woofer
@wooferstl.bsky.social
just a crazy ol’ bear from Saint Louis. dog dad/slave to Fred & Ethyl!
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Thank You.
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wound up out in my old hometown to take my little brother (who is probably waaaay older than most of y’all) to the airport. some weird ass memories but instead you get four of my headgear options for this suit. 🤪🎅🏼
December 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
wound up out in my old hometown to take my little brother (who is probably waaaay older than most of y’all) to the airport. some weird ass memories but instead you get four of my headgear options for this suit. 🤪🎅🏼
on monday, #santawoofer will have no other woofers during HIS season!! 😈 on of my passengers did a panorama of the view from the backseat (which is fairly popular with a lot of my riders) and he was woofy enough to share
December 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
on monday, #santawoofer will have no other woofers during HIS season!! 😈 on of my passengers did a panorama of the view from the backseat (which is fairly popular with a lot of my riders) and he was woofy enough to share
sunday was my #UglySweaterDay by the lake. also, i always have an alternative to my #Santahat ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
December 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
sunday was my #UglySweaterDay by the lake. also, i always have an alternative to my #Santahat ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
we got some snow flurries. but they were fleeting. the temps got down into the single digits (F) and would stay in freezer all weekend 🥶
December 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
we got some snow flurries. but they were fleeting. the temps got down into the single digits (F) and would stay in freezer all weekend 🥶
took saturday off and didn’t accomplish a whole helluva lot, but the kids were out of their mixed veggies that they expect for q breakfast and dinner so put on some actual clothing (NOT red or green!!!😡) and went to the grocery.
December 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
took saturday off and didn’t accomplish a whole helluva lot, but the kids were out of their mixed veggies that they expect for q breakfast and dinner so put on some actual clothing (NOT red or green!!!😡) and went to the grocery.
i wore my #BlueSanta outfit (sang Elvis more than one would think appropriate) and we had a blast
December 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
i wore my #BlueSanta outfit (sang Elvis more than one would think appropriate) and we had a blast
we saw RAIN which is a Christmas-themed #Beatles tribute show for one night only!! at #theFabulousFoxTheatre here in St Louis
December 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
we saw RAIN which is a Christmas-themed #Beatles tribute show for one night only!! at #theFabulousFoxTheatre here in St Louis
on thursday evening, i accompanied my sister to the theater with preshow drinks and dinner at the Angad Arts Hotel down the street
December 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
on thursday evening, i accompanied my sister to the theater with preshow drinks and dinner at the Angad Arts Hotel down the street
of course, nobody’s perfect. i had to deal with the #Grinch and a particularly naughty young man who wound up at the top of that infamous list 😡😈
December 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
of course, nobody’s perfect. i had to deal with the #Grinch and a particularly naughty young man who wound up at the top of that infamous list 😡😈
on wednesday i stopped in to see my favorite master mechanics @TelleTireAndAutoCenters.bsky.social to get some work done on the #wooferCar. a great bunch that i know i can entrust the safety of my treasured passengers to.
December 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
on wednesday i stopped in to see my favorite master mechanics @TelleTireAndAutoCenters.bsky.social to get some work done on the #wooferCar. a great bunch that i know i can entrust the safety of my treasured passengers to.
lotta folks loved the Blue Santa look - especially when i started singing “Blue Xmas” - and i think i posed for about 7 Santaselfies!
still managed to get the garbage out for the next day so all good
still managed to get the garbage out for the next day so all good
December 9, 2025 at 11:47 AM
lotta folks loved the Blue Santa look - especially when i started singing “Blue Xmas” - and i think i posed for about 7 Santaselfies!
still managed to get the garbage out for the next day so all good
still managed to get the garbage out for the next day so all good
my first trip took me over an hour south to the middle of Bumfuck, MO, with some guy from Joisey who makes a living testifying in lawsuits about fire and burglary alarms. weird.
December 9, 2025 at 11:47 AM
my first trip took me over an hour south to the middle of Bumfuck, MO, with some guy from Joisey who makes a living testifying in lawsuits about fire and burglary alarms. weird.
on monday, the sun was up at dawn and so, apparently, was i.
was in a mood to wear something other than red or green and had a white Santa-hat with blue snowflakes i’d found @MERSGoodwill and came up with a #BlueChristmas concept!
was in a mood to wear something other than red or green and had a white Santa-hat with blue snowflakes i’d found @MERSGoodwill and came up with a #BlueChristmas concept!
December 9, 2025 at 11:47 AM
on monday, the sun was up at dawn and so, apparently, was i.
was in a mood to wear something other than red or green and had a white Santa-hat with blue snowflakes i’d found @MERSGoodwill and came up with a #BlueChristmas concept!
was in a mood to wear something other than red or green and had a white Santa-hat with blue snowflakes i’d found @MERSGoodwill and came up with a #BlueChristmas concept!
4) at the end of the song - eyes still closed - they put the hat on their head
5) they open their eyes and find out what list they’re on!
6) hilarity ensues 🤣🤣🤣
i mean, who doesn’t like a Harry Potter:Xmas mashup? 🎅🏼🤣
5) they open their eyes and find out what list they’re on!
6) hilarity ensues 🤣🤣🤣
i mean, who doesn’t like a Harry Potter:Xmas mashup? 🎅🏼🤣
December 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
4) at the end of the song - eyes still closed - they put the hat on their head
5) they open their eyes and find out what list they’re on!
6) hilarity ensues 🤣🤣🤣
i mean, who doesn’t like a Harry Potter:Xmas mashup? 🎅🏼🤣
5) they open their eyes and find out what list they’re on!
6) hilarity ensues 🤣🤣🤣
i mean, who doesn’t like a Harry Potter:Xmas mashup? 🎅🏼🤣
the new(‘ish) #SortingSantaHat is becoming a big hit!
here’s the deal:
1) i hold it upside down in my hands, rotating it while i explain the rules
2) the “victim” closes their eyes and keeps them closed
3) keeping their eyes closed, they start rotating the hat while everybody sings “Jingle Bells”
here’s the deal:
1) i hold it upside down in my hands, rotating it while i explain the rules
2) the “victim” closes their eyes and keeps them closed
3) keeping their eyes closed, they start rotating the hat while everybody sings “Jingle Bells”
December 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
the new(‘ish) #SortingSantaHat is becoming a big hit!
here’s the deal:
1) i hold it upside down in my hands, rotating it while i explain the rules
2) the “victim” closes their eyes and keeps them closed
3) keeping their eyes closed, they start rotating the hat while everybody sings “Jingle Bells”
here’s the deal:
1) i hold it upside down in my hands, rotating it while i explain the rules
2) the “victim” closes their eyes and keeps them closed
3) keeping their eyes closed, they start rotating the hat while everybody sings “Jingle Bells”
#FredandEthyl try out the #SortingHat to see who’s naughty and nice
December 8, 2025 at 12:48 PM
#FredandEthyl try out the #SortingHat to see who’s naughty and nice
thursday was sunny if cold, but #ExecuSanta brought lots of smiles and took lots of pics with his pax 😍
December 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
thursday was sunny if cold, but #ExecuSanta brought lots of smiles and took lots of pics with his pax 😍
took wednesday off and actually got some stuff done! went by the auto parts store for fresh wiper blades - t’is the season, eh?
December 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
took wednesday off and actually got some stuff done! went by the auto parts store for fresh wiper blades - t’is the season, eh?
tuesday was clear but cooooold…which would explain why there was so much #ICE @ the airport 🥶¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #fucktrump #DHS
December 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
tuesday was clear but cooooold…which would explain why there was so much #ICE @ the airport 🥶¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #fucktrump #DHS
monday they called for light snow after 5pm, but this was noon at the airport and in no time all the freeways were red red red!! the fact that i stuck it out and kept my reservation requests was very lucrative
December 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
monday they called for light snow after 5pm, but this was noon at the airport and in no time all the freeways were red red red!! the fact that i stuck it out and kept my reservation requests was very lucrative
sunday morning. temps expected to be sub-freezing all day might be almost as dangerous to go out as it was yesterday (LOT of wrecks on saturday) but saw how dry our little side street was so decided to give it a go and was out all day. #FredAndEthyl forgave me
December 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
sunday morning. temps expected to be sub-freezing all day might be almost as dangerous to go out as it was yesterday (LOT of wrecks on saturday) but saw how dry our little side street was so decided to give it a go and was out all day. #FredAndEthyl forgave me
e) 11:16AM - got out to clean the walk and brush off the car
f) 11:30AM - snow has changed to rain/hail so time for this #Mainzelmännchen to get back inside.
…i DID finally put in my $100 Rebate request for that new set of tires with only a day to spare… WHEW!!
f) 11:30AM - snow has changed to rain/hail so time for this #Mainzelmännchen to get back inside.
…i DID finally put in my $100 Rebate request for that new set of tires with only a day to spare… WHEW!!
November 30, 2025 at 1:11 PM
e) 11:16AM - got out to clean the walk and brush off the car
f) 11:30AM - snow has changed to rain/hail so time for this #Mainzelmännchen to get back inside.
…i DID finally put in my $100 Rebate request for that new set of tires with only a day to spare… WHEW!!
f) 11:30AM - snow has changed to rain/hail so time for this #Mainzelmännchen to get back inside.
…i DID finally put in my $100 Rebate request for that new set of tires with only a day to spare… WHEW!!
SAT 29 NOV 25
a) 4:15AM - got up to pee; hmm…not lookin’ TOO bad…
b) 5:57AM - hmm…snow had started back in and comin’ down pretty good
c & d) - 7:44AM - oh FUCK no!! i might have brand new all-season tires, but i can’t afford getting this car fucked up less than 6 mo after i got it…
a) 4:15AM - got up to pee; hmm…not lookin’ TOO bad…
b) 5:57AM - hmm…snow had started back in and comin’ down pretty good
c & d) - 7:44AM - oh FUCK no!! i might have brand new all-season tires, but i can’t afford getting this car fucked up less than 6 mo after i got it…
November 30, 2025 at 1:11 PM
SAT 29 NOV 25
a) 4:15AM - got up to pee; hmm…not lookin’ TOO bad…
b) 5:57AM - hmm…snow had started back in and comin’ down pretty good
c & d) - 7:44AM - oh FUCK no!! i might have brand new all-season tires, but i can’t afford getting this car fucked up less than 6 mo after i got it…
a) 4:15AM - got up to pee; hmm…not lookin’ TOO bad…
b) 5:57AM - hmm…snow had started back in and comin’ down pretty good
c & d) - 7:44AM - oh FUCK no!! i might have brand new all-season tires, but i can’t afford getting this car fucked up less than 6 mo after i got it…