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Justin
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"Get his ass" - Sun Tsu
I'm so glad my tiny family is scattered across the country and I get to spend today with friends
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Scattered molten salt rocks onto myself. I could not have foreseen this
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Very happy I made a backup dessert because these zefir are sickening. Couldn't even swallow them. Smells like feet
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The internet archive was wholly good whiners be damned
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Reposted by Justin
If writing is so easy why do people argue that they can’t do it without the pablumatic verbiage extruder

And if it’s so difficult then why do people think it’s not labour and writers are not workers
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Reposted by Justin
I'm old.

If you're not, listen to this.

Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.

Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.

It's literally never been more important.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
When God gives you lemons you burn God's house down
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Think I hallucinated a podcaster I like playing GTA 5 with 9/11 news reels in the background
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I forgive anyone for screaming in a grocery store
November 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
This terrible pos owns my heart
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
"national parks aren't making money gotta frack Yellowstone"
National parks have SO MANY people from other countries (since they get real vacations!)

And they spend a lot of money on hotels, food, souvenirs, etc.

This is unbelievably dumb, it will destroy entire tourist towns
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I fucked these up so much
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Fucking Russian marshmallows
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
This is so fucked. This is so fucked
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I broke the fucking whisk
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Why the fuck is simple syrup fucking up what leprechaun did I piss off
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
WARRIORS COME OUT TO PLAY-YAY
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Throw me out a window
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Oh my god I would absolute do a line of coke right now
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
This fucking recipe. I am now actively drinking (Tecate with lime)
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Mexico is better at making beer than America
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Fucking hit me with a bus but it's my fault the bus driver is not liable they have it hard enough
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I am never making this again. Like Feanor I will never make these jewels again
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I have been whipping egg whites and apple sauce for two hours by hand
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Release the John Cena Wile E Coyote movie
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM