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These people thought Jack Nicholson was supposed to be the hero of the movie
Arkansas Sen. Tom Cotton said Adm. Frank M. Bradley "was very clear that he was given no such order, to give no quarter or to kill them all" during Thursday's closed-door briefing regarding the Sept. 2 attack on an alleged drug boat.
Admiral Says There Was No 'Kill Them All' Order in Boat Attack, But Video Alarms Lawmakers
Adm.Frank “Mitch” Bradley told lawmakers Thursday that there was no “kill them all” order given during a strike on an alleged drug boat.
buff.ly
December 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
These people thought Jack Nicholson was supposed to be the hero of the movie
it is very funny that the soccer people made an award that's just a bunch of hands desperately reaching to grab a ball
It looks like it was made last minute via a tag sale and a trip to Staples
December 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
it is very funny that the soccer people made an award that's just a bunch of hands desperately reaching to grab a ball
When you get to the pages of The Red Book written by Samwise
I know I would like the premise of this book, but right now, it’s almost entirely a love letter to gardening. And that’s great, but I don’t know how long this letter will be, since it’s already the third chapter and still waxing poetic. Not that gardening is a problem, but… not the story…
December 6, 2025 at 4:27 AM
When you get to the pages of The Red Book written by Samwise
As it turns out, 20 other people on the same carriage of the 6th train recently reported a delusional man in a blue puffy jacket claiming he was bothered by a woman in a white top and dark pants, who no one else could see
In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.
Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway
A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.
futurism.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
As it turns out, 20 other people on the same carriage of the 6th train recently reported a delusional man in a blue puffy jacket claiming he was bothered by a woman in a white top and dark pants, who no one else could see
Much like that time you and your cheating ex "agreed to part ways" after you changed the locks and put all their crap in a box on the lawn while they were at work
Breaking: Vanity Fair and Olivia Nuzzi agreed to part ways after new revelations and allegations about an affair with RFK Jr. and her behavior while reporting on him.
Exclusive | Vanity Fair to Part Ways With Journalist Olivia Nuzzi
Nuzzi’s contract with Vanity Fair expires at year-end, following new allegations and revelations about her conduct while she reported on Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
on.wsj.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Much like that time you and your cheating ex "agreed to part ways" after you changed the locks and put all their crap in a box on the lawn while they were at work
Beginning to think the unrelenting stubbornness of this most recent wave of depression might, in fact, NOT be something wrong with my neurons
This is depraved
Soon, CNN will run live odds on world events where its viewers can gamble on them in real time on their smartphones. One recent Kalshi betting market that allowed people to bet on whether Palestinians in Gaza would suffer mass starvation.
December 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Beginning to think the unrelenting stubbornness of this most recent wave of depression might, in fact, NOT be something wrong with my neurons
This thread has unlocked a level of Mr Burnsian chuckling more malicious than anything I thought I had in me
Hey, I want to offer some helpful tips for coping with the cold for ICE folks who might have come from warmer places.
1. Wear cotton socks! Cotton is nice and soft next to your skin and will absorb your sweat so your feet stay warm. Cotton everything but ESPECIALLY socks!
1. Wear cotton socks! Cotton is nice and soft next to your skin and will absorb your sweat so your feet stay warm. Cotton everything but ESPECIALLY socks!
Good morning to fuckers in our neighborhood kidnapping our neighbors! Can you see the city skyline? No? You’re wondering if Minneapolis burned down again overnight? Oh no, sweetie. That’s ice crystals in the air . It looks like it will get to around -8F without windchill! Please enjoy your stay!
December 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
This thread has unlocked a level of Mr Burnsian chuckling more malicious than anything I thought I had in me
I'm a civilian, and I'm even an off-duty civilian right now, and I still just fixed my posture
December 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I'm a civilian, and I'm even an off-duty civilian right now, and I still just fixed my posture
is it to much to ask that our Congresspeople be able to understand what happens to the stuff in a boat, or other container, when it is flipped upside down
Q: What did you see in the second strike?
Cotton: "I saw two survivors trying to flip a boat -- loaded with drugs, bound for the United States -- back over, so they could stay in the fight."
Cotton: "I saw two survivors trying to flip a boat -- loaded with drugs, bound for the United States -- back over, so they could stay in the fight."
December 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
is it to much to ask that our Congresspeople be able to understand what happens to the stuff in a boat, or other container, when it is flipped upside down
"We blew up their boat and instead of just DYING, like decent upstanding Americans would have done, they started SWIMMING. TOWARD LAND. Can you believe it???"
December 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
"We blew up their boat and instead of just DYING, like decent upstanding Americans would have done, they started SWIMMING. TOWARD LAND. Can you believe it???"
I've never slept with a "firm handshake" guy but I have shaken hands with them, and if the handshaking reflects their sexing then no, thank you.
I can't imagine noticing the kind of bullshit these gurus give advice about — Have a firm handshake, pay the bill, make prolonged eye contact, etc. Even in gay world where things are much more looks- and sex-oriented I'm not going to have sex with you unless I like being around you!
December 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I've never slept with a "firm handshake" guy but I have shaken hands with them, and if the handshaking reflects their sexing then no, thank you.
"And I see you have no family history of ADHD, yet you want both kids evaluated?"
Imma stop you right there, doc, and tell you a tale of my grandmother, a dustpan, and the freezer.
Imma stop you right there, doc, and tell you a tale of my grandmother, a dustpan, and the freezer.
I don't need to watch unboxing videos, I have Opening the Microwave with ADHD. Will it be empty? Is yesterday's breakfast still in there? Will I go to heat up my coffee and find another mug of coffee? The passport I just spent $150 replacing? Impossible to say
December 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"And I see you have no family history of ADHD, yet you want both kids evaluated?"
