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Zach Allen-Kelly
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I'm an engineer, sometimes I make comics, sometimes I talk soccer on Vamos Morados, mostly I do nothing
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Apparently she offered to cover other people's shifts so they could go home to their families for the holiday.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/27/u...
Two National Guard members were tasked with serving the nation. One is dead as the other fights for his life after shooting | CNN
On a day when many families gather across the country to give thanks, a National Guard member’s family is mourning her death after an ambush-style shooting in Washington, DC, as her colleague fights f...
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November 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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It's Thanksgiving and I'm feeling generous so here's Busta Rhymes and the TMNT
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
So, a radio?
November 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The Chair Company is so good y'all
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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the answer to "what about this gray jersey?" is always "no"
There are no good gray uniforms in college football
November 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Mamdani: You know, the last person with 3 terms as President was FDR.

Trump: signs 10 trillion dollar funding order for universal childcare.
November 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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did the ghosts of Christmases Past, Present and Future visit Marjorie Taylor Greene, I’m so confused
November 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Big thumbs up in front of the FDR portrait is too perfect
He’s becoming Zohran’s own Club Chalamet
November 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Soccer town!
November 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I'd like to celebrate international men's day by saying I'm very sorry. I'd say we tried our best but we clearly did not
Today is International Men’s Day.
November 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Hang the banner, Chicago
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
End of an era
Congratulations on a 𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐲 career, Niall McCabe.

That’s number 11, signing off 💻
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Perfect albums that came out when you were 16?
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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The fact a USL Semi Final is what sold out Highmark and not hosting an MLS team in the USOC is really cool for the USL.

I think it shows just how much the USL means to the longtime faithful like the Riverhounds.
Pittsburgh and Rhode Island at Highmark is what you want in November USL let’s be for real
November 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
November 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
No amount of new Bluey seasons could get me to keep my subscription if this happens
Bob Iger says Disney+ will soon have AI-generated short form content from users

(via THR)
November 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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The damage done by treating Trump's victory as some sweeping mandate in the first eight months of his term really was massive, but ending that collective delusion - i think with the help of last week's elections - really is having profound impacts.
👀 Trump lame duck watch
November 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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All the Epstein emails are like

On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote:
Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready…

On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <[email protected]> wrote:
Pop cofn taste good .
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Man, these emails are really a stain on the otherwise sterling reputations of Harvard and the New York Times
Fall 2017: Then-NYT reporter literally warning Epstein that someone is "digging around again."
November 13, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Oh that’s not-
November 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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I-
Jeffrey Epstein was developing a series, moderated by @lkrauss1.bsky.social, to bring scientists and celebrities together. The first season would include an episode where "Woody Allen talks about the human condition with Linguist Noam Chomsky."

drive.google.com/file/d/14Sla...
HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_023123.txt
drive.google.com
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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I think a more accurate headline would note that Epstein alleged Trump *participated* in the bad conduct.
November 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I'm confident these owners can find someone worse to replace him
The Dallas Mavericks are expected to part ways with GM Nico Harrison today.
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM