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Currently working on follow-up research to determine if this also may be a viable treatment for Tuesday
Just waiting for them to pull out the classic "Well I WAS going to, but now that you've thrown a fit about it, I don't want to anymore."
So nice to see the new generation of heisters is being brought up in the field PROPERLY
"We're testing if anyone will do anything about this"
Grok says facts don't care about your feelings
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Something maybe worth noting is that all the frog costumes and signs and good-natured memeing came about because a wide spectrum of Americans saw someone in direct, brave confrontation with ICE—getting pepperballed and standing their ground—and thought “that’s awesome. That person is a hero”
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For God’s sake let us sit upon the ground
And tell sad stories of the death of kings
Only what had to be done, no more.
Lol I didn't see active dressed like that. Tons of normal folks in dad-joke tshirts though.
I pre-dated my timesheet and sent it in a week ago to beat the rush
It’s going to take ages to pay all these people
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Take note of all these people turning out for protests in small towns in red states.

Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”
Calling them violent extremists for no reason at all makes every elderly white hippie I know feel great! Takes em right back to the wrongful accusations of their youthful college days ...
AI has some specific, narrow tasks for which it is very useful. None of them are things random average folks are doing in their living rooms.

For everything else, you already have an ACTUAL Ibtelligence.
There are basically only two positions in the debate about AI.
1. I’ve barely invested any time in learning how to use it effectively. AI sucks.
2. I’ve invested in learning how to use this tool. Holy cow, it’s transformational.

Position #1 has lower barriers to entry.
Do they think shaving is permanent?
This!
Also a solid plan for non-elderly after a sudden, unexpected fall. Slow down, calm down, and make sure everything's stable before hustling them up to flee the press corps!
"I don't pay attention to what my staffers have in their cubicles" would have been a perfectly serviceable lie, but they went with "it was a secret invisible swastika planted by antifa"? Okayyyyy
Really great thread.
Everyone should know this stuff, even if you're never around any elderly senators!
Just so folks know- they didn’t handle that fall by Mitch McConnell well. When seniors or frail people fall, the best thing to do is actually let them lay where they are. Some people recommend counting to a certain number. While the person lays there-
Increasingly aware that a mysterious space-time accident that landed me on the USS Enterprise would end with me facing down a glassy panel and saying, "NO. SHUT UP AND GIVE ME A KEYBOARD."
He's also definitely "had work done", he just got it done *well*.
Actually the beans-n-franks were probably doomed as soon as they came out of the same can, which isn't technically her fault
It's actually impressive that she can ruin lasagna AND baked-beans-n-franks in one terrifying recipe
Mine holds the absolutely unwavering belief that "only" is not a word.

And regularly changes normal words into proper names of people I've never met. Idk who programmed it, but some guy named "McHenry" is at the top of my suspect list.
I wouldn't trust three author of these messages to handle a customer-facing position at McDonalds, sir. Your painful lesson can be an exciting new career in restocking the buns on the back line, speaking to no one.
So brave for squads of armed and body-armored grown men to take on the terrifying scourge of ... random teenagers from HOA's in Hoffman Estates

😡
ICE drag girl out of car & body slam her to ground—then pin her face down & kneel on her neck.

"I'm 15!" she cries out. "I'm not resisting!"

Agents have now asked multiple area housing associations to unlock main doors—so they can go door to door.

Hoffman Estates, Illinois