Katie Mazza-Phillips
@worldofktebs.bsky.social
Writer. Snarkasaurs. 🦕 Recovering Masshole.
https://www.ktmazzaphillips.com/
Work in: McSweeney's, Failbetter, Bridge Eight, Lunch Ticket Amuse-Bouche, The Dawn Review, Monkeybicycle, Gargoyle Magazine, and The Rat's Ass Review.
https://www.ktmazzaphillips.com/
Work in: McSweeney's, Failbetter, Bridge Eight, Lunch Ticket Amuse-Bouche, The Dawn Review, Monkeybicycle, Gargoyle Magazine, and The Rat's Ass Review.
Bondi spending her night doing a Find and Replace “Trump” for “Clinton.”
November 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Bondi spending her night doing a Find and Replace “Trump” for “Clinton.”
Good job today, Congress. Now do healthcare.
November 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Good job today, Congress. Now do healthcare.
Maybe some day our Congress will vote 427 to 1 for universal healthcare or a higher minimum wage or gun control or anything else that would help millions of people.
November 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Maybe some day our Congress will vote 427 to 1 for universal healthcare or a higher minimum wage or gun control or anything else that would help millions of people.
Trump sucking another man's dick is fine with me. Everything else Trump does is not.
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Trump sucking another man's dick is fine with me. Everything else Trump does is not.
Just saw that The Big Lebowski is on TCM and my hip broke itself.
November 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Just saw that The Big Lebowski is on TCM and my hip broke itself.
Home Alone only has a 66% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes? This is a crime! I demand an investigation!
November 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Home Alone only has a 66% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes? This is a crime! I demand an investigation!
If you're following along at home, we've moved from the "THE CLINTONS ARE RUNNING A PEDOPHILE RING IN A PIZZA PARLOR!" part of the program to the "But Is It Really Wrong If the Girl is Older Than 12?" territory. #epstein #releasethefiles
November 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
If you're following along at home, we've moved from the "THE CLINTONS ARE RUNNING A PEDOPHILE RING IN A PIZZA PARLOR!" part of the program to the "But Is It Really Wrong If the Girl is Older Than 12?" territory. #epstein #releasethefiles
Nothing says “Not in the Epstein files” quite like calling reps to the White House to tell them to remove their names from a petition to release the files. #epsteinfiles #trump #imsureitsnotwhatitookslike
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Nothing says “Not in the Epstein files” quite like calling reps to the White House to tell them to remove their names from a petition to release the files. #epsteinfiles #trump #imsureitsnotwhatitookslike
The Democratic party.
November 10, 2025 at 1:00 PM
The Democratic party.
Heard an anti-immigrant ad on the radio this morning. It starred Kristi Noem praising Trump. Paid for by DHS. How many of our taxpayer dollars were spent on that while children go hungry?
November 5, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Heard an anti-immigrant ad on the radio this morning. It starred Kristi Noem praising Trump. Paid for by DHS. How many of our taxpayer dollars were spent on that while children go hungry?
Happy FAFO Day to all who celebrate! Now let’s do the same thing in the midterms.
November 5, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Happy FAFO Day to all who celebrate! Now let’s do the same thing in the midterms.
November 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The most rewarding part of eating beets is forgetting you ate them and freaking out when you see your red urine in the toilet.
November 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The most rewarding part of eating beets is forgetting you ate them and freaking out when you see your red urine in the toilet.
Is this what "the ballroom is being privately funded" means?
Breaking News: President Trump wants $230 million from the Justice Department for investigating him, people familiar with the matter say. Any settlement might ultimately be approved by senior department officials who defended him or those in his orbit. nyti.ms/4hmIi5X
October 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Is this what "the ballroom is being privately funded" means?
I’m sure Mexico will pay for the ballroom.
October 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I’m sure Mexico will pay for the ballroom.
October 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
October 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The real crime is John Bolton still had an AOL email account. #JohnBolton #YouHaveMail
October 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The real crime is John Bolton still had an AOL email account. #JohnBolton #YouHaveMail
"Mitch, show us through movement an interpretation of what your leadership has done to America." #mitchmcconnell #fall
83 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just tripped and fell while being asked about ICE
October 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
"Mitch, show us through movement an interpretation of what your leadership has done to America." #mitchmcconnell #fall
Reposted by Katie Mazza-Phillips
"It’s out of my hands. Billy Joel and the American Dental Association reached a binding agreement sometime in the mid-2000s. Dentists across America are required by law to pump out 'River of Dreams' so that every patient hears it when they’re in the office."
I Am Legally Obligated to Play Billy Joel’s “River of Dreams” at Least Once During Your Dental Appointment
You probably don’t hear “River of Dreams” much anymore. It’s never on the radio, and no one is streaming that song of their own free will. But here...
buff.ly
October 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
"It’s out of my hands. Billy Joel and the American Dental Association reached a binding agreement sometime in the mid-2000s. Dentists across America are required by law to pump out 'River of Dreams' so that every patient hears it when they’re in the office."
Making my @mcsweeneys.net debut today. Thrilled to be a contributor to one of the funniest sites around. #mcsweeney's #billyjoel #dentist #earworm
I Am Legally Obligated to Play Billy Joel’s “River of Dreams” at Least Once During Your Dental Appointment www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-a...
I Am Legally Obligated to Play Billy Joel’s “River of Dreams” at Least Once During Your Dental Appointment www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-a...
I Am Legally Obligated to Play Billy Joel’s “River of Dreams” at Least Once During Your Dental Appointment
You probably don’t hear “River of Dreams” much anymore. It’s never on the radio, and no one is streaming that song of their own free will. But here...
www.mcsweeneys.net
October 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Making my @mcsweeneys.net debut today. Thrilled to be a contributor to one of the funniest sites around. #mcsweeney's #billyjoel #dentist #earworm
I Am Legally Obligated to Play Billy Joel’s “River of Dreams” at Least Once During Your Dental Appointment www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-a...
I Am Legally Obligated to Play Billy Joel’s “River of Dreams” at Least Once During Your Dental Appointment www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-a...
October 14, 2025 at 11:48 AM