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Smoke Opossum
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Monotreme with moves. Tourist guide in Mexico city. Monera. Vil Iguana de Mar. Banner art is a commision, pfp is by me.
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This is very important to me, so it's kind of the best thing to pin to my profile
Pizza Dance - Hypnospace Outlaw (Artist - Jay Tholen)
Luis Felipe Tovar es nuestro Christopher Walken
December 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Told you we're a MAISONdes house
December 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Told you it was important
December 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Anyway I doubt I have that many readers but in the off chance anyone reads this and comes from a Catholic family, did they 'weaponize' prayer, too?
December 4, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Imagine dyin' and getting to see the whole truths in the hearts of the others (this is my headcanon shut up) and being able to go all 'uh huh, just like I always suspected from them'. Would the validation be worth it, at that moment? I don't think so, and hope to live my life in such a way.
December 4, 2025 at 4:27 AM
You gotta source a latino cobbler. Dude'll set your old shoes up with some car tire soles that'll never wear out: youtu.be/0WlLxneQxRk?...
December 4, 2025 at 4:13 AM
December 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
oh fun, I can show off:

POSS
Spider-monkey
Howlin' monkey
Mexican agouti
Pelican
Stingray (briefly, before I booked it back to the sand)
Woodpecker
Crocodiles

and those are the ones I can remember off the toppa mah head
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:

Mountain lions
Coyotes (so many)
Black bear
Barred tiger salamander
Rufous hummingbird
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:

Moose
Wolves
Grey/harbor seals
Otter
Fin whales
December 2, 2025 at 5:41 AM
As an interpreter+ classically trained paper translator I was very interested in reading this, but I'm thankful for the paywall (whose existence I understand) since it makes me realize, I don't -need- to read this.
December 2, 2025 at 5:28 AM
You might not like it and it's hard for me to say since this is a MAISONdes house, but Evangelion VOX is probably the best anime-franchise-related album.
December 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Mojito popsicle #CDMX
November 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I was gonna save this and send it to this one friend from college who is heavy into cycling but I don't wanna come off as mean
November 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Have I even gone to five concerts?

● Moby
■ Queens of the Stone Age
● Vive Latino (saw Fito Páez, QotSA again and Gorillaz)
■ Interpol
November 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I survived the rise and fall of MSN Messenger and all I got was this warped self-image
November 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
oh hey are you or someone you know coming to #CDMX aka Mexico City aka an awesome, fun place to visit? In this Small Business Saturday make sure to comment here for me to guide you around! I'm born and raised here and fully certified by the National School of Anthropology and History! #localguide
November 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Opossum: The Marsupialade
Vampire: the Masquerade game but you don't play vampires, you play fucked up lil goblins doing your own masquerade but without any of the money or power or competence.

Mostly it's pretending you are a weird looking dog and stealing from dumpsters.
November 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
My "real" friends I can count with one hand and it's been worth it
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I followed mr Scalzi from an old friend's praise of him (hey Bill, hope you're well) but this is how you know the man is on the ball.
I mean, that's just tech in a general sense
Bluesky owes much of it's existence to swingers & furries
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
November 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
My laptop is from 2016 and still going strong!
This will never be me - I bought an M4 Mac Air just before my book tour - but I think the premise of "device hoarding" here is ridiculous. With every major purchase, buy as well as you can and then use that thing until you can't use it any more. That's just sensible.

www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h...
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing the economy
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever before, and while it may be consumer smart, it comes at a cost to work productivity and the U.S. economy.
www.cnbc.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Mom once chucked a whole turkey in a pot because she was craving some stock. On the actual dinner she had her big bowl and was beaming while everyone looked at the pile of boiled-destroyed turkey in confusion
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore

I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
What a time to be alive
This thing is really cool, but it's also unbearably funny to see it flop around.
November 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Reposted by Smoke Opossum
You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️‍⚧️
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
i've made signs, in my time
November 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM