Zefareu Institute
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I'm GenX. When I was a kid, being a nerd was a bad thing. Then the nerds invented electric-mail, got rich, and started fucking up the entire world. Seems like we were right about nerds after all.
Tell strangers how you feel about stuff.
I wanna know WHAT THE HELL and I wanna know WHO THE FUCK and I wanna know NOW or at some point in the near or distant future!
Shania (of the Twain family) is pronounced "SHAN-yuh" and I won't hear otherwise.
I pronounce words like they are spelled regardless of me knowing the correct pronunciation or not. So when you hear me pronounce champagne like sham-pog-nuh, please know it is not a mistake, and that I deliberately mean to fuck with your head.
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POLL:
When you draw a circle, do you draw it clockwise or counter-clockwise?
Do you draw right-handed or left-handed?
POLL:
When you draw a circle, do you draw it clockwise or counter-clockwise?
Do you draw right-handed or left-handed?
THIS.

"Hi! I'm Terry, and this is Pat."
"Hi Terry! Do you and Pat fuck?"
"Well that's none of your shitting business, is it?"
If you post something and it's not good enough to deserve at the very least a ♥️ from you, then why did you post it?
I pronounce "parmesan" as "par-MEE-zee-un" and won't stop.
I pronounce words like they are spelled regardless of me knowing the correct pronunciation or not. So when you hear me pronounce champagne like sham-pog-nuh, please know it is not a mistake, and that I deliberately mean to fuck with your head.
Has anyone used the "Show less like this" option here, and actually seen any results? I feel like it does absolutely nothing.
To all who find the content here objectionable: Consider using your own accountability to improve what you're seeing. Use tools provided to shape your experience. Stop blaming the platform if you're using it poorly.

(I will confirm from personal use that "Show less like this" does nothing.)
Why don't shoelaces come with a center mark?
I have a doctor's note that says you have to hire me, or else I may die.
Saying loudly, "Clear out, the king is in town" every time I enter a public toilet.
I propose the establishment of "The Screaming Hour," an hour of each day when we all communally agree that it is acceptable for anyone, anywhere, and in any circumstance, to scream as loud and long as they like. I propose this hour begin at 11:00am local time. PLEASE SIGN AT: chng.it/2NvvzQWGKD
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Introduce "The Screaming Hour."
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I propose: The Screaming Hour. One hour every day when all of us agree that it's OK to scream, anywhere, at all, as much as you need.
Do you ever want to get stuck under a couch and scream and scream and scream until someone shoots you and leaves your lifeless body there? No? Yeah, me neither.
Taskmaster: San Quentin
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netflix should do a documentary about people who microwave fish at work.
Is it OK to kiss capybaras?
"Thoughts & prayers" is as useful as "boo hoo get over it." It deserves no less than ridicule.