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Cousin Skeeter.

@xandyman.bsky.social

910 followers 630 following 890 posts

Functional lunatic. Learning • loving • laughing • living.

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Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · Nov 20

Oh look, a mirror I can fit in 😊

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Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · Mar 6

Goat break up song.

Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · Mar 6

Missy + 702 collabs are all insane ❤️‍🔥

Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · Mar 6

Her whiny mopy ass. Stand up!

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Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · Mar 6

My shit be hungry

Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · Mar 6

I’ll finally have a solid answer to “what radicalized you?”

jamelle @jamellebouie.net · Mar 5

interested to see what happens when the social security checks stop flowing

Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · Mar 6

My meat be tinglinggggg when y’all post pics in fishnets and thigh highs and shit 🤤

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Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · Mar 5

See, no. Bc should any of those be the case is being annoying and impatient gonna get you a response any quicker? You better go sit down.

BOYRICH @eyekhan.bsky.social · Mar 5

NGL, if the convo was immediate in cadence up until that last text, you get anxiety.

Did the text go through?!
Did you see it?!
(Depending on topic) Did that scare you off?!
Did I say something wrong?!
What if it was urgent & now all of a sudden you lag?!
How it just HAPPEN to be NOW you slow up?

Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · Mar 5

People who send “???” because they didn’t get a response quick enough can go to hell

Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · Mar 5

Failure to speak up when people hurt you is teaching them to do it again.

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Koh The Nutt Stealer @gregathus88.bsky.social · Mar 5

Whenever people send me that I literally tell them to calm down.

Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · Mar 5

People who send “???” because they didn’t get a response quick enough can go to hell

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ֆȶ.ʀɨɖɨռɢɦօօɖ 🍀 @saintridinghood.bsky.social · Mar 5

I’ll be “???” To Satan too fym 💀💀

Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · Mar 5

People who send “???” because they didn’t get a response quick enough can go to hell

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MR. BIG GULP 🙂‍↔️🥤🎃 @solodagawd.outside.baby · Mar 5

Legit hate that shit with a passion lol

Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · Mar 5

People who send “???” because they didn’t get a response quick enough can go to hell

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Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · Mar 5

Also why are niggas still going out their way to still use “koo” and “coo.” in place of cool?

That’s a fetch that never happened.

Y’all are adults and this isn’t AIM. Let’s spell our age.

Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · Mar 5

I prefer this over them aggressive ass triple+ question marks. Like let’s have a little control and decorum here.

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Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · Mar 5

Literally can’t even bring myself to respond at all now. Hope it was worth it lol

Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · Mar 5

You get it.

Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · Mar 5

I gotta tell my ex I’m moving 1500 miles away next month, and there will be crying and throwing up.

It’s like having to break up with him all over again

Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · Mar 5

Last year was about mental health wealth. 2025 is about financial abundance and looking good naked.

Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · Mar 5

It’s a Paramore kind of morning.

Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · Mar 5

People who send “???” because they didn’t get a response quick enough can go to hell

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Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · Mar 5

The concept of healing is so powerful and divine. It’s a force that exists in all of us way beyond what our bodies can do. Tap in.

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Bitch, plz—pass the blunt 💨 @sirvonchilds.bsky.social · Mar 4

I tend to take long naps. For example, my naps during the day could be between 3 to 4 hours. People think I’ve abandoned them whenever I don’t respond within that time frame because how long I sleep.

I need yall niggas to calm down.
I’m just sleeping. 😒

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Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · Mar 5

What you working on?

Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · Mar 5

Um no I need to hear my would-be murderers tryna make their entry.

Y’all wanna end up on Forensic Files so bad

𝕚𝕕𝕜 シ @mcmxcv1.bsky.social · Mar 5

Y'all sleep without background noise?

Cousin Skeeter. @xandyman.bsky.social · Mar 5

“Some people graduate but be still stupid.” - Ye