Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody
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notice the general mood of the timeline? how everyone is in a good mood and there’s a lot less misery and dooming? how there’s a lot of “we’re going to beat these assholes”?

anyway that’s why these events are important
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the republicans seeing people in inflatable frog costumes dance to upbeat music:
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Sad news: they found Gooigi all dried out in a old sock today :(
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I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.
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this is what it's like to try to eat dinner in this household
Beano #974, March 18, 1961
anyway I'm supposed to be taking a nap but I had to log on to shit talk my silly feline daughter
I don't know him but he's got the right vibe for the job
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If you were out in the streets today, thanks. If you left feeling inspired, please seek out local ways that you can keep organizing with others.
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No Kings protest in The Woodlands, Texas (north suburban Houston). This is the first such protest to occur in the community. I overheard a number of folks telling others that they had never attended such an event before but had gotten to the point of feeling they needed to do something.
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Happy spooky season from the ~90 or so vultures who live next door to my mother in NE Ohio

Normally it’s a pretty even mix of Black and Turkey Vultures, but today it’s about 75 Black and 15 Turkey (a count that eBird just hates, as Black are still relatively unusual in this part of the state)

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I wish I liked coin pusher games because this one rules
if you're new to my online social circle and don't know the Runty Lore, Nite Nite Time is when I lie down in bed and Runty snuggles up under my chin for tummy rubs. she knows what "Let's go nite nite!" means 🥹
I have come to realize this was a calculated attack on my sleep schedule in order to receive midday nite nite time
runty decided to wake me up every few hours last night for no reason like she knew I was gonna be busy almost all day today
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I just saw a Goth account praise ICE, and make racist comments about Latinos.

Motherfucker, you are a GOTH. There IS no goth today without Chicanos and Mexicans. They are almost single-handedly keeping it alive. That’s like being antisemitic but building your identity around Manishewitz.
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Upon learning a millennial transmasc has somehow never seen Mulan, watching it on the spot becomes mandatory.
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Holy fuck! No Kings protesters are marching through Center City in Philadelphia. 🙌💪👏✊️👇
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I feel like telling people not to go to a No Kings protest is counterproductive. Because if they’re willing to turn out for the protest you think is too nice, it will make them more willing to turn out for the protests you like. The point is to show mass dissent, and we shouldn’t shame that.
runty decided to wake me up every few hours last night for no reason like she knew I was gonna be busy almost all day today
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We got the Lucha contingency out here
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The one near me was several times larger than I expected! Was very happy to see the turnout
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