Yossi Gol ⚽️
@yossigol.bsky.social
New Yorker, humanist, family man, football/fútbol/soccer ⚽️ fanatic.
Arsenal 🔫 in England,
France 🐓** in le monde,
Hapoel Haifa 🦈 in Haifa,
New York Red Bulls 🗽🔴🐂 in New Jersey.
And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
Arsenal 🔫 in England,
France 🐓** in le monde,
Hapoel Haifa 🦈 in Haifa,
New York Red Bulls 🗽🔴🐂 in New Jersey.
And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
Just eliminate the cap.
Unlike the NFL, NBA, MLB or NHL, North American football/soccer leagues have competition abroad that can pay the same or more for talent, and is only capped by FFP (if at all).
Professional sports leagues are for the fans and for the players, not for the owners.
Unlike the NFL, NBA, MLB or NHL, North American football/soccer leagues have competition abroad that can pay the same or more for talent, and is only capped by FFP (if at all).
Professional sports leagues are for the fans and for the players, not for the owners.
December 12, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Just eliminate the cap.
Unlike the NFL, NBA, MLB or NHL, North American football/soccer leagues have competition abroad that can pay the same or more for talent, and is only capped by FFP (if at all).
Professional sports leagues are for the fans and for the players, not for the owners.
Unlike the NFL, NBA, MLB or NHL, North American football/soccer leagues have competition abroad that can pay the same or more for talent, and is only capped by FFP (if at all).
Professional sports leagues are for the fans and for the players, not for the owners.
I always thought that it was a clever insult. You come to slide-tackle Saka or Trossard, and then you see it: "visit Rwanda". In the imperative. It's more nuanced than "Eat shit, mothafacka!", but invokes the same "why would I do that?! 🤔".
December 12, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I always thought that it was a clever insult. You come to slide-tackle Saka or Trossard, and then you see it: "visit Rwanda". In the imperative. It's more nuanced than "Eat shit, mothafacka!", but invokes the same "why would I do that?! 🤔".
To humbling experiences 🍻
a soccer player wearing a jersey that says fly emirates
ALT: a soccer player wearing a jersey that says fly emirates
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
To humbling experiences 🍻
We were very lucky to end it with a clean sheet.
I concur with the recommendations.
I concur with the recommendations.
December 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
We were very lucky to end it with a clean sheet.
I concur with the recommendations.
I concur with the recommendations.
We'll know for certain that it's not real if Jesus comes in
December 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
We'll know for certain that it's not real if Jesus comes in
Bring back Kiwior...
December 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Bring back Kiwior...
It's like a fairytale
December 10, 2025 at 12:25 PM
It's like a fairytale
Run?? Why he was allowed to walk...
December 9, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Run?? Why he was allowed to walk...
Would be silly in the ladies room, though.
December 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Would be silly in the ladies room, though.
Not bad, but my favorite toilet bowl message is still:
Your dick is not as long as you think it is. Get closer!
Your dick is not as long as you think it is. Get closer!
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Not bad, but my favorite toilet bowl message is still:
Your dick is not as long as you think it is. Get closer!
Your dick is not as long as you think it is. Get closer!
It's as creepy as it is. No need to edit.
December 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
It's as creepy as it is. No need to edit.
My deserve-to-win-o-meter is less empirical. For me, the team that had the balls, the verve, and the ambition to blitz the other team in the 95th minute deserves the spoils.
We were anemic after we equalized. That's not how we played against Newcastle.
We must reignite the fire in our eyes!
We were anemic after we equalized. That's not how we played against Newcastle.
We must reignite the fire in our eyes!
December 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
My deserve-to-win-o-meter is less empirical. For me, the team that had the balls, the verve, and the ambition to blitz the other team in the 95th minute deserves the spoils.
We were anemic after we equalized. That's not how we played against Newcastle.
We must reignite the fire in our eyes!
We were anemic after we equalized. That's not how we played against Newcastle.
We must reignite the fire in our eyes!
Maybe we should celebrate Charlie Kirk's Death Day with a new portrait too.
December 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Maybe we should celebrate Charlie Kirk's Death Day with a new portrait too.
He did, but Timber stuck a leg there and made it easy to draw.
December 6, 2025 at 1:49 PM
He did, but Timber stuck a leg there and made it easy to draw.
Just like you're doing! Keep it up! Trust the process!
December 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Just like you're doing! Keep it up! Trust the process!
Apologies, Alon, we should all keep the Kim family near a dear.
From the day they are born from a ray of sun glittering in a pure mountain stream to their departure on the back of a winged horse - advancing humanity is their one an only focus.
Note taken.
Now, most important is to win at Villa!
From the day they are born from a ray of sun glittering in a pure mountain stream to their departure on the back of a winged horse - advancing humanity is their one an only focus.
Note taken.
Now, most important is to win at Villa!
December 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Apologies, Alon, we should all keep the Kim family near a dear.
From the day they are born from a ray of sun glittering in a pure mountain stream to their departure on the back of a winged horse - advancing humanity is their one an only focus.
Note taken.
Now, most important is to win at Villa!
From the day they are born from a ray of sun glittering in a pure mountain stream to their departure on the back of a winged horse - advancing humanity is their one an only focus.
Note taken.
Now, most important is to win at Villa!
This peace award to President Pedo who randomly blows up people on boats is as meaningful as the Eurovision giving a posthumous humanitarian prize to Hitler, or the IOC giving a special Oscars to Kim Jung Un.
Boot lickers.
Ball ticklers...
Boot lickers.
Ball ticklers...
December 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
This peace award to President Pedo who randomly blows up people on boats is as meaningful as the Eurovision giving a posthumous humanitarian prize to Hitler, or the IOC giving a special Oscars to Kim Jung Un.
Boot lickers.
Ball ticklers...
Boot lickers.
Ball ticklers...
Or... Like hands tickling an orange testicle, designed to remind one, President Pedo, of his good times on his good friend's island...
December 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Or... Like hands tickling an orange testicle, designed to remind one, President Pedo, of his good times on his good friend's island...
It's little hands tickling a testicle. The recipient called it "memories from an island".
December 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
It's little hands tickling a testicle. The recipient called it "memories from an island".
It makes more sense if one of them is "Bubba"
December 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
It makes more sense if one of them is "Bubba"
This cringe-worthy shit show had to happen this week of all weeks 😭
December 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
This cringe-worthy shit show had to happen this week of all weeks 😭
Man, this week of all weeks for this shit show.
December 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Man, this week of all weeks for this shit show.
Do you also see young hands tickling a testicle?
December 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Do you also see young hands tickling a testicle?
It's also taken. That's what you lick to win a Republican primary.
How about "Concussion Prolate Spheroid"?
How about "Concussion Prolate Spheroid"?
December 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
It's also taken. That's what you lick to win a Republican primary.
How about "Concussion Prolate Spheroid"?
How about "Concussion Prolate Spheroid"?