This is NOT Bruticus's leg proportions. Bruticus looks like *browses character models*

uh oh

*Frantically starts flipping though model sheets*

uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

I don’t do it all the time, but one of my favorite ways to troll people is to go into #dinosaur discussions and declare that feathered dinosaurs are “not canon”.

When you’re the paper of record and have definitely understood the franchise up until this point

If you support consumer rights and/or media preservation (hint: YOU SHOULD) and you live in the EU or UK, go to www.stopkillinggames.com and sign the petition. If you don’t live in the EU/UK, share this with people who do. #stopkillinggames

Who’s ready for B2EMO’s big fight scene next week? #Andor #StarWars

I will be buried with all my stuff in an elaborate tomb complex when I die, complete with booby traps and spooky curses. The ancient Egyptians had the right idea, you CAN take it with you. In 5k years archaeologists will be like “holy shit this guy was awesome.”

Rest in peace #DavidLynch.

I’m still ultra salty that they made a new action figure of Mara Jade last year and plastered the packaging with her artwork from the comics, her signature look that permeated into a bunch of media sources, and then didn’t make the figure look like the artwork

@jeffvandermeer.bsky.social I remember you said you might be interested in writing an Alien novel if you came up with a good idea, so what if, NOW HOLD ON A MINUTE LET ME FINISH, what if it was a multi-book series about Jones’ adventures on Gateway Station after Ripley leaves him behind.

“The perfect #lego MOC doesn’t exis—“

. @tombraider.com I would love to see a 1/12th scale (6”) Classic/Unified Lara Croft action figure, and I’m extremely confident other people would too.

@mercuryeric.bsky.social I sent you a message!

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