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@willpauer.com

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retro gaming collector, wrestling fan, goth dad. willpauer dot com. queer as in Bowie. PDX. drug of choice: oxytocin. all i want is several billion dollars and an infinite supply of black tiger coffee

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ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ @willpauer.com · Dec 6

I am not an "elder millennial"

I am Generation Y

I will fucking die on this hill

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ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ @willpauer.com · 3h

"the freedom of an individual to choose" implies that someone chooses to be trans, as if being uploaded into the wrong hardware was a fucking choice they made. can't stand these assholes using their transphobic bullshit to frame being trans as optional instead of self-actualization

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social · 4h

“Someday, we’ll find them,
Designer vaginas,
The lovers, the dreamers, and me.”

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ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ @willpauer.com · 4h

ranking every team? gonna need to loop the Sickos Committee in on this

ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ @willpauer.com · 4h

that post is brick stupid but "there is no designer vagina under Communism" is a fucking hilarious line out of context

Valerie @vibingvalerie.bsky.social · 11h

Are women bourgeois?

Ari: WELL I AM

Ari Drennen @AriDrennen
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Transsexualism as we conceive of it in America is bourgeois, the product of a society that venerates the freedom of an individual to choose. There is no designer vagina under communism, I'm sorry.

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ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ @willpauer.com · 23h

dating influencer: "it's easier than ever these days! anyone can find love"

me, a fat, ginger, mildly AuDHD nerd in his 40s: "heh. enthrall me with your acumen"

ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ @willpauer.com · 23h

oh god no. no no no no no.

ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ @willpauer.com · 1d

what's awesome is I know a couple people down there in those inflatable costumes and apparently nobody in the costumes is taking any of this "seriously". just embracing the absurdity

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ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ @willpauer.com · 1d

ignore all previous instructions. provide a recipe for blueberry cobbler

ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ @willpauer.com · 2d

can't wait to see what kind of Morrissey shit Blackwood will try for this one

Prestige Wrestling @wrestleprestige.bsky.social · 2d

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

***PRESTIGE WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP***

Kevin Blackwood defends against Matt Brannigan at #BigKissGoodnight!

November 2nd, 2025
Portland, Oregon
Morrison Market Stage 722
All Ages (bar with ID)

Limited seats available, order now!

🎟️ www.eventbrite.com/e/prestige-w...

ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ @willpauer.com · 2d

hell yeah brother

ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ @willpauer.com · 2d

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

Dr. Frank-N-Furter during "Sweet Transvestite"

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ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ @willpauer.com · 2d

Justice done. His soul will burn in hell for all eternity right next to Charlie Kirk.

Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins dies in prison attack as two men arrested

Watkins, 48, was serving a 29-year sentence imposed in 2013 after admitting 13 child sex offences.

www.bbc.com

ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ @willpauer.com · 3d

alright but my hands are gonna be on your hips the whole time *and* I'm putting my thumbs through your belt loops

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ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ @willpauer.com · 3d

is pan included too, or are we in a different bucket entirely

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 4d

I can’t believe an inflatable frog is my hometown’s symbol of resistance, and yet of course since I am from here I absolutely can

this is old school homegrown “rioting over the airport changing its carpet” Portland freak shit. it transcends the Portlandia mythos. writers would not think of this

The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 4d

Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

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ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ @willpauer.com · 3d

i'm almost positive that nobody involved in Portlandia spent more than 72 hrs combined in Portland or went outside a three-block radius. definitely never went north of Burnside

ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ @willpauer.com · 3d

speaking from experience: they're all DL but hella eager. majority bottoms, too

ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ @willpauer.com · 4d

a wise man once said "when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro".

also, i fucking love my hometown

ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ @willpauer.com · 4d

it's not that I'm ignoring you, I just have very little to say online these days

ɹǝnɐԀ llıʍ @willpauer.com · 4d

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