woofer
@wooferstl.bsky.social
just a crazy ol’ bear from Saint Louis. dog dad/slave to Fred & Ethyl!
Nekkidness is a given. If you don’t care to see the nekkidity, please turn on your filter to block ADULT Content.
Thank You.
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Nekkidness is a given. If you don’t care to see the nekkidity, please turn on your filter to block ADULT Content.
Thank You.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
on wednesday i stopped in to see my favorite master mechanics @TelleTireAndAutoCenters.bsky.social to get some work done on the #wooferCar. a great bunch that i know i can entrust the safety of my treasured passengers to.
December 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
on wednesday i stopped in to see my favorite master mechanics @TelleTireAndAutoCenters.bsky.social to get some work done on the #wooferCar. a great bunch that i know i can entrust the safety of my treasured passengers to.
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And the MAGA hand book was written by some Austrian back in the 30s.
December 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
And the MAGA hand book was written by some Austrian back in the 30s.
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Who'd get down on their knees for me?
March 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Who'd get down on their knees for me?
on monday, the sun was up at dawn and so, apparently, was i.
was in a mood to wear something other than red or green and had a white Santa-hat with blue snowflakes i’d found @MERSGoodwill and came up with a #BlueChristmas concept!
was in a mood to wear something other than red or green and had a white Santa-hat with blue snowflakes i’d found @MERSGoodwill and came up with a #BlueChristmas concept!
December 9, 2025 at 11:47 AM
on monday, the sun was up at dawn and so, apparently, was i.
was in a mood to wear something other than red or green and had a white Santa-hat with blue snowflakes i’d found @MERSGoodwill and came up with a #BlueChristmas concept!
was in a mood to wear something other than red or green and had a white Santa-hat with blue snowflakes i’d found @MERSGoodwill and came up with a #BlueChristmas concept!
the new(‘ish) #SortingSantaHat is becoming a big hit!
here’s the deal:
1) i hold it upside down in my hands, rotating it while i explain the rules
2) the “victim” closes their eyes and keeps them closed
3) keeping their eyes closed, they start rotating the hat while everybody sings “Jingle Bells”
here’s the deal:
1) i hold it upside down in my hands, rotating it while i explain the rules
2) the “victim” closes their eyes and keeps them closed
3) keeping their eyes closed, they start rotating the hat while everybody sings “Jingle Bells”
December 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
the new(‘ish) #SortingSantaHat is becoming a big hit!
here’s the deal:
1) i hold it upside down in my hands, rotating it while i explain the rules
2) the “victim” closes their eyes and keeps them closed
3) keeping their eyes closed, they start rotating the hat while everybody sings “Jingle Bells”
here’s the deal:
1) i hold it upside down in my hands, rotating it while i explain the rules
2) the “victim” closes their eyes and keeps them closed
3) keeping their eyes closed, they start rotating the hat while everybody sings “Jingle Bells”
#FredandEthyl try out the #SortingHat to see who’s naughty and nice
December 8, 2025 at 12:48 PM
#FredandEthyl try out the #SortingHat to see who’s naughty and nice
thursday was sunny if cold, but #ExecuSanta brought lots of smiles and took lots of pics with his pax 😍
December 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
thursday was sunny if cold, but #ExecuSanta brought lots of smiles and took lots of pics with his pax 😍
took wednesday off and actually got some stuff done! went by the auto parts store for fresh wiper blades - t’is the season, eh?
December 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
took wednesday off and actually got some stuff done! went by the auto parts store for fresh wiper blades - t’is the season, eh?
tuesday was clear but cooooold…which would explain why there was so much #ICE @ the airport 🥶¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #fucktrump #DHS
December 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
tuesday was clear but cooooold…which would explain why there was so much #ICE @ the airport 🥶¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #fucktrump #DHS
monday they called for light snow after 5pm, but this was noon at the airport and in no time all the freeways were red red red!! the fact that i stuck it out and kept my reservation requests was very lucrative
December 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
monday they called for light snow after 5pm, but this was noon at the airport and in no time all the freeways were red red red!! the fact that i stuck it out and kept my reservation requests was very lucrative
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Sadly relevant today.
December 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Sadly relevant today.
sunday morning. temps expected to be sub-freezing all day might be almost as dangerous to go out as it was yesterday (LOT of wrecks on saturday) but saw how dry our little side street was so decided to give it a go and was out all day. #FredAndEthyl forgave me
December 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
sunday morning. temps expected to be sub-freezing all day might be almost as dangerous to go out as it was yesterday (LOT of wrecks on saturday) but saw how dry our little side street was so decided to give it a go and was out all day. #FredAndEthyl forgave me
ain’t dat da truth!! 😢
November 30, 2025 at 1:14 PM
ain’t dat da truth!! 😢
SAT 29 NOV 25
a) 4:15AM - got up to pee; hmm…not lookin’ TOO bad…
b) 5:57AM - hmm…snow had started back in and comin’ down pretty good
c & d) - 7:44AM - oh FUCK no!! i might have brand new all-season tires, but i can’t afford getting this car fucked up less than 6 mo after i got it…
a) 4:15AM - got up to pee; hmm…not lookin’ TOO bad…
b) 5:57AM - hmm…snow had started back in and comin’ down pretty good
c & d) - 7:44AM - oh FUCK no!! i might have brand new all-season tires, but i can’t afford getting this car fucked up less than 6 mo after i got it…
November 30, 2025 at 1:11 PM
SAT 29 NOV 25
a) 4:15AM - got up to pee; hmm…not lookin’ TOO bad…
b) 5:57AM - hmm…snow had started back in and comin’ down pretty good
c & d) - 7:44AM - oh FUCK no!! i might have brand new all-season tires, but i can’t afford getting this car fucked up less than 6 mo after i got it…
a) 4:15AM - got up to pee; hmm…not lookin’ TOO bad…
b) 5:57AM - hmm…snow had started back in and comin’ down pretty good
c & d) - 7:44AM - oh FUCK no!! i might have brand new all-season tires, but i can’t afford getting this car fucked up less than 6 mo after i got it…
thursday was a chill holiday. and by chill, colder temps were coming into the area and since the porch was in shade all day, the layer of ice in the kids’ outdoor water bowl lasted all day!
November 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
thursday was a chill holiday. and by chill, colder temps were coming into the area and since the porch was in shade all day, the layer of ice in the kids’ outdoor water bowl lasted all day!
remembering my days barracking @ JJ’s Clubhouse while in college after retiring from the Army and the night before Thanksgiving was always the best night of the year! so i went down to my favorite local watering hole to hang out with my favorite bartender.
November 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
remembering my days barracking @ JJ’s Clubhouse while in college after retiring from the Army and the night before Thanksgiving was always the best night of the year! so i went down to my favorite local watering hole to hang out with my favorite bartender.
on wednesday, i dropped a rider off at the #OakGroveMausoleum where he’s helping to renovate the historic building and stopped to say howdy to the lions.
@Costco was just down the street so i tanked up the #wooferCar and went inside to stock up since back home i was having an #outofVODDYexperience!!
@Costco was just down the street so i tanked up the #wooferCar and went inside to stock up since back home i was having an #outofVODDYexperience!!
November 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
on wednesday, i dropped a rider off at the #OakGroveMausoleum where he’s helping to renovate the historic building and stopped to say howdy to the lions.
@Costco was just down the street so i tanked up the #wooferCar and went inside to stock up since back home i was having an #outofVODDYexperience!!
@Costco was just down the street so i tanked up the #wooferCar and went inside to stock up since back home i was having an #outofVODDYexperience!!
wasted most of tuesday trying to get help from #BranchCard - who manage the #UberProCard and are owned by #EvolveBank #EBTMemphis - about being scammed. apparently it’s been happening A LOT!!
November 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
wasted most of tuesday trying to get help from #BranchCard - who manage the #UberProCard and are owned by #EvolveBank #EBTMemphis - about being scammed. apparently it’s been happening A LOT!!
a while back, i saw this post and wanted to check this out. well on monday morning, i found myself south of the Arch and decided to check out the murals on the levee at the eastern end of Chouteau Ave. and then remembered the shipwreck of the USS Inaugural! pretty cool! #urbanexploring
November 29, 2025 at 12:21 PM
a while back, i saw this post and wanted to check this out. well on monday morning, i found myself south of the Arch and decided to check out the murals on the levee at the eastern end of Chouteau Ave. and then remembered the shipwreck of the USS Inaugural! pretty cool! #urbanexploring
saturday was #gamenight and we played #WhatDoYouMEME which is kinda like #CardsAgainstHumanity but using meme photos as the situation. was a lotta fun 🤪
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
saturday was #gamenight and we played #WhatDoYouMEME which is kinda like #CardsAgainstHumanity but using meme photos as the situation. was a lotta fun 🤪
friday was a super busy day so spent the evening relaxing with #FredAndEthyl
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
friday was a super busy day so spent the evening relaxing with #FredAndEthyl
a couple of bears on Thursday - Troy, IL.
bonus: #MufflerMan for a friend
bonus: #MufflerMan for a friend
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
a couple of bears on Thursday - Troy, IL.
bonus: #MufflerMan for a friend
bonus: #MufflerMan for a friend