Yooltide Joy
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Every single time.
This NYT story failed the reader by not digging deeper. One subject dropped out of college after one year (five years ago) and lists "Windows" as his skillset. Story should be: young conservatives who blame immigrants for their personal failures and whose lives won't be improved w/ fewer immigrants
December 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Every single time.
My annual holiday rewatch of When Harry Met Sally will be especially bittersweet this year.
December 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
My annual holiday rewatch of When Harry Met Sally will be especially bittersweet this year.
I want more Americans to watch grocery hauls in the UK, a tiny ocean bound island, where they can get trolleys full of fresh produce and meat and veggies and bread for far less than we, in the expansive breadbasket of the world, can.
December 15, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I want more Americans to watch grocery hauls in the UK, a tiny ocean bound island, where they can get trolleys full of fresh produce and meat and veggies and bread for far less than we, in the expansive breadbasket of the world, can.
As a 44yo mother to a passel of boys, I get why Phil Rivers was like I need to go back to work.
December 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
As a 44yo mother to a passel of boys, I get why Phil Rivers was like I need to go back to work.
Guys I have made a recent discovery.
December 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Guys I have made a recent discovery.
I realized I find Thursday nights stressful bc I have a rigid evening routine with the kids that slightly differs on Thursdays and throw in the mammogram today, I am all out of sorts.
December 12, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I realized I find Thursday nights stressful bc I have a rigid evening routine with the kids that slightly differs on Thursdays and throw in the mammogram today, I am all out of sorts.
I got my first mammogram today at 44. I had thought you got them starting at 45 (based on the old guidance) but apparently they start at 40 now. It took 30 mins and knowing a colleague battled breast cancer in her 30s, it seemed crazy not to get it done. Get checked!
December 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I got my first mammogram today at 44. I had thought you got them starting at 45 (based on the old guidance) but apparently they start at 40 now. It took 30 mins and knowing a colleague battled breast cancer in her 30s, it seemed crazy not to get it done. Get checked!
Watching Senator KIM @kim.senate.gov give his first floor speech as a Korean American and a former Senate staffer. My God on today, what a country.
December 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Watching Senator KIM @kim.senate.gov give his first floor speech as a Korean American and a former Senate staffer. My God on today, what a country.
I mean, just my tiny peninsular home country developed its own alphabet and language, had elaborate palaces and government structures, revolutionized naval warfare, made significant music and art, and make your EVs go brrr, so okay…
Stop printing lies in the newspaper. There need to be consequences for printing lies in the newspaper. He literally says and believes exactly this, several times per day and on camera.
December 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I mean, just my tiny peninsular home country developed its own alphabet and language, had elaborate palaces and government structures, revolutionized naval warfare, made significant music and art, and make your EVs go brrr, so okay…
One nice thing about my kids getting older is I can talk frankly to Bigs and Smalls about the fact that I’m tired and overwhelmed right now and need more help and patience and them being like “aight.” 😂
December 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
One nice thing about my kids getting older is I can talk frankly to Bigs and Smalls about the fact that I’m tired and overwhelmed right now and need more help and patience and them being like “aight.” 😂
Only this dumbass admin would think serifs have anything to do with woke.
Also what is this sentence I just wrote??
Also what is this sentence I just wrote??
December 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Only this dumbass admin would think serifs have anything to do with woke.
Also what is this sentence I just wrote??
Also what is this sentence I just wrote??
Panda did escape today and I caught her unrepentant down the street.
December 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Panda did escape today and I caught her unrepentant down the street.
Regressive sales tax machines go brrrrr
Gov. Greg Abbott, as part of his reelection campaign, wants to make it harder for Texas cities and counties to raise property taxes.
Local leaders have warned that further restrictions would mean fewer services like parks and libraries.
Local leaders have warned that further restrictions would mean fewer services like parks and libraries.
Abbott: Texas voters should have final say on property taxes
Texas cities and counties already face limits on how much revenue they can generate. Local leaders have warned that further restrictions would mean fewer services like parks and libraries.
www.texastribune.org
December 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Regressive sales tax machines go brrrrr
Kids are so weird bc they act like mom-initiated activities are lame and you get frustrated/defeated but then like 2 years later they will recount the memory or suggest you do it again and like, sir what?
December 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Kids are so weird bc they act like mom-initiated activities are lame and you get frustrated/defeated but then like 2 years later they will recount the memory or suggest you do it again and like, sir what?
My 40yo mom of 2 law school bestie sent me a “deez nuts” joke last night.
Sometimes people are like "aren't you worried about the kids and their nonsensical new brainrot memes"
But like, the thing is, I can still spot a member of my internet generation by how they respond to "badger badger badger badger"
Playing with language and rhythm is fun, it'll be fine!
But like, the thing is, I can still spot a member of my internet generation by how they respond to "badger badger badger badger"
Playing with language and rhythm is fun, it'll be fine!
One of the things we've enjoyed the most about the six-seven phenomenon is the way it comes with a gesture, which we've also seen represented in emoji form as:
🫴 six-seven 🫳
🫴 six-seven 🫳
December 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
My 40yo mom of 2 law school bestie sent me a “deez nuts” joke last night.
Panda did not rise at 430am, but Tiny did freak out at 230am bc he spilled a bottle of water all over himself.
December 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Panda did not rise at 430am, but Tiny did freak out at 230am bc he spilled a bottle of water all over himself.
Lol the number of South Koreans who travel to Guam and Hawaii alone, nevermind SF and LA…
December 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Lol the number of South Koreans who travel to Guam and Hawaii alone, nevermind SF and LA…
For Christmas I’m getting a $1200 crown apparently.
December 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
For Christmas I’m getting a $1200 crown apparently.
Reposted by Yooltide Joy
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
Caught red handed trying to tip toe out on another adventure.
December 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Caught red handed trying to tip toe out on another adventure.
Panda woke up Bigs at 430am and pestered him to be fed in the middle of the night. Like a cat. 🙄
December 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Panda woke up Bigs at 430am and pestered him to be fed in the middle of the night. Like a cat. 🙄