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hello.. meet my wife... Lohse Divinity2
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Even if I think some parts of the story can land a bit weird in this one, the combat in this game is soooooo much better than the first one that ultimately I don't think I could ever go back and play it
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(anyway, yes I fixed it, in large part because i realized that bringing an NPC with Signature Heal and 23 (!) spell slots along to a dungeon crawl was gonna make it feel really weird and inconsequential. But it's just funny to me how much APs are improved with just a *little* bit of playtesting)
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yeah, there's probably no Law of the Universe saying that a Primal Sorc *can't* be a worshipper of Razmir. Maybe he's very unique like that

But if you're writing a story, you want elements like that to... be consistent? to represent the lore of the setting and not be complete flavour bends? idk lol
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i didn't really hit me until after I ran 1 session with this guy how weird that is! he has sorcerer casting, INCLUDING Signature Heal (!!)

which not only (a) *massively* shifts the power of him as a GMPC, as the party now has access to a pocket healer and (b) completely fails Razmiran lore I think?
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Razmiran Priest Dedication: exists
Razmiri lore: none of these people are really clerics, it's a fake religion and they're all basically wizards siphoning power from some guy

Spore War: introduces a Razmiran priest NPC, gives him 0 of those mechanics, and he's just a full caster Primal Sorcerer
confused math lady meme
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well there is good news, Hades 2 has way more ranged and caster builds and is probably overall a bit less about twitch-reflexes and button spam
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Underworld 4 and Surface 3-4, especially, have some super interesting fast dodges, but if you just get a build that spams Omega moves, it's like you're playing half the fight in bullet time lol
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while I generally do like all the bosses in Hades 2 (some that I didn't like, like Rivals Surface 1, have even grown on me as I practice and understand the mechanics), i do think basically all of them would be like 250% more interesting to fight if this card didn't exist lol
Hades 2 Arcana: Eternity. While you channel you omega moves, everything moves slower for 1.2 seconds.
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wait there's a Pathologic 3 coming out????
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Can't find a permanent roommate for like 2 months now and getting increasingly fed up with this whole situation
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that Lostprophets bit suddenly became very topical holy shit
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I hope the next time the "E-sports World Cup" rolls around, we take the same energy we used to shame all the comedians that accepted the gig for the Riyadh Comedy Festival

because waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too many players, casters, and game companies just fully took checks from Saudi Arabia for that one
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aaaaand cleared 32 Fear! late-game keepsakes and weapons do some absurd stuff
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hey is Level 26 Attack good or...?
Hades 2 screenshot showing an Underworld victory on Fear 25 in 18:48 minutes. I have Aspect of Momus Rank V, Wicked Thrasher, Nova Strike Level 26, and Weed Killer Level 5, for the biggest Omega Attack I've ever seen in my life
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greatest songwriter of our generation
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the part in that Taylor Swift song where she says "now check out this... sick... beat" as if she's setting up a drum solo and then it just continues in a generic 4/4 pattern with almost no change whatsoever is always so funny to me
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how is the whole Mage Tower thing? so it's TWW classes and talents but they retuned it, or what?
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we need higher taxes on billionaires smh
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LOL just found the secret boss in Hades 2. idk what i expected but that was amazing, I was grinning the entire time
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and I do feel like it's emblematic of the problems with earlier 2e APs, which is that they were just trying to copy cool movies waaaaaaay too hard
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it's a cool technique! i would start (maybe even have started?) an adventure with it. but it feels so out of place here, because it's in a Book 4, AND it *literally* only lasts for one scene before the timeline catches up. So it's like we literally just switched two scenes, from 123456 to 213456