Katie Mazza-Phillips
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Katie Mazza-Phillips
@worldofktebs.bsky.social
Writer. Snarkasaurs. 🦕 Recovering Masshole.

https://www.ktmazzaphillips.com/

Work in: McSweeney's, Failbetter, Bridge Eight, Lunch Ticket Amuse-Bouche, The Dawn Review, Monkeybicycle, Gargoyle Magazine, and The Rat's Ass Review.
There’s…um..A. Mendment and um also Hay B. Uscorpus and also Jude Law.
November 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The Greater Journey by McCullough and The Wide Wide Sea by Hampton Sides. Didn’t see those listed yet.
November 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Is your battery level a tribute to Trump and Bubba?
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
How old is the wood?
November 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Who knew that having a person with prosecutorial experience was so necessary for successfully prosecuting a case? Gee, the law is complicated.
November 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The choice is made. The traveler has come.
November 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
What a bunch of snowflakes who are attracted to vapors that hasn't yet fully formed into mature snowflakes.
November 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The music scene! The art! The pedophilia! The department store windows lit up for Christmas! The sex trafficking! What a time it was!
November 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Sometimes you ran out of hardtack and you had to go get some hardback instead.
November 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Pounding a Sam Adams while dumping tea in the nearest body of water I hope.
November 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Yes. It’s dusty. In my vagina. From looking at this photo.
November 16, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Guess what? Your call is NOT important to them.
November 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
He could just keep moving her to other facilities, each less strict than the last, until she’s finally in a Denny’s and just walks out.
November 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
May I submit my own piece published in Monkeybicycle? monkeybicycle.net/tourists/
Tourists
monkeybicycle.net
November 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The Devil Wears Prada 2 trailer was released. That’s all you need to know.
November 13, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I like big bots and I cannot lie.
November 12, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Not all heros wear bread.
November 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM