William Fry 🏳️‍🌈🔵🐸
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Software engineer who recently left "Big Tech". In search of my next big adventure. Likes: #microsoft #dotnet #dotnetmaui #csharp #software #cooking #recipes #cats #gay #lgbt
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I would have assumed that "Free the Alabama Penis" would have been a pick-up line...

Sady, in 2025, it's not... 🙄
I would have assumed this would be a pick-up line, yet sadly... it's not! 😂
Apparently Soros gave my cat treats to say she was Antifa. 🐱

Can confirm.
I've said a lot of things this year that I never imagined I would say.

Yes... "Free the Alabama Penis!!!"
Crack my knuckles, do some stretches, limber up...

Gettin' ready to fill out my mail-in ballot, yo!!! 😲
My partner is constantly encouraging me to freshly grate Parmesan cheese...

Nope! 🚫
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I don't have children, but the upside is that I'm never going to have to explain this moment to my grandchildren! 😭
I'm hoping this is a fancy advertising gimmick for "Ocean's One"!!! 😆
There's a recipe ("Bobotie") that I've tried to make several times and failed.

Today, I shall try again! It's delicious, it's just that mine always looks bad...
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In much the way I was promised LSD in Halloween candy and rampant quicksand, WHERE'S SPONTANEOUS HUMAN COMBUSTION.
I remember watching the movie "Scanners". Every now and then, I check to see whether I can make someone's head explode.

Not yet, but I'll keep trying...
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Public funds shouldn't be spent on private education.
Some of us are kinda into that type of person... 😂
Yeah, but where can you even wear it now...? 🙄
Thieves broke into a first-floor wing of the Louvre Museum in Paris and fled with jewelry of “incalculable” value in a brazen daylight robbery, French officials said Sunday. nyti.ms/4qirt05
I just saw a "power outage map" and I thought the pink blobs looked kind of erotic.

When is my next therapy appointment, again!?!? 🙄
Oh, great. Now the President is having scat fantasies...

Right on... 🙄
I never realized that meme character was associated with a particular political belief; however, that now makes sense! I never made the connection!
1) I'm gay.
2) I had a crush on Scully from the "X Files".

Two contradictory things can be true at once... 🤔
I've never been the same since that "X Files" episode!!! 😱
One person who didn't like the protest shouted from his car "You're the reason I can't afford my rent."

Rather than dismissing him, I've spent a lot of time thinking about why he might feel that way.

We need to listen to each other and find a solution that doesn't just help the rich. 💕
Come to think of it... is that a wrong or right answer!?!?

Asking for a friend...