Imma stop you right there, doc, and tell you a tale of my grandmother, a dustpan, and the freezer.
Imma stop you right there, doc, and tell you a tale of my grandmother, a dustpan, and the freezer.
I'm 44 and I don't use TikTok, so I don't think the problem is "kids today" and I don't think the problem is TikTok.
Maybe the problem is the bombs and the guns and the locking out of food and doctors?
Maybe the problem is the bombs and the guns and the locking out of food and doctors?
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 3, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I'm 44 and I don't use TikTok, so I don't think the problem is "kids today" and I don't think the problem is TikTok.
Maybe the problem is the bombs and the guns and the locking out of food and doctors?
Maybe the problem is the bombs and the guns and the locking out of food and doctors?
BRB going to tell my kid they are NOT just "perfect for annoying mom"
6,700-Year-Old Shell Trumpets Were Prehistoric Communication Tools, Study Suggests gizmodo.com/6700-year-ol...
6,700-Year-Old Shell Trumpets Were Prehistoric Communication Tools, Study Suggests
Researchers in Spain investigated what kind of noise shells used by Neolithic societies made.
gizmodo.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
BRB going to tell my kid they are NOT just "perfect for annoying mom"
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be the bitch doing something yourself that you want to see in the world
there’s a scene in the new documentary where Elizabeth Taylor is talking about the stigma of AIDS and how she got involved in the movement and it’s fucking everything
December 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
be the bitch doing something yourself that you want to see in the world
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the things i want to say violate the terms of service here.
These are screenshots from an actual DHS press release that just went out offering "self-deportation" as a "gift" to "illegal aliens" this holiday season.
This administration is truly repugnant.
This administration is truly repugnant.
December 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
the things i want to say violate the terms of service here.
Besides the insinuation that psychology is some kind of non-serious field where you can just do/say whatever you want (not remotely true) ...
*** the essay was badly written ON PURPOSE. By a plant who wanted to set up the path to getting a trans person fired. ***
Keep your eye on the ball.
*** the essay was badly written ON PURPOSE. By a plant who wanted to set up the path to getting a trans person fired. ***
Keep your eye on the ball.
December 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Besides the insinuation that psychology is some kind of non-serious field where you can just do/say whatever you want (not remotely true) ...
*** the essay was badly written ON PURPOSE. By a plant who wanted to set up the path to getting a trans person fired. ***
Keep your eye on the ball.
*** the essay was badly written ON PURPOSE. By a plant who wanted to set up the path to getting a trans person fired. ***
Keep your eye on the ball.
The Christmas tree in its storage bag is her most favoritest thing in the whole world, and she considers it an absolute violation of feline rights that it's only accessible for 20 minutes twice a year.
December 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
The Christmas tree in its storage bag is her most favoritest thing in the whole world, and she considers it an absolute violation of feline rights that it's only accessible for 20 minutes twice a year.
Hey, kids. If you're buying a wrench (for entirely legal purposes, of course), spend more than $4.
Speaking of Sam Altman. . .
His ex-boyfriend (I know, right?) was just robbed of $11MM in crypto
His ex-boyfriend (I know, right?) was just robbed of $11MM in crypto
November 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Hey, kids. If you're buying a wrench (for entirely legal purposes, of course), spend more than $4.
Tis the season
for stealing all the blankets
for stealing all the blankets
November 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Tis the season
for stealing all the blankets
for stealing all the blankets
Really hate it when my factors fexcector. The lab cleanup takes hours.
"Runctitiononal features"? "Medical fymblal"? "1 Tol Line storee"? This gets worse the longer you look at it. But it's got to be good, because it was published in Nature Scientific Reports last week: www.nature.com/articles/s41... h/t @asa.tsbalans.se
November 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Really hate it when my factors fexcector. The lab cleanup takes hours.
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The problem with ICE is not that it's targeting people who aren't criminals. The problem with ICE is that it's an unaccountable secret deportation police. It cannot be reformed under a better president. It can be made less terrible, but the instrument of repression remains for the next tyrant.
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The problem with ICE is not that it's targeting people who aren't criminals. The problem with ICE is that it's an unaccountable secret deportation police. It cannot be reformed under a better president. It can be made less terrible, but the instrument of repression remains for the next tyrant.
I live in a tourism area that is, unfortunately, about 2 hours from Disney World (etc) and WOOOOO do visitors expect headpats for dodging the mouse to come here instead.
People who feel bad at being called tourists are without doubt the most tedious people on earth to get stuck next to on a plane and it isn't close to close
Tourists are an interesting group in that they consistently deny what we all know they are. I can’t think of anything that screams tourist more than reducing each experience down to charm bracelet size and wearing it around. If tourism is your thing, just embrace it!
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I live in a tourism area that is, unfortunately, about 2 hours from Disney World (etc) and WOOOOO do visitors expect headpats for dodging the mouse to come here instead.
Shout out to the guy checking out at Walmart at 8am, with 2 toddlers in his cart, buying - complete list - 1 turkey roasting pan and the biggest bundle of toilet paper they sell.
You are your wife's hero, sir 🫡
You are your wife's hero, sir 🫡
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Shout out to the guy checking out at Walmart at 8am, with 2 toddlers in his cart, buying - complete list - 1 turkey roasting pan and the biggest bundle of toilet paper they sell.
You are your wife's hero, sir 🫡
You are your wife's hero, sir 🫡
They're both good, but can't be ranked- in completely different classes.
If you want one of them, there's no way the other will ever fit the bill.
If you want one of them, there's no way the other will ever fit the bill.
key lime pie crushes cheese cake. not even close
November 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
They're both good, but can't be ranked- in completely different classes.
If you want one of them, there's no way the other will ever fit the bill.
If you want one of them, there's no way the other will ever fit the bill.