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It's a me, Arran
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Ent. Mage. Maker.
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the world unwinds inside of me
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For comparison, every robotic mission NASA has ever sent in its history, from the dawn of the Space Age 65 years ago to today, from Mercury to Pluto and beyond, has cost less than $40B.

I know which one has done more for humankind and which one should be dismantled.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the ‘Metaverse’ has cost Meta more than $77B

The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead

(via WSJ)
December 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
PREY SLAUGHTERED
Brotherhood of the Wolf (4K UHD + Blu-ray) is $13.99 on Amazon buff.ly/EpEC48u
December 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Boas!
Co gallo da actualización nº 100 de Nuclear Throne, veño de publicar un anuncio na miña páxina de itch.io sobre o futuro da miña localización ao galego do xogo. Podedes ler máis na seguinte ligazón:

alesuot.itch.io/nuclear-thro...
Nuclear Throne en galego (u100)
Boas! Como seguramente xa saibades, Vlambeer vén de sacar unha importante actualización para Nuclear Throne polo seu décimo aniversario . Esta actualización inclúe moito contido novo e tamén sop...
alesuot.itch.io
December 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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This 👇. These are the only options. Europe can either be a vassal of the US, or a federal Union. The option "Bobbing-lazily -along-as-a-semi-loose-intergovernmental-Union-while-being-besties-with-the-Friendly-Giant-across-the-pond" is no longer available.
The 🇺🇸 Deputy Secretary of State has today made your choice as a European very clear:

1️⃣Live in a vassal state of either America or Russia
2️⃣Live in a united federal EU

Which do you choose?
www.TheOwnedContinent.eu
December 7, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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no se como no habia hecho este gif antes
December 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Como me gustan os dados tochos
December 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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"please someone get AI to do this" is the most pathetic fuckin sentence i have ever read. take a good look at how far the AI revolution has taken us. from "could someone please record this ten second bit and lay it over existing moon landing footage" all the way to "please SOMEONE get AI to do this"
December 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
watching the latest @friendspersecond.bsky.social and the inevitable metroid prime 4 discussion arrives:

@jakebaldino.com : If the game makes me do this, It's not gonna be good

@skillup.bsky.social The game makes you do that, Jake.

@lucyjames.games 😬

December 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
hay que echar a la vieja de mierda (Von der Leyen) y ponerse las putas pilas o se nos comen los fascistas más idiotas de la historia
December 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Djgddjk
December 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Elon es un agente extranjero que ataca nuestros valores e intereses y sin embargo aún dejamos que sus armas con las que nos mata campen a sus anchas en nuestra red.
December 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
masterear un dungeoncrawl hasta altas horas de la madrugada es sin duda top 10 formas de pasar un viernes noche
December 6, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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"The evil overlords are a software company, a mail order movie rental service, a bulletin board for Harvard students, a bookstore, and the world's shittiest car company. Oh and the AIs are built on chips for video games."
December 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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If some 80s SF author put in their cyberpunk novel that one of the megacorps started out as a mail order movie rental service, they'd be laughed out of the room.
December 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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El siglo XXI es como "Es un alivio que esta empresa la haya comprado el Grupo Pedofilio en vez del grupo Pederastio".
December 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
"El premio FIFA de la paz"
December 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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eu non sei como o vedes pero a comida de polla que lle están facendo pro mundial dos EEUU o ano que vén igual é motivo pra non sintonizalo
“This is truly one of the great honours of my life.”

FIFA President Gianni Infantino gifted U.S. President Donald Trump a gold trophy, a medal and a certificate.

Trump is the winner of the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize.
December 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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A mí me hace perder cualquier esperanza en la humanidad saber que hoy se haya probado de manera inequívoca que el PP valenciano es responsable directo de 230 muertos y no esté pasando nada, pero nada en absoluto
Pradas avisó de un fallecido en Utiel a las 16.28 horas y Mazón respondió desde El Ventorro: 'Igual a las 19 horas vamos al 112'
La exconsellera entrega al juzgado de Catarroja un acta notarial con los mensajes que envió el 29-O al <em>president </em>de la Generalitat y su jefe de gabinete
www.levante-emv.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Ha sido filtrar un audio sobre un hospital de gestión privada e inmediatamente después salir a la luz toda esta mierda.

Y sólo conocemos estas prácticas en 1, pero hay 8 hospitales así.
December 5, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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No somos responsables de vivir al final de la era neoliberal, o de que nuestros dirigentes hayan infravalorado la debilidad que supone que ciertas infraestructuras básicas estén fuera de nuestro control. De lo que sí somos responsables es de empezar a pensar en esto con la seriedad que merece.
December 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Si todas nuestras carreteras, líneas de alta tensión o cañerías fuesen propiedad estadounidense, y pudiesen volverlas en nuestra contra chasqueando los dedos, y nos estuviesen amenazando con hacerlo, no estaríamos tan tranquilos. Pues esto no es diferente.
December 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Hay que dejar de hablar de las redes sociales solo como usuarios y empezar también a pensar en ellas como infraestructura que se está utilizando en nuestra contra en un conflicto geopolítico.
We are also talking about a fragmented electoral landscape where 1-2% shift can change European elections.

Second, US social media platforms will let the far-right rip. The USG will also back them diplomatically. They also think the Musk take over of Twitter was really politically important. 2/
December 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Hegemonic suicide
The US govt is screaming—in words, actions, and now a strategic document—that America has switched sides in the world, preferring authoritarians and a transnational white nationalism over liberal democracy.

Like Russia, a US foreign policy goal is to undermine the EU.

Will Europe finally listen?
‘Civilisational erasure’: US strategy document appears to echo far-right conspiracy theories about Europe
Official text, signed by Donald Trump, outlines plan to ‘cultivate resistance’ in EU nations to their ‘current trajectory’
www.theguardian.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM