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a cracked wooden man
@woodenman.bsky.social
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It's a me, Arran
he/him
Ent. Mage. Maker.
EN/ES/GAL/internet

https://linktr.ee/jarran_de_aguan
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a cracked wooden man @woodenman.bsky.social · Dec 16
you complete my fate
the world unwinds inside of me
woodenman.bsky.social
Otro año más de lo que 0 coño le hace a un hijoputa

Increíble lo que machaqué Fantastic y Ma Meilleure Ennemie

Simplemente lmao
December 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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elvitor2.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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lallamaschool.bsky.social
La comedia de actualidad afronta varios obstáculos:

-Que sus chistes caducan pronto, lo que es importante por la mañana no lo es al final del día.
-Que la realidad está adelantando por la derecha a la sátira.

#LaLlamaSplaining👌
Autor: Robert Leighton
https://www.instagram.com/p/DGS90beu1HY/
December 3, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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salutianarquia.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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cuteosphere.bsky.social
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
woodenman.bsky.social
nightmare blunt rotation
December 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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praza.gal
↪️As estatuas do Mestre Mateo regresan a Santiago máis de 70 anos despois

🏛️As figuras de Abraham e Isaac foron trasladas este luns desde o Pazo de Meirás á capital galega. "É un día histórico", di a alcaldesa, Goretti Sanmartín
Fálase de As estatuas do M... - Praza Pública
As estatuas do Mestre Mateo xa están en Santiago máis de 70 an...
praza.gal
December 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
woodenman.bsky.social
Cada vez que veo por la TL el jeto de la puta fressia esa me dan ganas de meterle treinta patadas
December 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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amybrown.xyz
life imitates tweet
Kim Kardashian Shocked to Learn She Has "Low Activity" in Her Brain A brain scan discovered "holes" showing reduced activity in her frontal lobe Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
December 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM
woodenman.bsky.social
Y si el año que viene intento el reto de 1 pelígola al día?
December 1, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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xanlopez.xyz
Insisto: esto ya no parece tanto una cuestión de si la transición energética va a ocurrir o no. Es una cuestión de cómo de rápida va a ser, cómo de justa va a ser, y quien se va a quedar atrás en el proceso (pagando unos costes muy altos).
jrfhanger.bsky.social John Hanger @jrfhanger.bsky.social · 2d
Good morning with good news: Global battery system deployment skyrocketed 38% to 156 GWh in first 10 months of 2025, compared to 2024!

Global: +38%

• China: +27%
• Europe: +21%
• North America: +21%
• ROW: +242%

Global BESS pipeline up 23% to 732 GWh!
rhomotion.com/news/global-... #energysky
December 1, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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nixarim.bsky.social
Hay que seguir presionando hasta que esa mierda desaparezca, o al menos evitar le permitan sacar más. No debe de ser rentable. Los boicots funcionan si no se abandonan.
arteesetica.bsky.social Arte es Ética @arteesetica.bsky.social · 2d
📣 Actualización: Doña Lydia ha sacado un comunicado para victimizarse y aclarar que «así como incluso las tormentas pueden traer algo bueno»... «Todo está contado desde el prisma de la imaginación infantil, ese mundo de purpurina de colores» 🤦

PURPURINA de colores y una saga de 6 volúmenes 🪓
https://www.instagram.com/p/DRsJivljHx1/ https://www.instagram.com/p/DRsJzwuDBfy/
December 1, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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econocabreado.bsky.social
ETA no existe.

Lo que existen son células de nazis.
rtvenoticias.rtve.es RTVE Noticias @rtvenoticias.rtve.es · 2d
Desarticulada en Castellón la primera célula de la organización terrorista neonazi 'The Base' en España dozz.es/peuq_2
Desarticulada en Castellón la primera célula de la organización terrorista neonazi 'The Base' en España
dozz.es
December 1, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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randommtgcards.bsky.social
Thoughtseize - Amonkhet Invocations.
Art by James Ryman.
Thoughtseize - Amonkhet Invocations. Art by James Ryman.
December 1, 2025 at 10:00 AM
woodenman.bsky.social
Cuando tengo más razones para odiar a Tim Sweeney
December 1, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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mapleqb.bsky.social
SO... I'm pretty much done with Fortnite. There were statements made by Tim Sweeney saying that AI usage doesn't need to be disclosed, and then AI usage was found all over this current season- from art to sprays to in-game songs. Between that, and the upcoming shitty wizard collab... Yeah, I'm done.
An image of a poster in the current Fortnite map. It shows a Yeti relaxing in a hammock. Notably, the Yeti has 4 toes on one foot and 5 on the other, indicating AI usage. An image of a poster on the current Fortnite map. The image shows a Tomato-headed character wearing a suit as if he was in a talk show. The art has strange proportions and odd details, along with many other markers of generative AI usage. A screenshot of a spray included in the current Fortnite battlepass. The spray depicts Marty McFly from Back to the Future, but it is using a filter that gives him the appearance of Studio Ghibli art. That, combined with other details in the background like improperly sized clock hands, are markers of generative AI usage. A screenshot of an album cover for a song called Latata by a group called Mic Drop. Mic Drop is a generative AI-using song library, and Fortnite has included an emote that uses this AI-generated song as a music track.
November 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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carmenfflv.bsky.social
AI people are so fucking dumb they made a response to that post using homelander jesus christ it should be illegal to be this dumb
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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twink.men
Image, which names the electric kettle "steam machine" and its heater "steam deck".
November 30, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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junlper.beer
beautiful sight. bitcoin lost 25% of it’s value in just one month. good omens ahead
December 1, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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senatorivy.com
Jamiroquai doing the slide-at-you hand thing A Doom stage, where thebplayer has their weapon on punch sonit's the hand, like Jamiroquai is doing. And thus you know the joke now.
September 4, 2023 at 7:17 AM
woodenman.bsky.social
musica triste y powerwash simulator

lets gooooooooooooooooooooooo
November 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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says-rights.bsky.social
Photo of an ambulance stuck in gridlock traffic
November 30, 2025 at 9:24 AM
woodenman.bsky.social
me and the girl I pulled by being extremely weird
November 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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wildnimue.bsky.social
Lo que realmente me sorprende es que busques este horror cósmico y te aparezca en todas las librerías y tiendas online importantes+
November 30, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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wildnimue.bsky.social
"Lydia Arribas Caballero es diseñadora de cerámica y tiene un amplio universo creativo: pinta, baila, se dedica al interiorismo y a la ilustración"
Vamos, típica pija que no sabe hacer la O con un canuto pero es "artista multidisciplinar"+
November 30, 2025 at 11:39 AM