Yossi Gol ⚽️
@yossigol.bsky.social
New Yorker, humanist, family man, football/fútbol/soccer ⚽️ fanatic.
Arsenal 🔫 in England,
France 🐓** in le monde,
Hapoel Haifa 🦈 in Haifa,
New York Red Bulls 🗽🔴🐂 in New Jersey.
And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
Arsenal 🔫 in England,
France 🐓** in le monde,
Hapoel Haifa 🦈 in Haifa,
New York Red Bulls 🗽🔴🐂 in New Jersey.
And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
So, here's a thought...
Play a left winger at left wing.
And at the striker position? Let's put in a striker!
🤯
UTA, keep it going!
Play a left winger at left wing.
And at the striker position? Let's put in a striker!
🤯
UTA, keep it going!
December 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
So, here's a thought...
Play a left winger at left wing.
And at the striker position? Let's put in a striker!
🤯
UTA, keep it going!
Play a left winger at left wing.
And at the striker position? Let's put in a striker!
🤯
UTA, keep it going!
Andrea Bocelli is putting President Pedo's consciousness to test with a slow rendition of Nessun Dorma.
December 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Andrea Bocelli is putting President Pedo's consciousness to test with a slow rendition of Nessun Dorma.
Can @nbcsportsoccer.bsky.social bring somebody less partial than fucking Graeme Le Saux to commentate Chelsea vs Arsenal???
He's a disgrace!
He's a disgrace!
November 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Can @nbcsportsoccer.bsky.social bring somebody less partial than fucking Graeme Le Saux to commentate Chelsea vs Arsenal???
He's a disgrace!
He's a disgrace!
Anthony Taylor has a preference. Is Roman Anramovich involved from his undisclosed location? 🤔
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Anthony Taylor has a preference. Is Roman Anramovich involved from his undisclosed location? 🤔
Hahaha, Sp*rms, hahaha...
What do you 🤔 of
🐔
🦵
🏀?
💩!
What do you 🤔 of 💩?
🐔
🦵
🏀...
🙏!
That's ✅!
We 🤢 🐔🦵🏀,
We 🤮 🐔🦵🏀,
We 8️⃣ 🐔🦵🏀,
We 🍽️ 🐔🦵🏀,
We 🤢 🐔🦵🏀,
We 🤮 🐔🦵🏀.
We are the 🐔🦵🏀 🤢8️⃣🤮ers!
What do you 🤔 of
🐔
🦵
🏀?
💩!
What do you 🤔 of 💩?
🐔
🦵
🏀...
🙏!
That's ✅!
We 🤢 🐔🦵🏀,
We 🤮 🐔🦵🏀,
We 8️⃣ 🐔🦵🏀,
We 🍽️ 🐔🦵🏀,
We 🤢 🐔🦵🏀,
We 🤮 🐔🦵🏀.
We are the 🐔🦵🏀 🤢8️⃣🤮ers!
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Hahaha, Sp*rms, hahaha...
What do you 🤔 of
🐔
🦵
🏀?
💩!
What do you 🤔 of 💩?
🐔
🦵
🏀...
🙏!
That's ✅!
We 🤢 🐔🦵🏀,
We 🤮 🐔🦵🏀,
We 8️⃣ 🐔🦵🏀,
We 🍽️ 🐔🦵🏀,
We 🤢 🐔🦵🏀,
We 🤮 🐔🦵🏀.
We are the 🐔🦵🏀 🤢8️⃣🤮ers!
What do you 🤔 of
🐔
🦵
🏀?
💩!
What do you 🤔 of 💩?
🐔
🦵
🏀...
🙏!
That's ✅!
We 🤢 🐔🦵🏀,
We 🤮 🐔🦵🏀,
We 8️⃣ 🐔🦵🏀,
We 🍽️ 🐔🦵🏀,
We 🤢 🐔🦵🏀,
We 🤮 🐔🦵🏀.
We are the 🐔🦵🏀 🤢8️⃣🤮ers!
...and will no longer be referred to as "Prince Andrew the Pedo" but simply "Andrew the Pedo"
November 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
...and will no longer be referred to as "Prince Andrew the Pedo" but simply "Andrew the Pedo"
West Ham is 60 minutes of embarrassing football from firing Nuno, bringing Ange, firing him, and bringing Sam Allardyce or Tony Pulis (Sean Dyche, the prequel)
November 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
West Ham is 60 minutes of embarrassing football from firing Nuno, bringing Ange, firing him, and bringing Sam Allardyce or Tony Pulis (Sean Dyche, the prequel)
There's no filthier diver and fake face-clutcher than Alexis Mac Allister.
That's a note to Arne Slot.
That's a note to Arne Slot.
November 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
There's no filthier diver and fake face-clutcher than Alexis Mac Allister.
That's a note to Arne Slot.
That's a note to Arne Slot.
Liverpool scoring from corners? Tsk tsk tsk!
And they're celebrating these goals? Oh, my!
Disqualify them!
Relegate them!!
Execute them!!!!!
And they're celebrating these goals? Oh, my!
Disqualify them!
Relegate them!!
Execute them!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Liverpool scoring from corners? Tsk tsk tsk!
And they're celebrating these goals? Oh, my!
Disqualify them!
Relegate them!!
Execute them!!!!!
And they're celebrating these goals? Oh, my!
Disqualify them!
Relegate them!!
Execute them!!!!!
Bukayo Saka is top-5 RW in the world together with Yamal, Dembele, Olise, and Raphinha (when he plays on the right)
October 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Bukayo Saka is top-5 RW in the world together with Yamal, Dembele, Olise, and Raphinha (when he plays on the right)
Diego Simeone is "stroke" personified
October 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Diego Simeone is "stroke" personified
Charlie Kirk was a Nazi dick and the world is a better place without him.
Murdering somebody because they're a Nazi dick is wrong.
Revoking the visas of people who are happy that a Nazi dick is dead is fascism.
These absolute truths are non-contradictory.
Murdering somebody because they're a Nazi dick is wrong.
Revoking the visas of people who are happy that a Nazi dick is dead is fascism.
These absolute truths are non-contradictory.
October 15, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Charlie Kirk was a Nazi dick and the world is a better place without him.
Murdering somebody because they're a Nazi dick is wrong.
Revoking the visas of people who are happy that a Nazi dick is dead is fascism.
These absolute truths are non-contradictory.
Murdering somebody because they're a Nazi dick is wrong.
Revoking the visas of people who are happy that a Nazi dick is dead is fascism.
These absolute truths are non-contradictory.
The @nytimes.com, again, proves that it's a useless propaganda leaflet.
Real journalists would report on this horror story as "US Government Retributes Against AG Who Indicted Their Pedophile Mafia Boss".
Your entire editorial board seems to have orange pubes stuck between their teeth 🤔
Real journalists would report on this horror story as "US Government Retributes Against AG Who Indicted Their Pedophile Mafia Boss".
Your entire editorial board seems to have orange pubes stuck between their teeth 🤔
October 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The @nytimes.com, again, proves that it's a useless propaganda leaflet.
Real journalists would report on this horror story as "US Government Retributes Against AG Who Indicted Their Pedophile Mafia Boss".
Your entire editorial board seems to have orange pubes stuck between their teeth 🤔
Real journalists would report on this horror story as "US Government Retributes Against AG Who Indicted Their Pedophile Mafia Boss".
Your entire editorial board seems to have orange pubes stuck between their teeth 🤔
Happy Invincibles Day to those who celebrate.
Go fuck yourselves to those who don't.
It took 7 matches this year, highlighting how insane was the Arsenal's 2003-04 achievement.
Go fuck yourselves to those who don't.
It took 7 matches this year, highlighting how insane was the Arsenal's 2003-04 achievement.
October 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Happy Invincibles Day to those who celebrate.
Go fuck yourselves to those who don't.
It took 7 matches this year, highlighting how insane was the Arsenal's 2003-04 achievement.
