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Joel Kreissman
@zarpaulus.bsky.social
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Author, comic writer and TTRPG developer. Mid-30s they/them. Creator of the Para-Imperium setting and the webcomic "Joanna: Ghost Hunter".

See my works at https://zarpaulus.carrd.co/
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Joel Kreissman @zarpaulus.bsky.social · Oct 11
Hi, I'm Zarpaulus, writing as Joel Kreissman, I'm a writer juggling multiple projects. I have a webcomic titled Joanna: Ghost Hunter, a sci-fi worldbuilding project known as the Para-Imperium or Parahuman Space, and the occasional Korps story.
Cover of the webcomic Joanna: Ghost Hunter Front cover of the anthology Tales of the Para-Imperium Cover of the novella Horizon: Salvaged Heroes Ref sheet for Lev, a Korps character.
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jenpallante.bsky.social
After thanksgiving
Paige and Kiira and Sugarbun are all stuffed from dinner on the couch. Paige is thinking about the turkey she ate. Sugarbun about the baby carrots. And kiira about the large carrots.
November 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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aaronschmit.bsky.social
If Zangoose and Seviper dated each other
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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domille.bsky.social
oh i get it... Early bird gets the wyrm.
because jokes are more funny when you explain them
early bird gets the wyrm
November 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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parttimedragons.bsky.social
Get your book HERE! shop.parttimedragons.com/coll...
November 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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projectionedge.bsky.social
Anyway, as it happens, these two nutburgers are (sort of) making a cameo in a Book Four scene I'll be drawing this weekend. (And Monday... no work that day so I have it off!) So I'd better get on with things.
November 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
zarpaulus.bsky.social
What chickens see on the way to Hades
November 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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freyfox.bsky.social
#Zootopia2 #Zootropolis2
November 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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webcanids.bsky.social
We all deserve plompensation!

Please consider showing support to WebCanids on Patreon at www.patreon.com/webcanids

#art #furryart #webcomics
November 28, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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bsky.fireflycitystories.com
The head tilt of confusion strikes again!

Please support Firefly City Stories on Patreon! www.patreon.com/FireflyCityS...

#art #furryart #webcomics
November 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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muskratjohn.bsky.social
Ia! Ia! It's a Dork Tower Friday! Cthulhu-tastic new strip up now, at the Mothership:

www.dorktower.com/2025/11/28/1...

Repost/Reblog/Repeat, please and thank you!
November 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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fluffkevlar.bsky.social
Summertime Ayn~
female canine anthro in swimsuit and towel at a beach
November 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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adabear-art.bsky.social
*while staring directly into the sun* Wolf furries who are drawn differently based on whether they are in summer or winter coat
November 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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parttimedragons.bsky.social
What kind of vampire is your favorite?
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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lackadaisy.bsky.social
Today's Black Friday, meanin' you got only 4 days left to snag a steal of a deal at the Lackadaisy store with up to 40% off storewide!
November 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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fieldexplores.bsky.social
No Children (Part 1) - Gator Days
No Children (Part 1) - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 Iris is busy working when August pops into her office. August: IRIS! I need a favor. Iris: You're not supposed to be here today. Panel 2 August looks a little desperate and seems to be in a real bind. Iris knows he wouldn't ask for help unless he truly needs it. August: I was called in for an emergency. I need help and you're the only one I trust. Iris: Fine. Panel 3 August has left his son, Gustopher. Iris regrets everything. Gustopher is looking around with curiosity. There's not a whole lot to see. In the back is a poster with an angry cat hanging onto a rope. The the poster says "HANG IN THERE AND GET REVENGE". Panel 4 Gustopher decides to ask an important question. Gustopher: Does your phone have games? Iris: Yes. Gustopher: Can I play them? Iris: Absolutely not. Iris does not like dealing with children.
November 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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rickgriffin.bsky.social
Hey it's National Consumerism Day

Buy my book(s)!

mybook.to/housepetsomn...
November 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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raynegrimm.bsky.social
Reskeeting with alt text but yeah it really is this simple yall

We need to be blunt and stop. Pussyfooting around this stuff

Say what it is, call it out and tell. It like it is
A pc gamer headline that says "Microsoft's head of ai doesn't understand why people don't like Ai, and I don't understand why he doesnt understand because it's pretty obvious"
November 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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nicopossum.bsky.social
Woah! Comfy marten alert!! 😳
So stylish, so smug!!! ✨
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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assignedmale.bsky.social
Sure thing, will do!
4 frame comic. The author gets told by a random guy : hey degenerate, go to therapy! She replies : sure thing, will do! A bearded man behind a desk tells her : yeah no, not only should you keep being yourself, but I think you should increase the thing. She says : sure thing, will do!
November 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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therealgruffy.bsky.social
Who would've ever thought?
November 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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ajmarekart.bsky.social
I've discovered a RARE "Dogumentary" from the late 1980s for those who may want to adopt a brand new Zoe plush (via @makeship.bsky.social ) into your homes.
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Full of animation, photography, and information, this will help you stay knowledgeable about your new doggy friend (link in thread!)
November 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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beezii.bsky.social
she never runs the clock out !
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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zarlandrex.bsky.social
It's okay, she saw it on the TV. 🦖
#dinosaurbones #comic #webcomic #cartoon #dinosaurs
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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smbccomics.bsky.social
The wolf watches from the edge of the clearing, wondering why humans can't ever just kill someone.

COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/red-3
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
Part 1/2 of a 4-panel SMBC update. A girl implied to be Red Riding Hood runs towards a woodsman, saying that a wolf is dressed as her grandmother and told her to get closer to it could eat her. The woodsman and surrounding villages look appalled, not because the wolf is try to eat her, but because she is clearly a witch who speaks with beasts. Part 2/2 of a 4-panel SMBC update. Red Riding Hood is now tied to pyre about to be lit. Red riding Hood says "Boy, the problem was more structural than I realized."
November 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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danacorn.bsky.social
I sorta think the fact that they pivoted from NFTs to AI without even pausing is part of why more people aren’t buying “AI is the future.”

“Okay, the thing we just spent 2 years telling you was the future turned out to be nothing at best and a scam at worst, but this time we have a real one!”
November 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM