Did anyone else have this experience or did I like, briefly die or something. The people (me) need answers.
Did anyone else have this experience or did I like, briefly die or something. The people (me) need answers.
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I've got such great news
July 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I've got such great news
I got my hair cut today with the goal of looking more visibly gay and then got jumped 3 hours later by three extremely inebriated women who wanted to make out with me. So it worked? Maybe too well?
Coven Salon in Seattle y'all
Coven Salon in Seattle y'all
July 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I got my hair cut today with the goal of looking more visibly gay and then got jumped 3 hours later by three extremely inebriated women who wanted to make out with me. So it worked? Maybe too well?
Coven Salon in Seattle y'all
Coven Salon in Seattle y'all
Today in small pieces of good news to keep you going:
I bought a teeny tiny olive tree earlier this year and I think it’s fruited
I bought a teeny tiny olive tree earlier this year and I think it’s fruited
July 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Today in small pieces of good news to keep you going:
I bought a teeny tiny olive tree earlier this year and I think it’s fruited
I bought a teeny tiny olive tree earlier this year and I think it’s fruited
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Practicing black belt levels of active listening in an online meeting while I detach my cat from my hair that she insisted on grooming and is now gagging on because it’s too long.
July 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Practicing black belt levels of active listening in an online meeting while I detach my cat from my hair that she insisted on grooming and is now gagging on because it’s too long.
Nick is not only an incredible artist, but an all around wonderful person to work with!
I'm late to the party! Happy #PortfolioDay
I'm Nick Nazzaro, an animation designer and illustrator in Los Angeles. Looking for the next gig! I also make tabletop games, t-shirts, toys, and print a lot of riso!
www.nicknazzaro.com
Email me at [email protected] if you'd like to work together. ❤️
I'm Nick Nazzaro, an animation designer and illustrator in Los Angeles. Looking for the next gig! I also make tabletop games, t-shirts, toys, and print a lot of riso!
www.nicknazzaro.com
Email me at [email protected] if you'd like to work together. ❤️
July 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Nick is not only an incredible artist, but an all around wonderful person to work with!
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Today in ttrpg:
Party fighter gets sick of our bratty chemist's bullshit and finally tops him. Rogue and fighter agree to kinda-date. Nanobots-dreaming-of-our-god have a tearful reunion with the party. The spymistress betrays the party and it leaves everyone including herself heartbroken.
Party fighter gets sick of our bratty chemist's bullshit and finally tops him. Rogue and fighter agree to kinda-date. Nanobots-dreaming-of-our-god have a tearful reunion with the party. The spymistress betrays the party and it leaves everyone including herself heartbroken.
July 7, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Today in ttrpg:
Party fighter gets sick of our bratty chemist's bullshit and finally tops him. Rogue and fighter agree to kinda-date. Nanobots-dreaming-of-our-god have a tearful reunion with the party. The spymistress betrays the party and it leaves everyone including herself heartbroken.
Party fighter gets sick of our bratty chemist's bullshit and finally tops him. Rogue and fighter agree to kinda-date. Nanobots-dreaming-of-our-god have a tearful reunion with the party. The spymistress betrays the party and it leaves everyone including herself heartbroken.
It was a good day ✨
sometimes someone rolls a crit success on playing god and you have to concede that yes, you did make a brand new boy using only a puppet, protein milkshake, bulky armor, a magic necklace, and a Frankenstein quantity of lightning
June 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It was a good day ✨
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“Trump started a war without Congressional authorization, Congress needs to vote on this” is not the vibe, Democrats.
“Trump started a war without Congressional authorization and therefore should be impeached and removed from office” is the vibe.
“Trump started a war without Congressional authorization and therefore should be impeached and removed from office” is the vibe.
June 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
“Trump started a war without Congressional authorization, Congress needs to vote on this” is not the vibe, Democrats.
“Trump started a war without Congressional authorization and therefore should be impeached and removed from office” is the vibe.
“Trump started a war without Congressional authorization and therefore should be impeached and removed from office” is the vibe.
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