Go fuck yourselves to those who don't.
It took 7 matches this year, highlighting how insane was the Arsenal's 2003-04 achievement.
How can it be a Calafiori foul if he touched the ball? Huh, Darren England, you corrupt fuck? Huh, Howard Webb, you ogre covering up for your incompetent bunch?
October 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
How can it be a Calafiori foul if he touched the ball? Huh, Darren England, you corrupt fuck? Huh, Howard Webb, you ogre covering up for your incompetent bunch?
We're going to win the league.
You've heard it here first!
You've heard it here first!
September 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
We're going to win the league.
You've heard it here first!
You've heard it here first!
PMGOL is not incompetent. They're corrupt.
A foul in the box is a penalty. At the least, calling it a foul was not a clear and obvious error that required VAR intervention.
Unless there was Saudi intervention.
A foul in the box is a penalty. At the least, calling it a foul was not a clear and obvious error that required VAR intervention.
Unless there was Saudi intervention.
September 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
PMGOL is not incompetent. They're corrupt.
A foul in the box is a penalty. At the least, calling it a foul was not a clear and obvious error that required VAR intervention.
Unless there was Saudi intervention.
A foul in the box is a penalty. At the least, calling it a foul was not a clear and obvious error that required VAR intervention.
Unless there was Saudi intervention.
The good news for United fans is that they'll need to suffer this shit only once a week.
Also, imo, no denial of goal-scoring opportunity because there was no denial of anything. There was a gentle touch on the shoulder and a choice from Mbuemo to dive dramatically instead of going for the ball.
Also, imo, no denial of goal-scoring opportunity because there was no denial of anything. There was a gentle touch on the shoulder and a choice from Mbuemo to dive dramatically instead of going for the ball.
September 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The good news for United fans is that they'll need to suffer this shit only once a week.
Also, imo, no denial of goal-scoring opportunity because there was no denial of anything. There was a gentle touch on the shoulder and a choice from Mbuemo to dive dramatically instead of going for the ball.
Also, imo, no denial of goal-scoring opportunity because there was no denial of anything. There was a gentle touch on the shoulder and a choice from Mbuemo to dive dramatically instead of going for the ball.
No, Maresca, you can't bring Palmer, Estevao, and Neto back on 🤦
September 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
No, Maresca, you can't bring Palmer, Estevao, and Neto back on 🤦
"Moreover, when I force myself on a woman, the discomfort is typically brief, especially because I love beer"
- Supreme Court Associate Justice and Drunk Luminary Rapist Brett Kavanaugh
- Supreme Court Associate Justice and Drunk Luminary Rapist Brett Kavanaugh
This is a paragraph Brett Kavanaugh wrote on his little computer and then sent out into the world:
September 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
"Moreover, when I force myself on a woman, the discomfort is typically brief, especially because I love beer"
- Supreme Court Associate Justice and Drunk Luminary Rapist Brett Kavanaugh
- Supreme Court Associate Justice and Drunk Luminary Rapist Brett Kavanaugh
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
Cool! Now, We, the People should pellet the masked Gestapo pieces of shit with eggs. And if eggs don't deliver the message, Molotov cocktails would.
Cool! Now, We, the People should pellet the masked Gestapo pieces of shit with eggs. And if eggs don't deliver the message, Molotov cocktails would.
Prosecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent
www.nytimes.com
August 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
Cool! Now, We, the People should pellet the masked Gestapo pieces of shit with eggs. And if eggs don't deliver the message, Molotov cocktails would.
Cool! Now, We, the People should pellet the masked Gestapo pieces of shit with eggs. And if eggs don't deliver the message, Molotov cocktails would.
Slightly diminish a band
Right? Asked Fred
Right? Asked Fred
Slightly diminish a band.
lowercase t-rex
lowercase t-rex
Slightly diminish a band.
R.E.M&M's
R.E.M&M's
August 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Slightly diminish a band
Right? Asked Fred
Right? Asked Fred
Almodovar called it first...
July 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Almodovar called it first...